O_Sikk_07 [1863612]

The Affronted Award: Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay! Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************ Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************ Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya! Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************ Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure! Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************ Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8. Huh? 9. OVERRULED! Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************ Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on! Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.

O_Sikk_07 [1863612]

The Affronted Award: Army 1. I would like a job! 2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh! 3. I don't understand. 4. The stuff about the thing... 5. Okay! Okay! Response Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you! ************************************ Grocer 1. What's it like working as a grocer? 2. Is there anything else I should know? 3. What do you do for fun? 4. You, yourself. 5. LARP? 6. No really, what is LARP? 7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame. 8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too? 9. As... what? 10. Bwahahahah 11. Hahahaha Response I don't want to talk to you. Please leave. ************************************ Casino 1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry. 2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know? 3. Sure, can I have an interview? 4. You suck. 5. See ya! Response You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office. ************************************ Medical 1. I'd like a job! 2. Let's begin! 3. Correctly answer this question 4. Stab them in the other arm so they match. 5. Nope. 6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital. 7. I'll send you a postcard! 8. Sure! Response I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again. ************************************ Law 1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it? 2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder? 3. What's the pay like? 4. Oh yeh, that was me! 5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually. 6. Yup, sorry. 7. OBJECTION! 8. Huh? 9. OVERRULED! Response I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here. ************************************ Education 1. I would like a job! 2. Okay, sure! 3. Correctly answer this question. 4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully. 5. Why not? 6. Okay, okay! 7. Oh come on! Response Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.

Lucky45 [1879029]

Bumped ! Such thread is one of the important ones always should be alive ;)

NemesisX [420243]

[b]Army[/b] Q: When a soldier mentions 'Brain bucket', what is he referring to? A: A helmet Q: When did World War 2 start? A: 1939 Q: Fill in the gaps: This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for ______ and this is for ______. A: Fighting, Fun Q: A 'jarhead' refers to what? A: United States Marine Q: What does 'USMC' stand for? A: United States Marine Corps Q: In the United States, which is the higher rank in the Army? A: General Q: What does the acronym 'RPG' stand for? A: Rocket propelled grenade Q:Which of the following is NOT a rank in the US army? A: Admiral Q:"Against which of the following countries has America NEVER been at war with? Don't forget about World War 2 or the American Revolutionary War!" A: France ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Grocer[/b] Q: Which one of these fruits does not grow on tree? A: Strawberries Q: Which of these are not a stone fruit? A: Pear Q: A customer cannot find what they're looking for in the store, what do you tell them? A: Tell them to leave their name and number, and we'll order it in for them. Q: Argueably, which of these fruits cannot be rhymed with any other word? A: Orange Q: When is the customer right? A: The customer is always right. Q: A customer has stolen some produce and is walking out of the door, what should you do? A: Call the police immediately. Q: A customer hands you the money for their products, what do you do? A: Place the money in the till, and give the customer their change. Q: Some of the produce is starting to go dangerously rotten. What should you do? A: Immediately dispose of the rotting produce. Q: What fruit is frequently mistaken as a vegetable? A: Tomato -------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Casino[/b] Q: The common currency used in casinos are known as what? A: Chips Q: What is the nickname for the overhead camera that monitors player and dealer behaviour in a casino? A: Eye in the Sky Q: Which of these is a type of poker game? A: Texas Hold'em Q: In blackjack what is the lowest number the dealer does NOT hit on? A: 17 Q: In poker, which of the following is the better hand? A: Royal Flush Q: In poker, which of these hands would NOT beat a pair of fives? A: A Pair of twos Q: Which of these is not usually found in a casino? A: A clock Q: In the bookies, which odds would provide a bigger payout for the gambler? A: 50 / 1 Q: A customer wants to 'cash out', what does this mean? A: Exchange their credit back to cash and leave ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Law[/b] Q: In court, what is the purpose of the jury? A: To give a true verdict based on evidence presented Q: What is the highest court a case can escalate to in the U.S.? A: Supreme Court Q: A malicious act to intentionally cause damage to property is called what? A: Vandalism Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: What Is A 'Plea Bargain'? A: An incentive for a defendant to plead guilty Q: If a person has been convicted of a crime and is hiding from the law they are known as? A: Fugitive from Justice Q: A breach of your right, or a civil wrong against you is called what? A: Tort Q: What is the usual basis for filing a civil lawsuit? A: Negligence, intentional acts or breach of contract. Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: what crime is the only crime that doesn't occur during full moon? A: Murder ------------------------------------------------------------ [b]Medical[/b] Q: A patient has an embedded object in their arm and it has penetrated an artery. How would you treat it? A: Apply a dressing around the object and get them to a hospital. Q:How much blood is in the average adult? A: 5 liters Q:Tachycardia refers to what? A: An accelerated heart rate Q: What is the femur? A: Thigh bone Q: Someone has dropped, clutching their throat choking... what should you do? A: Perform the Heimlich Maneuver. Q: How many bones does an adult human have? A: 206 Q: DRE is an examination where a well lubricated finger is placed where? A: Rectum Q: What is the normal core body temperature? A: 37.0 degrees celsius Q: What does the term 'Soldiers disease' stand for? A: Morphine addiction --------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Education[/b] Q: If someone is deemed 'illiterate', what does this mean? A: They cannot read or write. Q: Fill the gap. We were walking down the road and ___ was a loud noise. A: There. Q: One of your students is bullying another pupil, what should you do? A: Put the bully in detention and send a letter home. Q: An adverb is what? A: A word describing an action such as 'beautifully Q: X + 15 = 27. What is X? A: 12 Q: Complete this line from a poem... Quoth the raven ____. A: Never more. Q: Choose the correct spelling. A: Miscellaneous Q: A little girl has fallen over in the playcourt and cut her knee... What should you do? A: Send her to the school nurse. Q: What does 'SAT', a certain test for college admissions, stand for? A: Scholastic Aptitude Test --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

NemesisX [420243]

[b]Army[/b] Q: When a soldier mentions 'Brain bucket', what is he referring to? A: A helmet Q: When did World War 2 start? A: 1939 Q: Fill in the gaps: This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for ______ and this is for ______. A: Fighting, Fun Q: A 'jarhead' refers to what? A: United States Marine Q: What does 'USMC' stand for? A: United States Marine Corps Q: In the United States, which is the higher rank in the Army? A: General Q: What does the acronym 'RPG' stand for? A: Rocket propelled grenade Q:Which of the following is NOT a rank in the US army? A: Admiral Q:"Against which of the following countries has America NEVER been at war with? Don't forget about World War 2 or the American Revolutionary War!" A: France ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Grocer[/b] Q: Which one of these fruits does not grow on tree? A: Strawberries Q: Which of these are not a stone fruit? A: Pear Q: A customer cannot find what they're looking for in the store, what do you tell them? A: Tell them to leave their name and number, and we'll order it in for them. Q: Argueably, which of these fruits cannot be rhymed with any other word? A: Orange Q: When is the customer right? A: The customer is always right. Q: A customer has stolen some produce and is walking out of the door, what should you do? A: Call the police immediately. Q: A customer hands you the money for their products, what do you do? A: Place the money in the till, and give the customer their change. Q: Some of the produce is starting to go dangerously rotten. What should you do? A: Immediately dispose of the rotting produce. Q: What fruit is frequently mistaken as a vegetable? A: Tomato -------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Casino[/b] Q: The common currency used in casinos are known as what? A: Chips Q: What is the nickname for the overhead camera that monitors player and dealer behaviour in a casino? A: Eye in the Sky Q: Which of these is a type of poker game? A: Texas Hold'em Q: In blackjack what is the lowest number the dealer does NOT hit on? A: 17 Q: In poker, which of the following is the better hand? A: Royal Flush Q: In poker, which of these hands would NOT beat a pair of fives? A: A Pair of twos Q: Which of these is not usually found in a casino? A: A clock Q: In the bookies, which odds would provide a bigger payout for the gambler? A: 50 / 1 Q: A customer wants to 'cash out', what does this mean? A: Exchange their credit back to cash and leave ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Law[/b] Q: In court, what is the purpose of the jury? A: To give a true verdict based on evidence presented Q: What is the highest court a case can escalate to in the U.S.? A: Supreme Court Q: A malicious act to intentionally cause damage to property is called what? A: Vandalism Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: What Is A 'Plea Bargain'? A: An incentive for a defendant to plead guilty Q: If a person has been convicted of a crime and is hiding from the law they are known as? A: Fugitive from Justice Q: A breach of your right, or a civil wrong against you is called what? A: Tort Q: What is the usual basis for filing a civil lawsuit? A: Negligence, intentional acts or breach of contract. Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: what crime is the only crime that doesn't occur during full moon? A: Murder ------------------------------------------------------------ [b]Medical[/b] Q: A patient has an embedded object in their arm and it has penetrated an artery. How would you treat it? A: Apply a dressing around the object and get them to a hospital. Q:How much blood is in the average adult? A: 5 liters Q:Tachycardia refers to what? A: An accelerated heart rate Q: What is the femur? A: Thigh bone Q: Someone has dropped, clutching their throat choking... what should you do? A: Perform the Heimlich Maneuver. Q: How many bones does an adult human have? A: 206 Q: DRE is an examination where a well lubricated finger is placed where? A: Rectum Q: What is the normal core body temperature? A: 37.0 degrees celsius Q: What does the term 'Soldiers disease' stand for? A: Morphine addiction --------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Education[/b] Q: If someone is deemed 'illiterate', what does this mean? A: They cannot read or write. Q: Fill the gap. We were walking down the road and ___ was a loud noise. A: There. Q: One of your students is bullying another pupil, what should you do? A: Put the bully in detention and send a letter home. Q: An adverb is what? A: A word describing an action such as 'beautifully Q: X + 15 = 27. What is X? A: 12 Q: Complete this line from a poem... Quoth the raven ____. A: Never more. Q: Choose the correct spelling. A: Miscellaneous Q: A little girl has fallen over in the playcourt and cut her knee... What should you do? A: Send her to the school nurse. Q: What does 'SAT', a certain test for college admissions, stand for? A: Scholastic Aptitude Test --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

NemesisX [420243]

[b]Army[/b] Q: When a soldier mentions 'Brain bucket', what is he referring to? A: A helmet Q: When did World War 2 start? A: 1939 Q: Fill in the gaps: This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for ______ and this is for ______. A: Fighting, Fun Q: A 'jarhead' refers to what? A: United States Marine Q: What does 'USMC' stand for? A: United States Marine Corps Q: In the United States, which is the higher rank in the Army? A: General Q: What does the acronym 'RPG' stand for? A: Rocket propelled grenade Q:Which of the following is NOT a rank in the US army? A: Admiral Q:"Against which of the following countries has America NEVER been at war with? Don't forget about World War 2 or the American Revolutionary War!" A: France ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Grocer[/b] Q: Which one of these fruits does not grow on tree? A: Strawberries Q: Which of these are not a stone fruit? A: Pear Q: A customer cannot find what they're looking for in the store, what do you tell them? A: Tell them to leave their name and number, and we'll order it in for them. Q: Argueably, which of these fruits cannot be rhymed with any other word? A: Orange Q: When is the customer right? A: The customer is always right. Q: A customer has stolen some produce and is walking out of the door, what should you do? A: Call the police immediately. Q: A customer hands you the money for their products, what do you do? A: Place the money in the till, and give the customer their change. Q: Some of the produce is starting to go dangerously rotten. What should you do? A: Immediately dispose of the rotting produce. Q: What fruit is frequently mistaken as a vegetable? A: Tomato -------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Casino[/b] Q: The common currency used in casinos are known as what? A: Chips Q: What is the nickname for the overhead camera that monitors player and dealer behaviour in a casino? A: Eye in the Sky Q: Which of these is a type of poker game? A: Texas Hold'em Q: In blackjack what is the lowest number the dealer does NOT hit on? A: 17 Q: In poker, which of the following is the better hand? A: Royal Flush Q: In poker, which of these hands would NOT beat a pair of fives? A: A Pair of twos Q: Which of these is not usually found in a casino? A: A clock Q: In the bookies, which odds would provide a bigger payout for the gambler? A: 50 / 1 Q: A customer wants to 'cash out', what does this mean? A: Exchange their credit back to cash and leave ------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Law[/b] Q: In court, what is the purpose of the jury? A: To give a true verdict based on evidence presented Q: What is the highest court a case can escalate to in the U.S.? A: Supreme Court Q: A malicious act to intentionally cause damage to property is called what? A: Vandalism Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: What Is A 'Plea Bargain'? A: An incentive for a defendant to plead guilty Q: If a person has been convicted of a crime and is hiding from the law they are known as? A: Fugitive from Justice Q: A breach of your right, or a civil wrong against you is called what? A: Tort Q: What is the usual basis for filing a civil lawsuit? A: Negligence, intentional acts or breach of contract. Q: How do you start a civil action? A: File a complaint with the court. Q: what crime is the only crime that doesn't occur during full moon? A: Murder ------------------------------------------------------------ [b]Medical[/b] Q: A patient has an embedded object in their arm and it has penetrated an artery. How would you treat it? A: Apply a dressing around the object and get them to a hospital. Q:How much blood is in the average adult? A: 5 liters Q:Tachycardia refers to what? A: An accelerated heart rate Q: What is the femur? A: Thigh bone Q: Someone has dropped, clutching their throat choking... what should you do? A: Perform the Heimlich Maneuver. Q: How many bones does an adult human have? A: 206 Q: DRE is an examination where a well lubricated finger is placed where? A: Rectum Q: What is the normal core body temperature? A: 37.0 degrees celsius Q: What does the term 'Soldiers disease' stand for? A: Morphine addiction --------------------------------------------------------------- [b]Education[/b] Q: If someone is deemed 'illiterate', what does this mean? A: They cannot read or write. Q: Fill the gap. We were walking down the road and ___ was a loud noise. A: There. Q: One of your students is bullying another pupil, what should you do? A: Put the bully in detention and send a letter home. Q: An adverb is what? A: A word describing an action such as 'beautifully Q: X + 15 = 27. What is X? A: 12 Q: Complete this line from a poem... Quoth the raven ____. A: Never more. Q: Choose the correct spelling. A: Miscellaneous Q: A little girl has fallen over in the playcourt and cut her knee... What should you do? A: Send her to the school nurse. Q: What does 'SAT', a certain test for college admissions, stand for? A: Scholastic Aptitude Test --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------