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Easter Lucky Dip!
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    Posted on 00:33:52 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn fact, SSL does not give better gains.
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    Posted on 02:20:58 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn fact: The Law of RNG Attraction rules Torn. If you weren't chosen it's because you didn't feel it strong enough (loser). RNG god will punish you, consequently.
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    Posted on 09:15:36 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Easter joke:

    How does Easter end? With an "R"!
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    Posted on 09:20:46 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggshausted
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    Posted on 09:37:09 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn Fact: There are more same sex marriages in Torn than anywhere else in the world. Child marriages too!
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    Posted on 10:09:46 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?


    Tired.
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    Posted on 10:26:52 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Torn use to sleep for half hour every night at midnight.

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    Posted on 10:31:55 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    I like chocolate
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    Posted on 10:54:39 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    this competition is eggstravagent

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    Posted on 18:47:25 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Did you know we did not celebrate jesus' death until the cold war was over? That's because the Easter bunny could not cross the iron curtain.
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    Posted on 20:10:24 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    • What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
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    Posted on 20:47:52 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    How many easter eggs can you put in an empty easter egg basket?

    Just one, after that it's not empty anymore

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    Posted on 21:00:58 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

    Cos it might crack up!
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    Posted on 21:04:32 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
    14 Carrot Gold
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    Posted on 22:15:12 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare."
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    Posted on 23:02:11 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    My mom used to do an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of kids. She always put out a plastic egg with $100 in it. I usually helped her put out the eggs.

    One year nobody found the $100 egg, and even when all the adults looked around, we couldn't find it.

    The egg was in the trash can. The $100 was in my wallet.
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    Posted on 23:37:59 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken!
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    Posted on 23:47:08 - 24/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke

    it might crack up
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    Posted on 01:44:10 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    How many rooster eggs have you found?
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    Posted on 03:03:16 - 25/04/21 (5 months ago)
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    Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs ? "Cause he does not want people to know he's fornicating the Chickens."

    https://www.torn.com/userimages.php?XID=177901


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