Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
-Queen Elizabeth I

The freedom to not get involved is perhaps the most valued freedom we have in this country.
-Yoshiki Tanaka

The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous.
-Margot Fonteyn

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
-Aristotle

The saddest journey in the world is one that follows a precise itinerary.
-Guillermo del Toro

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-Will Rogers

Same as it ever was

-David Byrne

The wiser you get, the more experience you have, and the more you see people for who they are as human beings, as opposed to figures you have to fight against.
-Vanessa L. Williams

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
-Oscar Wilde

If we would have new knowledge, we must get us a whole world of new questions.
-Susanne Langer

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
-Douglas Adams

All fiction may be autobiography, but all autobiography is of course fiction.
-Shirley Abbott

I’ve learned that the most basic fact in health care and health education is that people will take care of themselves only if they feel that they are worth taking care of. By reminding children that they are important to us, I hope that I’m helping them to develop a sense of their own uniqueness and worth so that they will take good care of themselves.
-Fred Rogers

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it.
-Mary Oliver

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
-Douglas Adams

Believe in yourself it was said for if you do not, no one will.
~ side of a power box in spray paint in a random city.

-Ask what your country can do for you. Ask not what you can do for your country.

Some commie asshole

Get over here!
- Scorpion Mortal Kombat