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Christmas Wrapping Competition
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    Thread created on 13:49:57 - 17/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    We want you to video yourself wrapping up a gift while simultaneously rapping about Christmas in Torn City. Think of this as an excuse to get some of your Christmas gifts prepared while also showcasing your ability to, erm, spit bare bars? I think that’s what the teens call it.

    Please note that we will only watch the first 60 seconds of your video, and we will not listen to a single second of audio-only entries. You may post your lyrics alongside a link to your video if you like, but if you only post lyrics with no video then staff will delete your post.

    Also, if your raps are bad we won’t ever do another rap competition again, because apparently, we hate them. High stakes indeed.

    THE RULES

    Record yourself wrapping a present while rapping about Torn City at Christmas.

    The judges will listen to the first 60 seconds of your entry only.

    Say your name or ID and the year at the start of the rap.

    You may not use entries from previous years.

    You may submit only one video link and a set of lyrics.

    Do not post anything explicit or in contravention of Torn’s rules, such as a rap about how Sally from the Sweet Shop once got a bunch of ****** stuck in her **** ******* on Christmas Eve.

    All entries must be submitted by 23:59:59 on the 31st of December.

    The winners will be selected by the Community Events Team.

    The decision of the judges shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.



    Prizes to be awarded

    1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + New Mask + Gold Mic

    2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + New Mask + Silver Mic

    3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + New Mask + Bronze Mic

    Any posts here which do not contain entries will be deleted and proper action taken. Any posts which do not follow the rules will be disqualified.

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    Posted on 13:46:00 - 10/01/22 (1 year ago)
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    Alright, we concede, this was by far the highest quality of submissions of all the Christmas contests, to the point where we've had a joint 2nd and a joint third - maybe we will do some more rap stuff - but expect to also show off some other talent at the same time! We want to ensure those willing to put the effort in are the ones submitting, and it showed here! 
    We laughed, we cried, in some cases we cringed, but by the end of it our winner was a clear choice.


    Winner: Heasleys4hemp [1468764]
    Joint Second: WastedYouth [1626654]/Sam420 [1730567] & mgvel [2530905]
    Joint Third: Orko [2115907] & Daedalus [2625416]
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    Posted on 01:12:32 - 18/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Granny Smoosh's Wrapping Rap

    Lyrics:

    [Rapped to the tune of "Love Me or Hate Me" by Lady Sovereign]

    Yo... It's officially the oldest lady in this game.
    I dunno.
    My ID is 2-6-4-9-2-3-6
    Make way for the smooshmc!

    Love me or hate me, that is the question
    Love me or hate me, I'm still a Torn Citizen
    If you love me then, thank you,
    If you hate me then, boo hoo!
    (times 2)

    I joined in January 2021
    Now my butt looks like a cinnamon bun.
    I don't got the biggest stats in town,
    But my reputation is reknowned.

    I live on a private island,
    all alone, so I talk to the sand.
    It's cool, you fool, I even got a swimming pool!

    Ugh,
    Chedburn doesn't even know me,
    I placed an ad to make him my homie.
    A bird pooped on my head in the selfie
    But I don't really give a fudge!

    I'm missing my sight and vision,
    Like a noob at Duke's might miss a mission.
    I went to spin Leslie's wheel,
    And won a DP, that made me squeal!

    No, I don't own a Dong yet,
    Maybe the auction house would be my best bet?
    C'mon then, support all my antics,
    I'm pretty poor, so go buy my graphics!

    [SHAMELESS PLUG FOR GRANNY SMOOSH'S GRAPHICS]
    Last edited by GrannySmoosh on 01:39:02 - 18/12/21

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    Posted on 18:32:59 - 18/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Lyrics:

    My name is Daedalus you'll find me in the Labyrinth,
    and when you see me I'll be wrapping up this tiny synth
    I'll say this to the staff I'll say this to the admins,
    You'll be giving Dae the mic before the year begins

    All these other rappers seem to need a Word Fixer
    Freezing up like they're out playing Snowball Shooter,
    I'll hang em up, hand em to the Hangman,
    They'll be saying "Damn Dae, I'm your biggest fan!"

    Lyrics dropping like it's Typocalypse
    I ain't sat here set up like no other rappers reading scripts
    Christmas crackers, party poppers, Krampus Masks, Hazmats
    I don't need no ornaments to make my flow fast

    Got my Bucks, got my Beer, Candy and my Cans
    Every night I'll be roaming round Gatlin
    I'll say "Hey Heasley, that's a nice map man!"
    I'll say "Hey Heasley, that's a nice GAK fam."

    I'mma say this out to Bogie just one time,
    Don't be touching rap comps until I've had mine,
    If it is the last at least we got it all on tape,
    Now I'm throwing out rappers like Duke Giveaways.
    Last edited by TonyCream on 15:44:06 - 28/12/21
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    Posted on 23:36:31 - 19/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esLBq90QS7IDrail's Rap (Working link)

    {{ Im Draildatrain my raps are insane
    All the other crapper rappers be doing this in vein
    I’ll stick my big diamond blade in your tiny brain
    If I hear your torn-ass quietly complain

    I came 30th place in the last faction chain
    Imma hit you fast so that you don’t feel pain
    Imma leave your corny-ass in the street in the rain
    You got 20 minuets in the hospital cuz you got slain
    That puddle in the street its your nasty blood stain

    When I’m wrapping Christmas presents I will never refrain
    When my hardcore rapping presence only has disdain
    Imma always loot Santa In the Christmas game

    When I’m rapping while I’m wrapping, I’m drinking Champaign
    When I’m wrapping while I’m rapping, I’m smoking Mary Jane
    I can’t find any snow globes its a real big pain

    When the prize is only candy you won’t hear me complain
    When I’m lookin for da gold keys, its a mental strain

    Well I’m in it to win it in this messed torn life
    Give me first place - and I'll stop sleeping with your wife :) }}

    That was a million times harder to write, practice and record than I expected! My first ever rap and first ever rap while wrapping!
    Also I live at an altitude of 3000meters (9840ft) which means I have slightly under 30% less oxygen than someone at sea level, I nearly fainted in one of the practice sessions :)

    Shout out to the beats: Anabolic Beatz
    Last edited by Draildatrain on 20:54:14 - 21/12/21

    Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

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    Posted on 23:59:42 - 19/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    mgvel's entry

    Every morning I better my game, wake up and train,
    Down a Xanax cause I'm needing the gains,
    Spending E to free my nat regen, you see,
    Cans are coming my way from this year's CT

    Not a top level criminal, but I'll rise
    Diamond bladed knife right between your eyes
    I go down? I'll get up! No need to call my mama
    Unlike SA and Monarch, I'm not a fan of drama

    And I'm wrapping while I rap cause I'm needing the cash
    Training with a book on has emptied my drug stash
    And I've done too much casino, got my funds in the trash
    But thats it for the rap, let's hear the dj scratch

    Last edited by mgvel on 00:02:56 - 20/12/21
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    Posted on 20:41:57 - 21/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    DoctorDreidel's entry

    (Lyrics)

    Doctor Dreidel the mad jew
    Pull a Duke get Penelope on you
    Christmas town got us walkin like the hobbits
    Hit up bits and Bob's, I think I might rob it

    Rummaging the dump like a homeless man
    Duke dropped some DP's boy give me a hand
    Using christmas town like an atm. I dont even rap, I barely even win
    But its torn city so sin with a grin.
    Hit the sweet shop, thanks Sally see you again.

    Compile the deville evidence to go trial for a planned robbery that ended in denial, its wild.

    Kiss my festivus, it is ubiquitous, federal sentences with no more christmases.

    And that's what torn is about. Merry Christmas, the doc is out.
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    Posted on 23:57:02 - 21/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Xmas rap 2021

    aka (Gift to bogie)

    I was under the impression that u hated rap.
    Now u got a rap contest event, da hells up wit dat?!

    U got us wrapping while rapping while video acting.
    I'm a half decent rapper man but this wrappings distracting.
    And I gotta do it all on tape? Video not Scotch
    Like the kind that I use to apply the wrap to this here box.
    Btw its yer present that I got & u got festive socks.
    And kudos for unbanning rap btw, I wanna thank you a lot.

    Yes it's Torn City Christmas time.
    Orko flow so magical
    with the Torn City Christmas rhyme.
    I will get u this gift on time and
    u unbanned rap so u won't get the fists this time!

    Christmas Town oh times are so bloody rough.
    Forums full of spoiled fools bitching bout not enough free stuff!
    "But I don't have time to walk around the good maps."
    "I just wanna smoke crack and do bare loot laps."

    Honest though yo, I got all the globes.
    Appreciate the map makers work a lot fo-sho.
    Well that's the rap here's the present.
    I can't do much with 60 seconds. yuh!
    Orko 2115907 Christmas rap 2021


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    100% live, 1 take, no post editing, no after production.
    No advanced audio refining, effects, etc.
    Original basic backing track created by myself at NBSP.
    No gimmicks, just bare bars!
    I am a horrible gift wrapper. XD


    NBSP 100% Torn City inspired music.
    (currently working on album 4)
    ----------------------------

    "Whatever you do, for the love of god, don’t send us any more raps. A rap is not an anthem. It’s a poem with hand gestures."
    "if your raps are bad we won’t ever do another rap competition again, because apparently, we hate them."
    "Rap however will remain a hard decline."
    "Both sugarvalves and myself are more than happy to deter as much rap as possible."
    ~bogie 2021
    "We haven't banned rap, but we felt we had to discourage people from sending us a stream of them (often terrible, always mumbled) when we'd specifically asked for something else."
    ~sugarvalves 2021

    Last edited by NameChanger on 00:00:02 - 23/12/21

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    Posted on 02:56:21 - 22/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    A Gift For Duke - 2021 Torn Rap Wrap 

    I’ve only been playing Torn for a couple a months,
    It’s a hunt not spending all of my E searching the dump
    From Duke’s giveaways there might be some very good finds
    But I’m late once again all the goods have been mined

    Now I spend all my time walking ‘round Christmas Town
    All’s I got’s is a cracker with a green paper crown

    I play five mini games to snag my coupons each day
    I love the game with the claws; I LOL while I play
    Christmas bucks are scarce– I’ve hardly got a handful
    I wish a was one of those whose pockets were jammed full

    I’m gonna send Duke a cool gift so he’ll like me
    He’s a pretty cool cat once you get past the snarky
    He gave me a few loans worth a couple of grand
    My payments are late, man, but Duke understands

    I crawl around every map in pursuit of the loot
    Check the city, once or twice— again! the point’s moot
    I’ve just found enough bricks to build my own subdivision
    Should I pay my loan off now or wait? Tough decision.

    I don’t believe Christmas Town’s living up to the hype
    I pretty much only find Tootsie Rolls every night
    I have a deep thirst for E-Cans I’m not greedy
    But the thought of a stash of good cans is just dreamy

    So I’ll send Duke this present to make up for the fact
    Or distract, if it works, keep me from gettin’ whacked
    Me and Duke made a pact, yeah I’ll pay him some way
    But until then I hope that this gift makes his day
    Last edited by aedstar on 02:53:53 - 24/12/21
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    Posted on 01:43:28 - 24/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Torn City Xmas Rap 2021 

    Don't Mug Me Bro

    Lyrics:
    Don't mug me bro
    You just hit me in my big toe
    Don't mug me bro
    I don't got no dough
    Don't mug me bro
    I don't need no critical blow
    Don't mug me bro
    My face already looks like a crow
    Don't mug me bro
    Don't hit me with no bo
    Don't mug me bro
    I'm already on death row
    And don't be hitting me with no pepper spray
    I'm sitting here I'm gonna pray
    No pepper spray
    Toss me in Torn City Bay
    No pepper spray
    Washing out my eyes with hay
    No pepper spray
    It's gonna be a bad Christmas Day
    Word!
    Last edited by Easton on 01:44:26 - 24/12/21
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    Posted on 18:54:12 - 24/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Seeealiooon

    I dont wrap I box welcome to West Side University hardknox
    Bogie and SV want to ban rap
    Destory xmas cheer they whack
    Someone called the word fixer the apocalypse
    Oh snap hes back
    Time to bring the flow and slap
    While i farm loot on iribuyas map
    Quit talking smack
    We wont crack
    Dont need no flack
    You can call me a hack,
    Killing christmas town losing at blackjack,
    Got something for you in santas sack,
    Broken bauble, santa shooters, and reindeer crap
    This is torns rap comeback
    1 min diss halftrack
    Bringing the burn heres an ice pack
    Rewind and playback
    Yall boutta be swept back
    Roll up on your cul de sac in my cadillac
    Snowball shooter with my GAK
    Shred your face like a kodiak
    Garland assembling maniac
    Heres your quarterback
    Tasteless boys in your pontiac
    These words sting yellojacket
    Im a killer HANGMAN! ZODIAC!
    Leave you anxious ahstma attack
    Up all not not santa insomniac
    Now its you under attack
    You seizing or its cardiac
    Like corona pandemoniac
    Im a rap nymphomaniac
    Bad as a denial of service attack

    Raps here to stay
    We here to slay
    I’m killing the christmas wrap today



    Man, it is so hard to try to rap and wrap at the same time. lmfao (garland sounds like garlic and insomniac sounds like imsamniac loooool) Got me tripped up. Leaving it for the lulz.

    Definitely added to the fun and challenge. Thanks for making a rap comp guys! Even once a year as a compromise is at least catering to the community and your taste. Its the season of giving, don't make selfish decisions for 2022.
    Last edited by SeaLion on 18:55:53 - 24/12/21

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    Posted on 03:02:45 - 25/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    I am... not vocally built for rap. So I'm entering this against my better judgment and with a lot of outside encouragement from a certain someone.





    Tis' a snowy Torn Christmas,
    I got lollis on my wishlist.
    My islands decked out in lights, like
    Santa baby please don't miss this.

    Armalites wrapped up with bows.
    Festive tags for naughty toes.
    Tis' a giving season, so
    I'm even givin gifts to foes.

    Gratify in Christmas Town.
    Spend all day and walk around.
    Then I spit some Christmas raps,
    To some jingle bell beat sounds.

    My stockings filled to the top.
    E cans and chocolate, I think not
    All the room that thing got
    Is consumed by lollipops.

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    Posted on 12:10:25 - 25/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    https://youtu.be/WHq7OqSCtR0 COME SEE THIS YOU WONT REGRET IT
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    Posted on 23:29:53 - 27/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    torn wrap rap

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjjhO9NjjoI


    the instrumental isn't mine, it was created by Reggie Watts and is originally accompanying a song called "f**k Shit Stack"

    Lyrics:

    So it's another Torn contest, what's it gonna be
    Submitting in the hopes that bogie likes feet
    ...Wait... Let me back that up
    And give a little rationale on what I'm packin up
    See my mama is a smoker, her whole life long
    The gift that I'm giving is the reason for this song
    Her circulation's terrible, walking is unbearable
    These heat boots are wearable to solve a missing variable
    Massaging your feet and your legs with heat
    This is the whole reason that I found this beat
    So have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
    And smoke a joint like I did to this joint right here
    Last edited by Ampheromine on 23:30:51 - 27/12/21
     
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    Posted on 20:57:33 - 29/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Here's my entry! My present is fresh air, highly prized by those drowning. 

    But I'm Not A WRapper

    Found the instrumental on the YouTube (please ignore any errors and messy handwriting in the video, I cannot improve on it)

    Special shoutout to faction mate RipTheJacker who has our top score in Gingerbread Men game with 1000+ or something insane like that

    Lyrics:

    It’s Christmas time in Torn and once again I’m just too lazy
    To slowly walk a pavement road for hours it just drives me crazy
    I need a drink to get through all of this Mistletoe Madness
    ‘Cause every snowglobe map I see they all just lead into bad tests

    You could probably tell I only check in like once a day
    Spin the Wheel, Present Pick, and all the games to play
    RipTheJacker’s got the Gingerbread Men in the basket
    Snowball Shooter got me putting the Grinch in a casket (wait what?)

    I never really thought about it but I put together the pieces just now
    Isn’t there an air of Holiday Terror hidden inside of this Christmas Town?
    A man is hanged, the claws come out, and no one bats an eye
    Assemble garlands, fix the words, and no one asks why

    The Typocalypse is coming and no one will be prepared
    We’re too busy with our loot to notice we have been impaired
    He planned all of this on top of his Chedburn Towers
    It was all lies, Naughty or Nice, we all will be devoured
    Last edited by kirb on 02:09:08 - 30/12/21
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    Posted on 23:35:00 - 29/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    My wrap rap entry:

    https://youtu.be/n6QXOs6Hcno


    It's rapped to the beat of Godzilla by Eminem.

    Lyrics:

    Sekktor 2021
    I'm here in Christmas Town searchin' for another Munster
    A present's on the ground, hope that it contains a Munster
    Don't need no alcohol or reindeer droppings
    Give me more energy drinks to fill my stocking
    Crocozade, Damp Valley, Munster
    You know I'll never buy it from the item market
    Damp, (Crocozade) Valley, (Munster)
    Christmas town is where I'm gonna find it

    If you never find them cans raise your hand
    'Cause I know all about that, I understand
    I'm hopin for some X-MASS, but all I really get is
    A lousy bottle of Minty (Minty), Minty Mayhem

    How can I have all these cans and require
    more to satiate my desire
    A desire for what you inquire?
    That's to get my battle stats higher
    This event only lasts for 3 weeks, aint got much time to acquire
    the loot I seek so I'm losin' sleep pulling multiple all-nighters
    And when my Xanax's on cooldown my E be needin' a top-off
    but no need to fret, 'cause I supplement my gains with some Rockstar Rudolph
    I see those gifts in the city I get so happy yeah I be giddy
    I guess quitting my job to play torn full-time has paid off


    Thanks for watching!
    Last edited by Sekktor on 23:48:43 - 29/12/21
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    Posted on 01:41:03 - 30/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Video Link
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMKKwkKxQT0&f

    Joint entry with Sam420 - ‘No Gronchy Around’


    As I wander through the gates leading to Christmas Town
    People stop and stare, presents all up on the ground
    Head over to Typocalypse,
    Score another present pick,
    I see a combo chest - no Gronchy around!

    Now who be stepping up?
    You set em up to fail, man,
    Lugubrious like MightyGoober every day, man
    Snowball shootin, looting Scrooge is what I pray, man
    And if I do then you can catch me in the Caymans

    I put all my dough in candy at 100k
    Worked the debt off at a salt mine busting for my mate
    Duke’ll smash your little kneecaps every time you’re late
    So get to stepping round the loot maps, even Christmas Day

    Aye, I just got a call from Chedburn -
    He said he got a really bad leg burn
    Mm, can we put some ice on it?
    He’ll pay a golden mic fo’ it?



    Merry Christmas and I hope the pain of listening to our raps is offset by the painful amount of hoops we had to jump through! :)
    Last edited by WastedYouth on 01:54:01 - 30/12/21

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    Posted on 15:26:27 - 30/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Draildatrain [2670333]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esLBq90QS7IDrail's Rap (Working link)

    {{ Im Draildatrain my raps are insane
    All the other crapper rappers be doing this in vein
    I’ll stick my big diamond blade in your tiny brain
    If I hear your torn-ass quietly complain

    I came 30th place in the last faction chain
    Imma hit you fast so that you don’t feel pain
    Imma leave your corny-ass in the street in the rain
    You got 20 minuets in the hospital cuz you got slain
    That puddle in the street its your nasty blood stain

    When I’m wrapping Christmas presents I will never refrain
    When my hardcore rapping presence only has disdain
    Imma always loot Santa In the Christmas game

    When I’m rapping while I’m wrapping, I’m drinking Champaign
    When I’m wrapping while I’m rapping, I’m smoking Mary Jane
    I can’t find any snow globes its a real big pain

    When the prize is only candy you won’t hear me complain
    When I’m lookin for da gold keys, its a mental strain

    Well I’m in it to win it in this messed torn life
    Give me first place - and I'll stop sleeping with your wife :) }}

    That was a million times harder to write, practice and record than I expected! My first ever rap and first ever rap while wrapping!
    Also I live at an altitude of 3000meters (9840ft) which means I have slightly under 30% less oxygen than someone at sea level, I nearly fainted in one of the practice sessions :)

    Shout out to the beats: Anabolic Beatz
    Last edited by Satanisaaron on 15:27:15 - 30/12/21

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    Posted on 18:15:28 - 30/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Gangster’s Christmas in Torn Entry 2021



    Yo Gangster is the name - 2021
    Y’all listen up and let’s have some fun
    Christmas Town is here in Torn
    Pop some Xanax and watch some porn

    Runnin around, find globes and Santa
    Actually who the hell is The_Hamster
    Keep an eye out for that loot
    Some get lucky and some get food

    Like sweets, cans or alcohol
    Watch your step or you might fall
    Back to the tent with those naughty nurses
    Don’t play pot, it will empty your purses

    Runnin around for some Christmas Gift
    because Duke is throwing away
    Ranked Wars, C-Town, Winter Racing mad fun
    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
    YOP!
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    Posted on 20:02:06 - 30/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    Very talented top marks
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    Posted on 05:24:42 - 31/12/21 (1 year ago)
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    This might be my first rap, this barrel waits untapped
    But this hat back and can stack, I'll practice, not talk smack
    So let's fly, not race; dank words, less memes
    We all live here text-based, but write like teenage crime scenes
    The lists all say I'm good for my age, hustling down here on the twenty-ninth page,
    Like Mike I'm proud, not feeling smug, but like mug I'm loud
    Like Yeti I'll last, I'm miles above them but I'm coming down fast
    'Cause I was born to Torn, where the Gold chests spawn
    And the ranked war's dawning and I'm sworn to y'all,
    While they're raw and they're groaning from the weapons we're loaning
    And our faction is switching up perks for the pwning
    We're taking charge like the Bat-man,
    Like Monarch we're fam, plans spamming the land's span
    Wielding Andyman's graphs in our strapping fan hands
    We're all gonna pray, getting in while we can
    Though Rev. Williams might say, the wine isn't blood
    Our chain is a flood, they'll drown in the stack
    Their activity lacks, now I'm on track and Jacked
    And I'm taking what's mine, I've got this feeling
    That the blood might be wine

    This is after the minute, the judges won't hear this
    Free time to whine, but it seems petty to diss:
    Why waste E?
    Ten spots on my foes list
    I'm practicing patience
    Your ignorance is my bliss


    Thanks to John Page Contraband for the beat
    Entire rap and wrap 1-take video, focus on face to remove overdub temptation
    Last edited by Anomalousman on 06:11:35 - 31/12/21

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