Thread created on 02:36:46 - 27/08/21 (1 month ago)
Last replied 08:06:15 - 10/09/21 (1 month ago)
TERMED WAR: SATURDAY 28 - 18:00 TCT START TIME
DAMAGE INC. vs CATALYSIS
This week's match-up is locked in and ready to go!
We're expecting an exciting event this Saturday at the Torn BloodSports Arena-Colliseum-Gardens.
Both Damage and Catalysis will try to make a strong showing and secure yet another belt to keep their distended bellies from dragging on the ground.
The question remains: can the veteran faction take on a much younger competitor? Catalysis has an excellent record by Torn-fight standards (86-13-2), whereas the newly formed Damage Inc. faction is barely on the board (3-1-0), with their most recent fights showing a willingness to pound some serious, if stanky, ass. (All fight-related statistics supplied by our sponsor www.tornsportstats.com).
What Could Go Wrong to Defy the Betting Odds in This One?
Most events have a pronounced underdog, but this time that is not the case! Catalysis seems to be more experienced, but Damage is confident that it can continue to dominate the ring with a combination of strong body odour and greco-roman wrestling techniques. While no unanimous favorite has been selected, the Torn bookie seems to be inching slowly and slightly towards the faction willing to make the loudest noise in the forums. A younger and less-experienced faction, Damage Inc. is set to attack with some ass-smacking, wang-whirling, boob-bouncing memes!
What Mode of Victory to Expect?
The mode of victory in this bout is equally interesting when it comes to potential betting markets.
Catalysis has proven to be a great grappler when forced butt-naked into a corner, and has won many fights through a combination of forced submission and superior penetration, but its most recent showings were brought home with perfectly-executed purple-nirples followed up by a decisive flurry of kicks to the nootz.
Damage Inc., on the other hand, has never actually knocked anyone out, save for one instance where it swirlied its opponent (offline but still dangerous) for over 13 dramatic hours, until the dude's mother asked us politely to stop. Damage's strength lies in its punchy memes, and that is precisely what it may rely on this Saturday if nothing else works.
In closing, let's hope for a good, clean fight, and that the terms of war - no punching, kicking, hitting, slapping, biting, bitching or dirty-butt-grinding - will be respected.
In addition, the combatants have agreed to the following rules:
Leaves only; hosps on retals only
No flight delays
No reviving contracts
First to take wall wins or we go until walls timeout.