Money can't buy happiness. But well, it can, in torn! 
Selling max happy ecstatic merit and happy steals for trains at 25k/43k/99k happy. Get the massive gains today!
I'm able to get 100k happy every jump. Stealing happy from me via poison mistletoe would take 25 percent of my happy, giving you 25k happy. A second use will give you ~18k happy; all without using any booster cd so you can get more trains in via fhc's/cans

Use cases:
- You need the max happy merit. I jump to 99k, you steal my happy twice, and then use a edvd/something that gives you 1.5k extra happy and use ecstasy to get to 99k happy, and get the merit.
- You just came back from inactivity and have a bunch of refills you need to use at 99k happy for max gains
- You need to gain stats fast. Similar to the above, but won't need the extra 1.5k happy. The value of happy diminishes as it goes higher, and it's better to use your booster cd for fhc's/cans rather than something to increase happy beyond 97.3k you'd get from me. As in the above, two poison mistletoes followed by ecstacy, and then train all your stacked e + fhc/can/company e + refill!
- You are already at high stats and just need some extra happy boost without using up booster cd for a regular xan+refill+full can booster train. You can get upto 43k (or more, but diminishing returns) via two poison mistletoes on me. if you have an empty booster slot and even if you just use energy in the form of xanax (which is definitely more worthwhile post 2m stat). The happy always helps, and can help you gain equivalent stats to fhc for a much smaller price.
Prices:
- For first time jumpers or people who just need the ecstatic merit, 10m +6edvds
- For regular jumpers, 5 edvds
Mail DannyDementor, to setup a train date and time that would be most comfortable for you, or to ask about later slots, or if you have any questions about the process. Please include why you want to train (for training or just the merit) and how much e you'd be using in the train.
I use discord to coordinate the trains. Let me know if you would have any issues with it.
Happy Hoppers discord: https://discord.gg/T4MDMv4EAn
Togahimiko's super helpful gym training simulator: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=67&t=16249141&b=0&a=0&start=0
Current Jumpers:
I) ladyumbreon
II) Miwa
III) Gentlem3n
Happy jumping! :D
Booking jumps! PM DannyDementor or any of the jumpers for enquiries