All the ladies are love with him, but I just want him all for me. "Please DUDE DUDE come have dinner with me!" I begged like my life depends on it.
I never thought the day would come when DUDE DUDE the KING would finally say yes to me.
He's coming over. The KING's coming over for dinner. With me. Only with me tonight... hopefully. Maybe that's wishful thinking. But I don't care. He's mine tonight.
"Am I not the luckiest?!" I screamed until I fell asleep. I dreamt of the King's hand caressing my face, my arms - only those. I frowned. He laughed and told me to be patient. I was too excited to listen.
I woke up alone... and wet? But it didn't rain last night and I was sleeping under a solid roof. I shrugged and got off my bed. I watched the sun rising from the east 'till it's setting to the west. All I thought about is DUDE DUDE the KING. Then I panicked. "Sh*t. Of course, dinner!"
So I split myself in two. "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!" Me, cooking in the kitchen. Other me, grooming in the bathroom. I finished the preparations just in time. He's coming over any minute now.
I admire DUDE DUDE the KING a lot. He's always been himself for a long time. Even though he gained tons of haters, others jumping to the bandwagon of hating the KING, it never stopped him from staying true. His confidence remained all throughout. No one can bring him down. That's why he's DUDE DUDE the KING. That's why he's got a lot of girls going after him. That's why I can say I'm extremely lucky tonight.
So I cooked this Special Chicken Adobo Rice. It's among the tastiest dishes in my nation. DUDE DUDE the KING needs his proteins.
DUDE DUDE the KING is the manliest of them all.
And what do I do when in front of DUDE DUDE the KING?
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