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Duke the Schizophrenic

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    So I just got this mission that goes by the name of "Marriage counseling" (because screw proper capitalization), and it got really messed up, since one of the members of this couple no longer exists, culminating in the superior-quality description that is this:

    " is giving me pain where a guy my age should not be getting pain. owes me a hundred big and thinks it's no big deal. I go to talk to about it, real nice because that's who I am, and laughs in my face! I had some guys put hits on , but even when they put in the hospital, don't learn nothing. just lies there eating grapes and demanding sponge baths.

    I dont want much from life ya know? Money, respect, and a third thing I cant remember right now. But this penny-punching piece of work is stopping me getting both those things, so I want you to change tune to a...a...a really sad tune. How? We go after the third thing everyone wants what I just remembered...sex. Dont worry, you aint gotta seduce , but you are gonna put a hit on other half, significant other, piece of ass. Whatever you wanna call it.

    And the spring in the tail? Youre gonna make out that [some guy] ordered the hit all along. Pretty sneaky right? He aint gonna have time to bother me when 's got marriage counselling to go to. And since other half agreed to marry this bozo for better or worse, I say he's fair game."

    I'm gonna presume that this is Duke hallucinating a wife of [some guy] that doesn't actually exist, and he wants me to beat up the husband of this imaginary wife, presumably because he stole Duke's only prescription of Thorazine. Is that correct?
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    So I just got this mission that goes by the name of "Marriage counseling" (because screw proper capitalization), and it got really messed up, since one of the members of this couple no longer exists, culminating in the superior-quality description that is this:

    " is giving me pain where a guy my age should not be getting pain. owes me a hundred big and thinks it's no big deal. I go to talk to about it, real nice because that's who I am, and laughs in my face! I had some guys put hits on , but even when they put in the hospital, don't learn nothing. just lies there eating grapes and demanding sponge baths.

    I dont want much from life ya know? Money, respect, and a third thing I cant remember right now. But this penny-punching piece of work is stopping me getting both those things, so I want you to change tune to a...a...a really sad tune. How? We go after the third thing everyone wants what I just remembered...sex. Dont worry, you aint gotta seduce , but you are gonna put a hit on other half, significant other, piece of ass. Whatever you wanna call it.

    And the spring in the tail? Youre gonna make out that [some guy] ordered the hit all along. Pretty sneaky right? He aint gonna have time to bother me when 's got marriage counselling to go to. And since other half agreed to marry this bozo for better or worse, I say he's fair game."

    I'm gonna presume that this is Duke hallucinating a wife of [some guy] that doesn't actually exist, and he wants me to beat up the husband of this imaginary wife, presumably because he stole Duke's only prescription of Thorazine. Is that correct?
    Nope, that was just a bug with description.
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