This is a big batch of bacon...

I've been stuck on the term 'bap' most of the day. It sounds like a masturbatory technique.

I mean if you can put a butt in your mouth or a fag why not a bap.

If a bap and a fap have rise to them, guess both are fair game for the mouth, just like with cigarettes being butts and fags.

ok I am Hungry now ...

I'm a Chef in Australia.  We refer to this as a Dinner Roll.  It's a bread roll you eat with (usually while you wait) your dinner.

No no no.

THIS is a cracker:

Nope it's a finger roll...

In the American Midwest, we call that a roll or a bread roll or a dinner roll (all interchangeable).  Slice it in half and put something yummy between the halves and it magically becomes a bun, unless you only put butter in there.  Then it's still just a roll.  Or a bread roll.  Or a dinner roll.  In fact, put a thin burger patty between those halves and it's now a slider (aka belly bomber), like White Castle.

I have to ask, what part of the midwest are you from?

its a dinner roll.  Buns are what you put hamburgers and hotdogs on.

That's a slider bun.. you're welcome.

I was about to say - Cob! :D

33/M/Liverpool. It's a barm. 

Loads of butter, chippy chips and gravy. The perfect staple for any growing lad.