Christmas town is finally open
A holiday season where Santa is broken
Naughty or nice, he won't check twice
A gift for all, despite the price 

Let's head to town, a map to explore
finding Ornaments and gifts galore

Pay a visit to our old pal scrooge,
whose mood is blue and clothes are shrewd. 

Truth be told, not everyone will be jolly.	
finding gifts, most get droppings
Dumpster diving, good luck finding
Play some games, It's worth trying.

Man on the noose, 
better watch what you choose

gingerbreads falling while the felines are clawing 

Christmas Wreath is such a mess, Just Shoot Grinch whose just a pest

go for a spin at the wheel, get a prize from what's revealed 

Spend those coupons when yer ready
by the end of the month, you'll be merry. 




First Time Wrapping and Rapping, coordination was hard, I had to use several different microphones (TwT

Wrapping rap

Roadoilers 24 71 87 0  Torn 2021 Wrapping Rap

Yo, yo I live for Torn, it's the life I choose,
But you diss wi' me faction, you gonna lose,
We got ranked wars, civil wars, faction wars, actual wars, on the  decline, are the fake wars, Boogie chasin' down the real whores.

What's with the personals, that stuffs real messed up,
All I see is catfish and most of that's rough.
I understand you ladies, you wanna land yourself a spouse, squattin' in a PI or at least a better house.

But it's not just Torn, it's your Facebook, your Twitter, your Instagram, your I wanna be noticed, but it's not really who I am.
Stop injecting yourselves, start projecting yourselves, show's the real you, 
You all look the same, ain't that a shame, but whatcha goin' to do,

Sorry if I offend, that really wasn't my intention,
I just think your self esteem warrants some attention, possible intervention.

Don't like what I say, s'okay, carry on, look like a duck,
'Member I'ys just spittin', I don't give a ______.

Walkin' round Gatlin with GAK on my back, you can thank bogie for that.
I impressed bogie with a map,
now I gotta impress bogie with a rap.
While I wrap this present with some wrapping paper
I'm an expert CT --- Map Maker.
But I'm not Santa, I'm the Grinch on Christmas.
If you don't believe me you can check my wishlist.

I want a pair of shoes, a parachute,
Some parachute pants and a parrot with shoes.
I want four hot babes in their bathing suits.
I want a PS2 with crash bandicoot.
I want a one legged woman who's a prostitute.
I want a brand new Ruger with execute.
I want an evil goose I can persecute.
And a WoW account with max attributes.

I wanna be the prosecutor of your executor.
I want Chedburn's mom but a little cuter.
I want an all black cat that's spayed or neutered.
And a level 5 Scrooge that's not been looted.

That's my list, that's the task,
If you didn't like it you can kiss my ass,
Where's my trophy, where's my mask.
I'm all outta eggnog, I'mma pour another glass.
Bitch

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