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    Thread created on 06:50:38 - 23/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    All Tiger had to do was call down to the local Waffle House and say ‘Who wants to make a Hundred Bucks? I need a Driver today.’ We’re talking Alligator Land, Florida. Some Motherf**ker would have been ‘Shit, I’ll do it for Eighty. Tammy, bring my check, Daddy has to go!’
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    Posted on 08:05:12 - 23/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    Posted on 01:19:58 - 25/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    Max_The_Silent [63064]

    All Tiger had to do was call down to the local Waffle House and say ‘Who wants to make a Hundred Bucks? I need a Driver today.’ We’re talking Alligator Land, Florida. Some Motherf**ker would have been ‘Shit, I’ll do it for Eighty. Tammy, bring my check, Daddy has to go!’
    Context? I don't understand this.

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    Posted on 01:22:34 - 25/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    Don't do drugs kids.
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    Posted on 02:18:32 - 25/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    Max_The_Silent [63064]

    All Tiger had to do was call down to the local Waffle House and say ‘Who wants to make a Hundred Bucks? I need a Driver today.’ We’re talking Alligator Land, Florida. Some Motherf**ker would have been ‘Shit, I’ll do it for Eighty. Tammy, bring my check, Daddy has to go!’

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    Context? I don't understand this.
    Yeah, me neither. Now I need to google Tiger Woods to see what news pops up.

    Edit:
    I guess OP is referring to his car crash 6 months ago? I dunno man.
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    Posted on 02:32:15 - 25/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    A lot of good drivers at Waffle House!

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    Posted on 16:59:48 - 26/08/21 (1 month ago)
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    So a Driving Miss Daisy deal?

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    Posted on 10:44:31 - 07/09/21 (1 month ago)
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    Max_The_Silent [63064]

    All Tiger had to do was call down to the local Waffle House and say ‘Who wants to make a Hundred Bucks? I need a Driver today.’ We’re talking Alligator Land, Florida. Some Motherf**ker would have been ‘Shit, I’ll do it for Eighty. Tammy, bring my check, Daddy has to go!’

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    Context? I don't understand this.

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    Yeah, me neither. Now I need to google Tiger Woods to see what news pops up.

    Edit:
    I guess OP is referring to his car crash 6 months ago? I dunno man.
    Tiger Woods does pills to rehab his back. He had a wreck near his home early Summer (second in 2 years). Extensive Back Damage for him that could have been avoided if his Agent had just had a couple SUV’s delivered with a team of Bonded Drivers working shifts to drive and follow him. He will never walk straight. Any Good Old Boy down at the Waffle House (f**king Florida) would have given his left nut to chauffeur Tiger in his High End Vehicle for a hundred bucks to drive him to town and back for a couple hours. That’s it. Tiger is too Stupid to just even call the Waffle House and say ‘Who has a valid license and wants to make hundred bucks.’ His Agent needs to be Pilloried for allowing Tiger behind the wheel at all.
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    Posted on 11:56:13 - 07/09/21 (1 month ago)
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    Max_The_Silent [63064]

    All Tiger had to do was call down to the local Waffle House and say ‘Who wants to make a Hundred Bucks? I need a Driver today.’ We’re talking Alligator Land, Florida. Some Motherf**ker would have been ‘Shit, I’ll do it for Eighty. Tammy, bring my check, Daddy has to go!’

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    Context? I don't understand this.

    SporkMonkey [2065017]

    Yeah, me neither. Now I need to google Tiger Woods to see what news pops up.

    Edit:
    I guess OP is referring to his car crash 6 months ago? I dunno man.

    Max_The_Silent [63064]

    Tiger Woods does pills to rehab his back. He had a wreck near his home early Summer (second in 2 years). Extensive Back Damage for him that could have been avoided if his Agent had just had a couple SUV’s delivered with a team of Bonded Drivers working shifts to drive and follow him. He will never walk straight. Any Good Old Boy down at the Waffle House (f**king Florida) would have given his left nut to chauffeur Tiger in his High End Vehicle for a hundred bucks to drive him to town and back for a couple hours. That’s it. Tiger is too Stupid to just even call the Waffle House and say ‘Who has a valid license and wants to make hundred bucks.’ His Agent needs to be Pilloried for allowing Tiger behind the wheel at all.
    That's the context I needed.

    I'd done it for free to chill with Tiger for a few hours. Seems like a cool dude to have a beer with.
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