I foresee a photoshop battle

Insurgency wouldn't have taken the Island if JFK had eaten their Kiwi skins.

That melon with the seeds made me cringe. Wtf!

Onions are fine. No one else had a cheese and onion sandwich? Pickled onions?

#UpYourGame

Growing up I had a piano teacher that ate onions that way while she gave me the lesson. She sat on the bench next to me and ate whole raw onions during the entire hour-long lesson and sometimes offered me a bite. Thanks for bringing up one of my childhood traumas.

...and bacon?


So, unopened cheese-strip, whole onion and raw bacon? Now, *that's* manly AF!

You are DQ'd because you peelede the onion before eating it.

I can't eat kiwi yet. I eat grapes with the skin on, but they have to be cut in half.

I prefer not eating kiwi at all, they make my throat feel funny and it gets hard to breathe.

Kiwis look like dog testicles only sickos would put something like that in their mouth.

Your thumb looks like a toe.

Yea. Of course I do. The kiwiskin has almost 50% of the nutrients of the whole. Why wouldn't you eat..

And all the blood. And chewing on the bones. And the hair to clean your teeth after...

Mmmmm.



Unless you talking about kiwifruit?

Im getting really bad ideas

Oh God please dont do it. Lmao. 

Eating onions is your childhood trauma, watching patients shit all over your fellow colleagues is your adult trauma. Wow some people really do have it rough.

Another reason aliens won't visit us.

dude don't eat the seeds
seriously

"A little ricin never hurt anyone" -bogie