How to stop a bully
Posted on 14:00:11 - 23/05/19 (3 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post link
My Food & Cooking advise on how to handle a bully.
1 .Knock them out with blunt object.
2. Field dress the body.
3. You can keep the heart, liver and other organs if wanted. If not, leave them where they lie. Opossums and other critters will love it.
4. Find a pot that will hold enough water and not boil over when body is placed in.
5. Throw body in pot. (add potatoes, onions, celery, carrots and seasoning as needed)
6. Let boil until skin is tender.
7. Serve to your other enemies as a peace offering. (Tell them it's pork)Last edited by Judge_Doom on 14:02:50 - 23/05/19
Posted on 02:26:40 - 28/05/19 (3 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post link
Don't forget to skim the fat off the top, so you can make birthday candles!
Posted on 15:15:14 - 22/06/19 (3 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post link
Believe it or not, a bottle of hot sauce makes an extremely good self-defense weapon in a pinch!