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When I first contacted L4suicide about compiling his Tornography, he responded by saying he wasn't interesting enough. I wholeheartedly disagree. The man whose history and thoughts we are about to hear has been here since the very beginning, having arrived in Torn City 4560 days ago on February 18th, 2005 - it was a Friday.
Torn's Own Housing Crisis
For years now most of Torn's elite have been living in exclusive private islands, but are we reaching a point of stagnation? How many more islands can this city support, and what of those who want something better?
Are You Torn's Ugliest B*stard?
For those of us not in possession of beauty, breasts or a secret cache of military equipment, winning the Mr and Ms Torn Competition is nothing but a pipe dream. Without some voting anomaly or a series of fortuitous bear attacks upon every other entrant, most of us cannot ever hope to know what it feels like to place in the top ten of a beauty competition, let alone wear the crown of victory upon our distinctly average heads.
Mr and Ms Torn Winners Interviewed
Kamical and Lucensa are your official Mr and Ms Torn 2017, bringing to an end the three weeks of backstabbing, perving and complaining which traditionally accompanies this pageant of beauty, creativity and unbridled nudity.
Karma Farmers vs Calmer Forums
In a traditional sense, Karma is the notion that 'what goes around comes around'. In Torn, a more appropriate proverb would be 'Those who sit in a round circle come together.'
Private Security Firms Target Torn
Private Security Firms have been given the go-ahead by Chedburn to establish themselves in Torn City. This news was confirmed after intrepid citizens uncovered the founding of a dummy company called Karma Team Zero, whose creation is apparently intended to serve as a vehicle for testing new legislation which grants a range of highly desirable perks to those who work in this new and exciting industry.
Have you met Clampz?Have PI with all the
goods will share for 12
wealty, friendly. He's put his profile up on our personals section! Would you date him?
- Bounty section Hospitalize BodyBagger and earn a $12,000,000 reward! Head over to the bounties section for more information!
- Comics Why not have a look at our comics? Just head over to page 42!