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    Thread created on 21:25:14 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    I'm gonna lay this out for you all. I've double my stats within 7 days with drugs and booster items.

    This will make you gain a minor drug addiction in the process

    I'm going to make a detailed note for the next 7 days to show you my results. 

    Current Happiness 3150                                                   

    Just rented a Castle, pretty sure it was about 8.5m for 53 days, I'll copy and paste my upkeep cost and staff hired to get this tomorrow when I start my stat boosts

    Castle upgrades

    All interior upgrades

    Staff upgrades:

    5 maids (25k/day) max 5

    3 butler's (22.5k/day) max 3

    3 guards (45k/day) max 10

    Doctor 25k/day max 1

    My stats currently are
    • Strength 1,434 +1%
    • Defense 1,253 −5%
    • Speed 1,049 −5%
    • Dexterity 1,002 −5%
    • Total 4,740
    The +/- are from drug gains and drug addiction and merits

    Minor Drug Addiction
    Your statistics in attacking are slightly reduced (-8%)

    This test will start in 24 hours when my booster cooldown drops to zero. 

    Goal: Get All Stats to 2000 each within 7days doubling my stats to 8000 total.

    Items Used To Do My Program.

    Extacy and Big Boxes Of Choclate.

    1 extacy = $73,000 (side note traveling can reduce the price of this 50,000 is average abroad cost)

    Average 40-45 big boxes of Choclate  (gets me a full 24h on booster cooldown. 

    3500x45= $157,500

    Total cost of 1 train is about $230,000 PER Train plus your daily upkeep on your property and travel cost if used. When I did this first I used a mansion, if your in need of one I will gladly rent mine out too you for decently cheap as a favor to the faction.

     Effects of the drugs and boosters

    Extacy- is known as the happy drug, when taken it will give you double the amount of happiness. For training purposes this drug is your best friend as your happiness goes hand in hand with your stat gains.

    Big Boxes Of Choclate- these relatively cheap booster items gains you small amounts of happiness aswell it's 35 happiness PER BOX eaten.    45 big boxes is around an extra 1575 happiness.

    When I do my training 

    I'll be Eating 49-50 Big Boxes of Choclate and take ONE Extacy to double my happiness 

    Process:

    Step 1

    Eat As Many Big Boxes Of chocolate as you can (typically between 45-50 boxes for 24 hour cooldown on item booster)

    Step 2

    Take The extacy to double your current happiness 

    Step 3 

    Train In The Gym Full Energy.

     

    (3150+1575)2= 9450  happiness total before I train in the gym. 

    Current stat gain without any drugs or boosters @3150 happiness:

    You psyched yourself up and managed to squat an impressive 130kgs 10 times
    You gained 104.1626 strength

    You wrestled 10 opponents and managed to beat 4 of them
    You gained 83.5293 defense

    You performed 10 explosive kettlebell exercises
    You gained 95.0505 speed

    You played 10 rounds of darts and your highest score was 68
    You gained 90.2821 dexterity

     

    Now For Drug and item boosters. 

     You psyched yourself up and managed to squat an impressive 131kgs 10 times
    You gained 313.9184 strength

    You wrestled 10 opponents and managed to beat 4 of them
    You gained 257.7205 defense

    You performed 10 explosive kettlebell exercises
    You gained 220.5052 speed

    You played 10 rounds of darts and your highest score was 64
    You gained 207.7605 dexterity

    Gains Compared too eachother

    313.9184÷104.1612=3.013

    257.7205÷83.5293=3.085

    220.5052÷95.0505=2.319

    207.7650÷90.282=2.301 

    So as you can see, you can easily boost your gym stats by min 3x your normal with this method. 

     
    Last edited by MrCommander on 15:21:27 - 04/09/18 (8 years ago)
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    Posted on 23:14:47 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    I was just thinking the other day what to do, if you don't have the cash for premium happy jumps. I have been eating just lollipops and extacy. Using big boxes of chocolate will more than double the price for an extra 960 happiness. If you're really poor, that's another option.

    1 ex + 48 big boxes = 70k + 48*3350 = 230,800
    1 ex + 48 lollipops = 70k + 48*522 = 95,056
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    Posted on 23:17:42 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    Also this should not add drug addiction if done by itself. You can do 2 extacy per day without going above the natural daily addiction decay.
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    Posted on 23:38:34 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    I've legit been doing this since I figured out how too do it. My stats have definitely been inflated since. It's a very simple/cheap way too boost your stats. It's also very helpful for your theft merit, as you can easily steal boxes of Choclate and use them for this making it cheaper. I chose big boxes of Choclate for this reason alone. I also exceed the daily two as I rather enjoy training my stats and even with no drug addiction it still became a problem. Lollipops would definitely lower the cost substantially. By the time I figured this out I had a nice stash of Choclate saved up from crimes tho so it helped on the cost. I on average now do this once a day and spend the extra 1.3-1.5m for the 25 points for the energy reset to get two full decent trains with this meathod clearly with a slight drop due to the first initial training. 
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    Posted on 23:51:59 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    Imagine oding on the ecstasy smh

     

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    Posted on 23:53:17 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    Imagine oding on the ecstasy smh
    Lol it sucks, although on the up side you didn't just spend 20m to od on the last xanax 
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    Posted on 23:54:53 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    It is recommended to use refill when you have donator status. It gives 150e rather than normal 100e. So it makes your refill points more worth it. Besides, it is always the best option to use xanax if you can afford it. More e can help progress gym faster. Also for you training method, attack your e with xanax to 900 or 1k, then use you candy and 1 xtc after xanax drug cooldown finish. This will provide more boost to your stats. Although using edvd in 10* adult novelty for happy jump is always the best option.
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    It is recommended to use refill when you have donator status. It gives 150e rather than normal 100e. So it makes your refill points more worth it. Besides, it is always the best option to use xanax if you can afford it. More e can help progress gym faster. Also for you training method, attack your e with xanax to 900 or 1k, then use you candy and 1 xtc after xanax drug cooldown finish. This will provide more boost to your stats. Although using edvd in 10* adult novelty for happy jump is always the best option.
    I actually tested one Xanax with 3150 happy and it was about -50 stat points less then this method at 3-4x the cost.

    This method is the cheap way to aquire stats without the 20million price tag noobs can't ideally afford. Yes the normal happy jump is ideal but it is no where near ideal for newer players. 
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    PamPamIu [2142253]

    It is recommended to use refill when you have donator status. It gives 150e rather than normal 100e. So it makes your refill points more worth it. Besides, it is always the best option to use xanax if you can afford it. More e can help progress gym faster. Also for you training method, attack your e with xanax to 900 or 1k, then use you candy and 1 xtc after xanax drug cooldown finish. This will provide more boost to your stats. Although using edvd in 10* adult novelty for happy jump is always the best option.

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    I actually tested one Xanax with 3150 happy and it was about -50 stat points less then this method at 3-4x the cost. This method is the cheap way to aquire stats without the 20million price tag noobs can't ideally afford. Yes the normal happy jump is ideal but it is no where near ideal for newer players. 
    For your option, that is the xtc training method most new player use. You can squeeze 4 xtc a day without any problem, where the you will max booster with candy on one of those xtc train. But keep in mind that only using xtc, you get better gain at early time only, which at the same time your gym progression is slower compare to those who take xanax early. faster gym progression= better gym= better gym gain. But at the end it depends on player play style though. Happy training and cheers ! ^-^
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    Posted on 00:52:36 - 30/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    For your option, that is the xtc training method most new player use. You can squeeze 4 xtc a day without any problem, where the you will max booster with candy on one of those xtc train. But keep in mind that only using xtc, you get better gain at early time only, which at the same time your gym progression is slower compare to those who take xanax early. faster gym progression= better gym= better gym gain. But at the end it depends on player play style though. Happy training and cheers ! ^-^
    I agree, if you can afford it go for it much better results. Even at this rate tho you can easily unlock a gym in a few days instead of the normal weeks it may take. I just found this way the most effective for where I am at with my training. Adventually I will move up to full happy jumps but for now it's a solid stat gain. Your input is always welcomed as anyone else's. I see see this as a budget trainer while building stats. If you don't have the required funds for the bigger scale :). I honestly wouldn't advise this for people with over 50k total stats it would help but not be the ideal training method.
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    Posted on 05:11:11 - 31/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    ^^
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    Posted on 05:27:44 - 31/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    This is a great guide for the newer players that can't afford full happy jumps, but are you stacking to 1000e with xanax? It's not really worth using boosters if you don't stack. Although it becomes slightly more expensive it's easy to afford with a little traveling and certainly a lot more effective.
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    Delta [2049998]

    This is a great guide for the newer players that can't afford full happy jumps, but are you stacking to 1000e with xanax? It's not really worth using boosters if you don't stack. Although it becomes slightly more expensive it's easy to afford with a little traveling and certainly a lot more effective.
    As stated above tis the cheap way. I didn't want to add the almost 4m price tag to people who look at 4m almost sideways. Alot of new players 4m is alot of cash. Plus with bookies changed there is no ideal safe way noobs can't store cash but can mug and aquire the 200k needed alot easier. I personally was doing this at like level 2-3 when I started doing this as a cheap effiective way to get stats. Yes stacking xans would help but the added cost deturedd me from adding it to the guide itself. I wanted the cheapest possible way with the least amount of chance to overdose. 
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    Delta [2049998]

    This is a great guide for the newer players that can't afford full happy jumps, but are you stacking to 1000e with xanax? It's not really worth using boosters if you don't stack. Although it becomes slightly more expensive it's easy to afford with a little traveling and certainly a lot more effective.

    MrCommander [2133988]

    As stated above tis the cheap way. I didn't want to add the almost 4m price tag to people who look at 4m almost sideways. Alot of new players 4m is alot of cash. Plus with bookies changed there is no ideal safe way noobs can't store cash but can mug and aquire the 200k needed alot easier. I personally was doing this at like level 2-3 when I started doing this as a cheap effiective way to get stats. Yes stacking xans would help but the added cost deturedd me from adding it to the guide itself. I wanted the cheapest possible way with the least amount of chance to overdose. 
    I see that makes sense, maybe you can include it as an optional thing to boost gains? There might be some people who can't afford 25m jumps but can afford 4 xanax.

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    Delta [2049998]

    I see that makes sense, maybe you can include it as an optional thing to boost gains? There might be some people who can't afford 25m jumps but can afford 4 xanax.
    Have people working on it now, waiting for stat results to compare to both.
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    Posted on 20:46:39 - 31/08/18 (8 years ago)
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    For those who arent intrepid enough to afford EDVDs ways like this can also boost tiny stats by a bit!

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    Posted on 19:26:10 - 04/09/18 (8 years ago)
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    I'll be writing another guide shortly on the advanced version of this Happy Jump and will post it as a separate thread as the stat jumps are massive compared to this method. Just a price tag difference and added items to the process. 
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    Bump ^
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    Posted on 11:07:38 - 05/10/18 (8 years ago)
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    Your gym gains (before Happy boost) per train, are much higher than mine. I usually get around 18-20 stat gain per train and I'm currently renting a private island. So, my question is, what gym are you training at to get those gains? Is it worth doing these happy jumps before reaching higher level gyms? I'm about to unlock the 3rd gym on the second tier by the way. 

     

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    Posted on 11:26:40 - 05/10/18 (8 years ago)
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    Happy jump is always recommended when your stats are below 200k (each stat, I do not mean the total stats) because its the point where happy makes lot of gain on stats. Also, everyone's gym gain is different. It depends on your current gym, your happiness, your faction steadfast perk, your edu boost, property that provide +2% gym gain etc.
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