Given the lack of intelligence shown by the human race as a whole, aliens are avoiding this planet like the plague.

Why does everyone assume there are aliens?

Really, no one?

Nothing to do with me, guv.

Tonight, it happenbed aghain, i got shit face with my favorite beer and they took me. I had to tell someone and chronicle MS Word thought, but here was torn open...

They come in the night and their light is like a little lullaby, i Suppose becausde it lulls you in. THere is a grat big light and a sound similar to the grinding of rusted geers. I could only taste my beers and bad dreath, but then it was like licking a 9 volt battery

my hands are still shaken./

but i felt like i was coming out of the womb, peeling the veul

entering another dimension i couldnt even comprehend....

No, That's Him / Her / It

Ramen

If so we must be gave them bad first impression since we never seen them since... like nailing one of them on wooden plus sign for example

Maybe we are the aliens?

I believe we are. Ever wonder why alot of countries have gold reserves... If you read about the sumerian tablets, we were genetically made by the annunaki, they needed an obedient civilization that would mine gold for thousands  and thousands of years until they return. Every 3600 years or so to collect said gold. Apparently nibiru, aka planet x comes into close earth orbit every 3600 years. They need the gold for their atmosphere. It's all in the emerald sumerian tablets.

Build the wall! Stop the aliens!

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords. Can’t get any worse than this tbh.

I had a friend who always said that God is an alien. Think about it: We portrayed aliens on TV with powers. They are omnipotent, can read our minds, can cure us, move objects, etc, etc, etc.  
 
Aren't the gods the same? They can see our sins, perform miracles, and appear in mysterious ways.  Oh wait, I think that is Santa Claus!  🤣
 
So, who's to say that they are not?  🤷‍♀️👀🤪
 
Maybe we are just an alien experiment gone wrong or not!  Time will tell.   👽

Smoke some DMT if you want to meet the alien gods

We are all gods  we are lhite beings  we are charge any the sun and if  look at human frew a orifice devices  I candy recall the name  we produces colder and lhite particles that come from are inner  engery 

Whaaat? The world was made by the invisible fairy in the sky wym

If aliens are gods, I invite God to come inside me. 

Seems pretty unlikely considering the total lack of evidence.

Religion, like other moral systems, developed and evolved with us as a survival mechanism. There's no reason or evidence to assert that this was somehow instead caused by aliens

I don't know if aliens from stars are gods or not, but aliens from other countries are super-citizens sometimes.

Elun is alien