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    Posted on 03:27:15 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Eat eggs
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    Posted on 04:14:57 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    I can't come up with anything funny, so I guess the yolk's on me
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    Posted on 04:21:00 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    a real man eats 24 eggs a day
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    Posted on 05:03:11 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

    24 Carrot Gold
    Last edited by Calorusrex on 05:03:39 - 25/04/21
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    Posted on 05:23:49 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Merry Thanksgiving and a Hoppy New year.

    You leave Superior lying on the ground and quickly run home.<<new system

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    Posted on 06:13:08 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn Fact: It's eggs-austing looking for all these eggs.
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    Posted on 06:24:28 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What happens if you fall in love on Easter? 
    You live hoppily ever after...
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    Posted on 06:46:27 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny Wear?
    14 Carrot Gold
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    Posted on 06:48:05 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    • What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? - It might take me a while to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick.
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    Posted on 06:59:52 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    I tried to think of something eggcellent, but nothing really cracked me up, so omelette someone else win, since all my yolks are terrible and poultry in comparison.

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    Posted on 07:02:39 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why did the bunny cross the road?

    Because he was following the chicken

    Happy April everyone🙂
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    Posted on 07:08:45 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    i should be getting my tokens from the easter egg hunt, so i'm pretty eggstatic

    oh my god that was terrible

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    Posted on 07:13:10 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn fact: You need money to survive .
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    Posted on 07:51:51 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn Fact: Life is tough for new joiners!
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    Posted on 08:15:51 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    I find two eggs every morning, in a sack dangling between my legs.
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    Posted on 08:58:06 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
    Hot cross bunnies :-p
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    Posted on 09:38:50 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
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    Posted on 09:48:06 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast?


    Because they're hard to beat!

     

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    Posted on 10:41:26 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Haha more like Deceaseder Bunny with all these loot fights.
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    Posted on 11:35:01 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    A breakfast should contain 2 eggs.

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