You too? They keep trying to sell me some swamp snake oil. They even left free sample on my porch! Got damn skinwalkers!

 Be nice to the skinwalkers never no when  they will kill your dog and chang in to it  and when you  all sat in your room in bed watching movie w that’s when he will strike  but then  big foot comes  out of no were and saves  you  from your skinwalker  dog  you tank the big food  and big foot  takes  you  far away  from the skinwalkers  and then he makes u part  of  the family he hands you over a drink  u drink  it and you fall to the ground  and u fell Paine  you bones  start braking   Haier  starts growing  rapid  then bam  💥 you pass out and y wake up  and you 12 feet tall and a Bigfoot  reply  back if privit message me  for more of the story 

I caught one of the bastards on my porch one day, Had taken the form of one of the kids from down the road in their girl scout uniform, All stretched out and drooling everywhere while it spoke to me. Worst part of the whole ordeal? It was asking for tree fiddy for some damn girl scout cookies. 

Always pretending too be the ups guy but we didn’t order anything… 😂 

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My dog won't stop wiping his ass with toilet paper. He's a f**kin skinwalker🥸

Microwave a deer skull to summon the angry Sweden man to use as bait against the skinwalker

Ah yes skin walkers they come for you probably just trying to ask for spare change

Aint no monster getting my 3 fiddy

Skinwalkers are nothing man, they go down with a bit of buckshot. It’s the damn wendigos you gotta worry about!