Museum of Crimes 1.0

~ Other Resources ~
The Best Items!! - Nobody

Jail, Busting & Bailing

Suggestion: Crimes 1.1 (profit increase)

~ Work In Progress ~
Known issue: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=19&t=15997715&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=17597980
*Should be accurate, edited in some direct market links as icons*.
Days it takes to get the various rewards is based on 288 daily nerve bar regeneration, and if you don't miss a single nerve and you use refills etc. you can complete them in a shorter time.

~ Terminology ~
NNB: Natural Nerve Bar
CXP: Crime Experience, CXP bars represents the level of recommendation, higher is better, but you should not go past your NNB (a high recommendation might be impossible to complete unless you meet the NNB recommendation)

~ Info ~
Tables are sorted according to what crime requires the least nerve to do, even though all types of crimes requires 10k crimes except for Theft (25k) I still sorted it according to the lowest nerve requirement.

~ Total Nerve ~
Max NNB: 60
Max NB: 125
Faction: Criminality - Nerve (up to +40 Nerve, +1 per upgrade)
Merits: +1 per upgrade (up to +10)
Jobs:
Pub +15 max nerve (10 stars)
Amusement Park +10 max nerve (5 stars)
Meat Warehouse +10 (5 stars)

~ Total Daily Nerve ~
Daily Nerve: 288
25 Point Refill: 10-125
Alcohol: +24-96 - 24 uses per day (up to +120 nerve if in a Restaurant company)
+1 Beer (+0.51-1.49)
+1 Champagne (+0.51-1.49)
+1 Sake (+0.51-1.49)
+1 Tequila (+0.51-1.49)
+2 Kandy Kane (+1.51-2.49)
+2 Pumpkin Brew (+1.51-2.49)
+3 Christmas Cocktail (+2.51-3.49)
+3 Minty Mayhem (+2.51-3.49)
+3 Wicked Witch (+2.51-3.49)
+4 Mistletoe Madness (+3.51-4.49)
+4 Stinky Swamp Punch (+3.51-4.49)
Cannabis: +0-3, Increased Crime success rate - 16-24 uses per day
LSD: +5, Energy +50 - 3.2-3.6 uses per day
Job:
+3 Law, Rank: Law Student, 5 law points
+1 Firework Stand - 1 star special, 1 job point
+2 Candle Shop - 3 star special, 1 job point
+1 Game Shop - 10 star special, 1 job point (also provides +5 energy and +50 happiness)
+? Pub - 5 star special, 25 job points, refills nerve bar (also provides +15 Max nerve at 10 stars. +50% alcohol boost at 7 stars)
+1 Ladies Strip Club - 1 star special, 1 job point
+1 Amusement Park - 1 star special, 1 job point (also provides +10 max nerve at 5 stars)
+1 Meat Warehouse - 1 star special, 1 job point (also provides +10 max nerve at 5 stars)
+? Restaurant - 10 star special, passive -25% consumable cooldown (ability to drink more alcohol)
-30% alcohol CD - Mining Corporation (3 stars)

~ Crime Success Boost ~
Job: Law, reach the rank of Federal Judge. +10% Crime success - passive, even when you leave the job
Education:
+10% Hacking Success Rate (CMT2610: Computer Security and Defense)
+10% Crime Success Rate (PSY3690: Bachelor of Psychological Sciences)
Merits: +3% per upgrade (up to 30% increase)
Faction: Criminality - Crimes (up to +25%, 1% per rank)
Cannabis: Increased crime success rate (unknown?)

~ Books ~
Book : The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime
Effect: Increases crime skill & crime experience gain by 25% for 31 days
Book : The Real Dutch Courage
Effect: Doubles nerve regeneration for 31 days
Book : Self Control Is For Losers - ABSOLUTELY DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THIS FOR CRIMES!
Effect: Decreases all consumable cooldowns by 50% for 31 days
Book : Get Drunk And Lose Dignity
Effect: Doubles alcohol effects for 31 days (Note: Alcohol increases nerve by odd numbers, so a +2 Kandy Kane could give 3 or 4 nerve. Beer gives maybe +0.6-1.4, but since it's rounded to the closest number you always get the same nerve when not reading this book)
Book : Memories And Mammaries - ABSOLUTELY DO NOT RECOMMEND USING THIS FOR CRIMES!
Effect: Takes the same effect from the last used book for 31 days

~ Special Thanks ~
Editor of the awards: cl3ric0l [569400] (from this and this)
Increased max forum symbols: Xepa4er [1720900] (from 10k to 60k)

Criminal Offence: Any	Reward	Number of crimes	Days	Nerve	CXP
Any		100	N/A	N/A	N/A
Any		5,000	N/A	N/A	N/A
Any		10,000	N/A	N/A	N/A
Any		20,000	N/A	N/A	N/A
Any		30,000	N/A	N/A	N/A
Any		50,000	N/A	N/A	N/A

7 Merits

Crime Enhancer: Pair of Glasses

Criminal Offence: Other	Reward	Number of crimes	Days	Nerve	CXP
Search for cash		5,000	35	2	NNB: 10

1 Merit

Crime Enhancer: High-Speed DVD Drive

Criminal Offence: Sell Illegal Goods	Reward	Number of crimes	Days	Nerve	CXP
Sell Copied Media		5,000	52	3	NNB: 10

1 Merit

Crime Enhancer: Mountain Bike (Shoplifting)
Crime Enhancer: Chloroform (Kidnap Mayor)
Note: When kidnapping mayor you should keep $75.000 in your wallet (to avoid jail)

Criminal Offence: Theft	Reward	Number of crimes	Days	Nerve	CXP
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		1,000	14 52	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		2,500	35 130	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		5,000	69 260	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		7,500	104 390	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		10,000	139 521	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		12,500	174 651	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		15,000	208 781	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		17,500	243 911	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		20,000	278 1042	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		22,500	313 1172	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35
Shoplifting - Jacket Kidnapping - Mayor		25,000	347 1302	4 15	NNB: 15 NNB: 35

16 Merits

Crime Enhancer: Advanced Driving Tactics

Criminal Offence: Drug Deals	Reward	Number of crimes	Days	Nerve	CXP
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		250	7	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		500	14	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		1,000	28	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		2,000	56	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		4,000	111	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		5,000	139	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		6,000	167	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		8,000	222	8	NNB: 25-35
Transport Drugs - Transp Cocaine		10,000	278	8	NNB: 25-35

9 Merits