Reserved. Might move final thoughts here if I run out of space.
Guys, you'll never believe what just happened.
FINAL THOUGHTS
An excellent crime that was worth the wait, though payouts remain lackluster.
Overall, I'll likely be doing this one for the rest of the year and then some.
Some material components are pricey and hard to acquire but others are so easy to get that you can do most jobs without spending an arm and a leg. Gasoline and Potassium Nitrate in particular, with all other materials being very easy to get from SFC and Burglary.
Profits are alright? We're still early on but if you work focusing exclusively on profit then you can comfortably reach the 4-5k/N range without much hassle. It does limit the materials you can use.
Thirteenth guide excluding the primer, and it took me around three weeks to get a guide out. Not for lack of trying, but because arson's just that complex, and posting a half-baked guide wasn't something I'd like to do after remaining unsatisfied with the scamming guide.
Feel like I did an alright job? The general content of the guide feels shallow to me, the truly interesting data like success rates is hard to acquire due to the daily nature of this crime, so I'm still waiting on that. There's also both intensity and momentum affecting success rates making other success rate matrixes difficult to make, but I'll get there.
DATA GATHERING
As per usual, these guides require a significant amount of data to be as accurate as possible and find interesting information, average success rates or what subcrimes are more efficient. For that, please consider installing OutcomeDB to gather as much information as possible and make this guide as accurate as possible, both for you and for future readers' experience.
CREDITS
Finally, a shoutout to all who contributed in the making of this guide, as well as those who donated towards this and previous projects. This list is due an update so apologies in advance if your name is missing.
Kerrapht: Double-edged Yasukuni Sword, Expose & Execute Magnum, Comeback 9mm Uzi, Focus Tavor Tar-21, Plunder Frying Pan
kelfi: 29x Donator Pack
Maks: $200,000,000, 10x FHC, 50x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 50x Bottle of Moonshine
onlelonely: 10x FHC, 1x Six-Pack of Energy Drink
Jefersonakl: 10x FHC
CalzaTheFox: $133,769,420
MrFancyPants: $100,000,000
BAXIA: $100,000,000
tos: $100,000,000
MonChoon: 100x Xanax
Erzurum: 100x Xanax
Hamid448: $60,000,000, 3x E-DVDs, 1x Drug Pack, 1x Six Pack of Alcohol
BigDaddyLuvsU: $38,000,000, 3x Drug Pack, 1x Donator Pack, 3x Six-Pack of Alcohol
hugeknight: 60x Lottery Voucher
Gem: 25x Bottle of Moonshine, 1x FHC
Sinvetic: $30,000,000, 2x FHC, Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b
Kamkool: $50,000,000
Hemigidius: $50,000,000
FractalPariah: $50,000,000
maimunah: $50,000,000
Wootty2000: $50,000,000
Aisu: 2x Donator Pack
MissMary: $1,000,000, 1x Drug Pack, 20x Xanax, 2x FHC
butts: 50x Xanax
HemiULose: 23x Six-Pack of Alcohol, 1x Book of Carols
Amsgaming: $2,000,000, 3x Can of Rockstar Rudolph, 5x Can of X-MASS, 1x FHC
mahadi: 150x Bottle of Pumpkin Brew, 150x Bottle of Wicked Witch
Invert: $13,000,000, 1x Xanax, 1x FHC, 20x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness
Giovanni: 23x Six-Pack of Alcohol
D3XU5: 48x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 100x Bottle of Minty Mayhem
Paul_Atreides: $30,000,000
_Me_: 2x FHC
Endex: 1x Donator Pack, 1x Six-Pack of Alcohol
RatstaR: 1x Donator Pack
L4suicide: 1x Donator Pack
MrSo: 1x Donator Pack
Dragoonseal: 1x Donator Pack
lynstly: 1x Donator Pack
Kincora: 1x Donator Pack
Mistborn: 1x Donator Pack
Gandalf: 1x FHC, 20x Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch
Svantesvoken: 5x Can of X-MASS
Jackass_420: $20,000,000
Lidia: $20,000,000
Dr_Thycreator: 1x Six-Pack of Energy Drink, 3x Can of Santa Shooters
BurningWinters: $10,000,000, 5x Six-Pack of Alcohol
Mottamort: 5x E-DVD
spiff: 1x Six-Pack of Energy Drink
monz: 1x Six-Pack of Energy Drink
ScroogeMcDuck: 1x Six-Pack of Energy Drink
rOsemiumm: 1,000x Cannabis, 10x Xanax
illum: 1x FHC
Teruf: 1x FHC
Skulll: 1x Drug Pack, 1x Six-Pack of Alcohol, 1x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 1x Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch, 1x Can of Rockstar Rudolph, 1x Can of X-MASS
Nut2Fast: $12,690,420
pussy: 100x Bottle of Kandy Kane, 100x Bottle of Pumpkin Brew
HOU5E: $10,000,000
Ngongingo: $10,000,000
RipTheJacker: $800,000, 4x Can of Santa Shooters
Lexcifer: 10x Xanax
Sparrow88: $4,000,000, 5x Xanax
something: $7,500,000
Allenone: $7,242,987
Grindspawn: 8x Xanax
Affluenza: 2x E-DVD
Bssteig: 1x E-DVD, 1x Can of Rockstar Rudolph, 1x Xanax, 1x Certificate of Awesome
Matslav: 1x Business Class Ticket
Obigale: 1x Business Class Ticket
ZemaLupin: $5,555,555
Demandred-: 5x Six-Pack of Alcohol
Tuit: $5,000,000
Pesko: $5,000,000
Hwhiskee: 10x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness
Chimken: 1x Drug Pack
Bacurau: 1x Drug Pack
Juna_Warrior: 1x Drug Pack
Feanaro: 1x Drug Pack
Timoteo32: 4x Six-Pack of Alcohol
Rizzzz: $4,000,000
Jikkar: 1x Erotic DVD
Gexi: 1x Gift Card
Dapper_Tramp: 10x Bottle of Wicked Witch
boyyondgt: 4x Xanax
-Behemoth: 3x Xanax
GOODZILLA: 2x Xanax
badmagicks: 1x High-Speed Drive
Green_Babz: 1x Can of Santa Shooters
Knave_of_Hearts: 1x Can of Red Cow
TheBonebreaker: $1,000,000
Mr_Bendix: $1,000,000
GodsFamousG: $1,000,000
begaydocrimes: $1,000,000
bcla7: 1x Lottery Voucher
jimjuice: 50x Bottle of Beer :)
Anonymous: $29,500,000
Research collaborators:
Fetheryhorse6
-Corvus-
Lazerpent
Reshula
Hemicopter
Allenone
MightyGoober
Hemicopter
Scripting and materials used
Skeletron (torn.report reference data)
Lazerpent (OutcomeDB script)
Hemicopter (OutcomeDB script)
Allenone (Arson data visualizer script)
Other contributors:
Lose, Demandred-, Hemigidius, Oceane, MagosTaita, Kalends, Hogfather, the people of IMF and HeLa, the torn.report team, Leaky McLeakface in the Arson discussion thread, as well as everyone who I might've missed. My apologies in advance.
All in the name of science.























