The Affronted Award - Annoying the Interviewers
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Thread created on 20:00:33 - 19/08/14 (12 years ago)|Last replied 15:43:53 - 07/03/26 (7 months ago)Having searched the forums for a guide and having no luck, I decided to spend the last 24hrs working on the right answers to annoy all the interviewers! The answers below are all you need. Once you figure out the type of answers which annoy an interviewer, the answers become quite obvious. :)
You need to apply and then quit the job prior to annoying the interviewers. With that in mind, use this guide:
www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=treads&f=3&t=15908903&b=0&a=0
Army
1. I would like a job!
2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh!
3. I don't understand.
4. The stuff about the thing...
5. Okay! Okay!
Response
Nope. Get out. If you're not willing to put in the time and dedication required, I'm not going to waste another second with you!
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Grocer
1. What's it like working as a grocer?
2. Is there anything else I should know?
3. What do you do for fun?
4. You, yourself.
5. LARP?
6. No really, what is LARP?
7. Wow... That sounds seriously lame.
8. No, no wait... So, you dress up and stuff too?
9. As... what?
10. Bwahahahah
11. Hahahaha
Response
I don't want to talk to you. Please leave.
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Casino
1. I love gambling and was thinking about a job in the casino industry.
2. This sure sounds interesting enough, is there anything else I need to know?
3. Sure, can I have an interview?
4. You suck.
5. See ya!
Response
You again!? I'm not looking to speak to you anymore... Get out of my office.
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Medical
1. I'd like a job!
2. Let's begin!
3. Correctly answer this question
4. Stab them in the other arm so they match.
5. Nope.
6. I'm probably the reason why most of these people are even in hospital.
7. I'll send you a postcard!
8. Sure!
Response
I spend hours patching up the people you put in here... I don't ever want to see your face again.
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Law
1. I am thinking about sitting the bar, can you tell me about it?
2. Will it take long to work my way up the ladder?
3. What's the pay like?
4. Oh yeh, that was me!
5. Yep, I sold it at the docks actually.
6. Yup, sorry.
7. OBJECTION!
8.Huh?
9. OVERRULED!
Response
I don't know if you really did take my car or if you're just playing. Either way, I'll be seeing you in court. Until then, get out of here.
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Education
1. I would like a job!
2. Okay, sure!
3. Correctly answer this question.
4. Whip out your baseball bat and bully the bully.
5. Why not?
6. Okay, okay!
7. Oh come on!
Response
Stay away kids, get back. That person's dangerous.Last edited by _Vengeance_ on 06:17:00 - 20/08/14 (12 years ago) -
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Posted on 20:45:29 - 19/08/14 (12 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkThe old guide could be found here:
http://www.torn.com/old_forums.php?forumID=2&ID=12974737&factionID=0&companyID=0&worldwar=0&start=0 -
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Posted on 20:59:26 - 19/08/14 (12 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkI didn't think about looking in the old forums... I doubt they'll be there forever taking up space.
Seeing as I needed the award and what with the being logged out on almost every click, writing all the answers down as I went was easy enough.Last edited by _Vengeance_ on 21:03:47 - 19/08/14 (12 years ago) -
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Posted on 12:15:51 - 03/05/15 (11 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkis this information still correct?

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Posted on 15:08:36 - 03/05/15 (11 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkIt should all be correct, I haven't heard of any changes to it.
Also, this should be moved by a mod to the Guides forum.
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Posted on 06:01:31 - 16/05/15 (11 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linknice :)
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Posted on 09:48:23 - 11/04/16 (10 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkWhat if you want to take the job which you angered the person?
Can you do it again? (i mean taking up the job)Last edited by du48gune on 09:48:45 - 11/04/16 (10 years ago) -
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Posted on 10:08:42 - 11/04/16 (10 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkYes, you can.
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Posted on 11:51:56 - 11/04/16 (10 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkdude start making your own threads rather than keep bumping up year old ones

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Posted on 16:44:25 - 11/04/16 (10 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkAm just going to shove this over to guides forum xD

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Posted on 09:36:29 - 12/04/16 (10 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkI don't take orders from you.
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Posted on 07:30:16 - 03/07/17 (9 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkThe army does not work for me. I have applied for the job and quit multiple times yet I don't get the "2. I enjoy changing jobs regularly, it keeps life fresh!" Option when in the interview. Anyone know why?Last edited by Blatodog on 07:30:32 - 03/07/17 (9 years ago)
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Posted on 11:49:41 - 18/09/17 (9 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkcasino and education didn't have those options.
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Posted on 19:25:15 - 05/10/17 (9 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkCan Someone Please Update this Please!
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Posted on 03:00:32 - 07/10/17 (9 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linki've completed 5 of it, and decided to do the last one next year. do i need to do it all over again?

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Posted on 03:07:02 - 11/10/17 (9 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkLook multiple attempts and using up all my medical points i've gotten the everyone annoyed except for the casino theres just no "You Suck" option after its only I'm up for it and then you complete the 3 questions, i've tried over 10 quit and rehire and nothing, help please!
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Posted on 07:38:54 - 29/08/18 (8 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkNice
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Posted on 20:07:19 - 17/11/18 (7 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkThank you! Took it fast. I got in all jobs and promoted.

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Posted on 15:39:29 - 01/12/18 (7 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkAm I doing some wrong because I can't make the Army and Medical do what it says
I have done races and they did work brilliant :) -
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Posted on 04:16:05 - 28/01/19 (7 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linkafter you annoy an interviewer, can you get the job again?
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