Z-Pac and myself are accepting mercenary work. I'm ~5b total, Z-Pac is ~4b total.
Wall sitting/guesting: $30m/merc/day + $1m-$1.5/hit
The Double Trouble Package™ includes both Z-Pac and Swatsicle for your wall.
Hosps only: $1.5m-$2m/hit
Stats <3b: $1.5m
Stats >3b: $2m
Hospitalize only contracts are done without moving to your faction.
- 24/7 coverage due to time zone differences between us
- Active players, very experienced with warring and chaining
- 10/10 hosp merits
- MCS on tap
- Swatsicle = def whore + Cauterize special
- Z-Pac uses a poisonous umbrella, which makes him a host unto himself on the wall
We can both hit well above our weight as we are familiar with rolling boosters and stacking temps.
We are active, adaptable, and knowledgeable: we can provide you not just with firepower, but also with helpful game/warring tips - if you like.
"Best merc service I've had, super reliable and willing to go beyond to make you satisfied, if you're looking for someone to do a quality job these are the guys <3"
- SatansWife  source
"Definitely the best Mercs out there, excellent price and you get two people on different timezones... very handy if you like to work all hours like me!"
- Mizturbenne  source
"Great service, great price, lovely people.
I will use this service again.
- Canariano  source
"Highly recommend, work efforts were insane, they are a serious duo!"
- Pez  source
"I’ve experienced the efficiency of this duo firsthand. Bump! Lol"
- MolonLabe  source
"Swatsicle critically hit Scourge with her Poison Umbrella in the Head for 1610.
whats worse than getting beat up? getting mauled with an umbrella. great service"
- Scourge  source
- Scourge  source
Real video of us training to take down your enemies: