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Thread created on 19:47:31 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)

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Last replied 12:30:21 - 02/01/24 (1 year ago)

Cooking instructions:

Beat one spouse I mean egg.
Butter both sides of raisn bread,
dip both sides of bread in egg,
butter on warm pan,
heat till golden flip,
add maple syrup, or powered sugar.

Last edited by TXArtifact on 19:48:35 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Posted on 19:51:08 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Who let a Criminal in the Kitchen?
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Posted on 19:53:51 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Does it get any better than spousal abuse as far as funny?

I think not.
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Posted on 19:56:48 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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im sorry for your loss

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Posted on 20:03:56 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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I assume you have never had the pleasure of a woman.
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Posted on 20:04:29 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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It’s the worst French toast I’ve ever seen.

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Posted on 20:05:42 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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You lost me at "raisin".
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Posted on 20:06:43 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Lives in Texas, jokes about beating spouse. Checks out.

Nearly 40% of all people in Texas (over 40% of women) experience spousal abuse, funny haha OMG I think I'm going to die of laughter.

Also, that bread looks like it's been pulled out of a trash compactor on the death star.

Last edited by Beerstein on 20:07:24 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Posted on 20:11:26 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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I think you wanted the festive feast thread

https://i.postimg.cc/L60p12Nx/image.png
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Posted on 20:14:08 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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I think you wanted the festive feast thread

Yeah I accidentally made a new thread instead of reply whoops
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Posted on 20:15:37 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Moved to food and cooking.. lol
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Posted on 20:43:13 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Lives in Texas, jokes about beating spouse. Checks out.

Nearly 40% of all people in Texas (over 40% of women) experience spousal abuse, funny haha OMG I think I'm going to die of laughter.

Also, that bread looks like it's been pulled out of a trash compactor on the death star.

If you check his profile he's actually from west Louisiana. We don't claim this one
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Posted on 21:03:15 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Beerstein [1322136]
Lives in Texas, jokes about beating spouse. Checks out.

Nearly 40% of all people in Texas (over 40% of women) experience spousal abuse, funny haha OMG I think I'm going to die of laughter.

Also, that bread looks like it's been pulled out of a trash compactor on the death star.
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If you check his profile he's actually from west Louisiana. We don't claim this one

I don't think anyone would wanna claim that person really...

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Posted on 21:06:53 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Cooking instructions:

Beat one spouse I mean egg.
Butter both sides of raisn bread,
dip both sides of bread in egg,
butter on warm pan,
heat till golden flip,
add maple syrup, or powered sugar.

^ Nope. That's Frankenstein's toast.

Real french toast puffs up as the eggs cook.

What you've made must be some other nationality's toast.

Pour some soya sauce on it and call it Chinese Toast.
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Posted on 21:10:34 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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TXArtifact [3064352]

Cooking instructions:

Beat one spouse I mean egg.
Butter both sides of raisn bread,
dip both sides of bread in egg,
butter on warm pan,
heat till golden flip,
add maple syrup, or powered sugar.
Sepulchrave [2092631]
^ Nope. That's Frankenstein's toast.

Real french toast puffs up as the eggs cook.

What you've made must be some other nationality's toast.

Pour some soya sauce on it and call it Chinese Toast.

soy sauce - I LOVE IT... on savory foods...
But what you are saying is VILE. It's what TXArtifact deserves for wife-beating.

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Posted on 21:33:27 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Posted on 21:52:02 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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TXArtifact [3064352]

Cooking instructions:

Beat one spouse I mean egg.
Butter both sides of raisn bread,
dip both sides of bread in egg,
butter on warm pan,
heat till golden flip,
add maple syrup, or powered sugar.
Sepulchrave [2092631]
^ Nope. That's Frankenstein's toast.

Real french toast puffs up as the eggs cook.

What you've made must be some other nationality's toast.

Pour some soya sauce on it and call it Chinese Toast.
CAVE_JOHNSON [2573449]
soy sauce - I LOVE IT... on savory foods...
But what you are saying is VILE. It's what TXArtifact deserves for wife-beating.

TBF, he said spouse beating, not wife beating.
Judging by the quality of his "French Toast" he's probably having a very long, intense and monogamous relationship with his own dick.

Last edited by Sepulchrave on 21:52:17 - 17/12/23 (1 year ago)
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Posted on 12:30:21 - 02/01/24 (1 year ago)
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what did the raisin bread do to you