Sagramor [1908287]

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Nah, he said to inject disinfectant - as the above quoted from his presser - it got extended to bleach cause it's a widely used disinfectant. It's almost like you're selectively ignoring that this came on the heels of the hydroxychloroquine statements where people ended up dying from as it's a readily available fish tank cleaner.

He's no doctor so should catch flak for proposing his own medical advice.


But yes, tell us why he shouldn't catch any flak for his f**king nonsense.

No wait, don't.

Sagramor [1908287]

Show post

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Nah, he said to inject disinfectant - as the above quoted from his presser - it got extended to bleach cause it's a widely used disinfectant. It's almost like you're selectively ignoring that this came on the heels of the hydroxychloroquine statements where people ended up dying from as it's a readily available fish tank cleaner.

He's no doctor so should catch flak for proposing his own medical advice.


But yes, tell us why he shouldn't catch any flak for his f**king nonsense.

No wait, don't.

Asbestos [2605613]

No he didn’t. I watched the press conference. A reporter suggested that stuff and he said basically that all options are on the table, and deferred to the (mortified) doctor in the room.


You really should drop the bleach thing. It just makes you look more dishonest. There are plenty of things to go after Trump for. You don’t need to fabricate them. Use the million other ones.

He can catch flak for his nonsense. He doesn’t need to catch flak for **your** nonsense.

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Show post

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Nah, he said to inject disinfectant - as the above quoted from his presser - it got extended to bleach cause it's a widely used disinfectant. It's almost like you're selectively ignoring that this came on the heels of the hydroxychloroquine statements where people ended up dying from as it's a readily available fish tank cleaner.

He's no doctor so should catch flak for proposing his own medical advice.


But yes, tell us why he shouldn't catch any flak for his f**king nonsense.

No wait, don't.

Asbestos [2605613]

No he didn’t. I watched the press conference. A reporter suggested that stuff and he said basically that all options are on the table, and deferred to the (mortified) doctor in the room.


You really should drop the bleach thing. It just makes you look more dishonest. There are plenty of things to go after Trump for. You don’t need to fabricate them. Use the million other ones.

He can catch flak for his nonsense. He doesn’t need to catch flak for **your** nonsense.

Violence [2603171]

The thing is about dropping any one of his mindfart statements is that is directly part of the problem of dealing with a liar.

He spews SO many farcical, idiotic and dangerous things that the little ones tend to get blistered away as less meaningfull in some way.

He was the main man people looked to for strong, concise, and CORRECT leadership statements yet he winged it with a load of conman snake oil style nonsense.

So you might hope that some of his less serious verbal manure moments get ignored but tough luck. They're on record. His actions led to harm. He is a tool, not a useful one either, he is one of those dollar shop knock off tools that breaks when you use it causing you to smash your knuckles or slash your palm open.

Sagramor [1908287]

Show post

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Nah, he said to inject disinfectant - as the above quoted from his presser - it got extended to bleach cause it's a widely used disinfectant. It's almost like you're selectively ignoring that this came on the heels of the hydroxychloroquine statements where people ended up dying from as it's a readily available fish tank cleaner.

He's no doctor so should catch flak for proposing his own medical advice.


But yes, tell us why he shouldn't catch any flak for his f**king nonsense.

No wait, don't.

Asbestos [2605613]

No he didn’t. I watched the press conference. A reporter suggested that stuff and he said basically that all options are on the table, and deferred to the (mortified) doctor in the room.


You really should drop the bleach thing. It just makes you look more dishonest. There are plenty of things to go after Trump for. You don’t need to fabricate them. Use the million other ones.

He can catch flak for his nonsense. He doesn’t need to catch flak for **your** nonsense.

Asbestos [2605613]

I love that despite the vast mountain of faux pas from Trump that you guys could capitalize on, you still cling to the bleach thing that you straight made up.

Show post

Violence [2603171]

Totally agree, what a concise, direct and understandable man he was during the biggest crisis most people had ever experienced. He was a bigly helpful with his wording. No ambiguity AT ALL.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful."


Donald mumbleshamblebrainedwordsalad trump

Asbestos [2605613]

Exactly. So many legitimate things to ding him on, but he never told people to drink bleach.

I’m all for clowning him for the stuff he said. But with the magnitude of weird things that he said, I don’t see value in making stuff up.

Sagramor [1908287]

Nah, he said to inject disinfectant - as the above quoted from his presser - it got extended to bleach cause it's a widely used disinfectant. It's almost like you're selectively ignoring that this came on the heels of the hydroxychloroquine statements where people ended up dying from as it's a readily available fish tank cleaner.

He's no doctor so should catch flak for proposing his own medical advice.


But yes, tell us why he shouldn't catch any flak for his f**king nonsense.

No wait, don't.

Asbestos [2605613]

No he didn’t. I watched the press conference. A reporter suggested that stuff and he said basically that all options are on the table, and deferred to the (mortified) doctor in the room.


You really should drop the bleach thing. It just makes you look more dishonest. There are plenty of things to go after Trump for. You don’t need to fabricate them. Use the million other ones.

He can catch flak for his nonsense. He doesn’t need to catch flak for **your** nonsense.

Sagramor [1908287]

Did you not watch the presser or even bother to read violence's quote from the presser. Here let's present it again:

""And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me."

A reporter didn't suggest this at all actually. Bill Bryan the medical expert brought it up in relation to the way bleach and isopropyl alcohol disinfects work areas. Shortly after, I'm guessing it's Jim Dacosta asks for clarification as to wtf POTUS meant in his earlier statements because they are rightly f**king idiotic

This is the full back and forth between the two where he's simply making shit up at national press conference on a rampant infectious disease:

Bill Bryan: (28:34)
For example, increasing the temperature and humidity of potentially contaminated indoor spaces appears to reduce the stability of the virus, and extra care may be warranted for dry environments that do not have exposure to solar light. We’re also testing disinfectants readily available. We’ve tested bleach, we’ve tested isopropyl alcohol on the virus specifically in saliva or in respiratory fluids and I can tell you that bleach will kill the virus in five minutes. Isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation, no rubbing. Just bring it on and leaving it go. You rub it and it goes away even faster. We’re also looking at other disinfectants, specifically looking at the COVID-19 virus in saliva. This is not the end of our work. As we continue to characterize this virus and integrate our findings into practical applications to mitigate exposure and transmission. I would like to thank the president, thank the vice president for their ongoing support and leadership to the department and for their work in addressing this pandemic. I would also like to thank the scientists not only in S and T and the NBAC, but to the larger scientific and R and D community. Thank you very much.
Donald Trump: (29:46)
A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful. Steve, please.

[and a few minutes later]

Jim: (34:05)
The president mentioned the idea of a cleaner, bleach and isopropyl alcohol emerging. There’s no scenario where that could be injected into a person, is there?
Bill Bryan: (34:16)
No, I’m here to talk about the finds that we had in the study. We don’t do that within that lab at our labs.
Donald Trump: (34:22)
[crosstalk 00:34:22] It wouldn’t be through injections, [inaudible 00:34:25] almost a cleaning and sterilization of an area. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t work, but it certainly has a big affect if it’s on a stationary object.

Like every single thing that comes out of his mouth, it's bullshit.

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

Violence [2603171]

Honestly I can't cope with much of that so I go for transcripts. I pity the poor wretches who have to do the transcripts

It takes ages even when the speaker hasn't got hollandaise sauce where a brain should be

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

Violence [2603171]

Honestly I can't cope with much of that so I go for transcripts. I pity the poor wretches who have to do the transcripts

It takes ages even when the speaker hasn't got hollandaise sauce where a brain should be

Sagramor [1908287]

But wait let's all just assume Asbesto's right about this because he watched the presser from 4 years ago live

Maybe let's just extrapolate further and have Asbestos's proposal go forward. How did "Frankly on this one he did the right thing." actually ended up?

Well they had a 121% increase in calls to poison control about bleach poisonings during the same period of time. Must have done the right thing.

Glad we could genuinely reflect on such complete f**king nonsense and really just take a sober second thought about what is obviously someone making shit up without any f**king basis unless you’re totally into that world, and find it to be very interesting.

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

Violence [2603171]

Honestly I can't cope with much of that so I go for transcripts. I pity the poor wretches who have to do the transcripts

It takes ages even when the speaker hasn't got hollandaise sauce where a brain should be

Sagramor [1908287]

But wait let's all just assume Asbesto's right about this because he watched the presser from 4 years ago live

Maybe let's just extrapolate further and have Asbestos's proposal go forward. How did "Frankly on this one he did the right thing." actually ended up?

Well they had a 121% increase in calls to poison control about bleach poisonings during the same period of time. Must have done the right thing.

Glad we could genuinely reflect on such complete f**king nonsense and really just take a sober second thought about what is obviously someone making shit up without any f**king basis unless you’re totally into that world, and find it to be very interesting.

Asbestos [2605613]

He accepted brainstorming and deferred evaluation to medical experts. This is the correct thing for an executive to do. This is in your transcripts as well as the video which shows him gesturing to a medical professional to his right.

If they had a 121% increase [citation needed] in calls to poison control [which poison control?] about bleach poisonings, perhaps an irresponsible media and anti-trump guys shouldn’t have been *making up the bleach thing*. That’s on you, not him. He didn’t say to drink bleach. You idiots said (virally) that he did and attributed your own words to him. That’s on you.

Stay in your lane. Have a field day on the myriad of things that he did do. I will join you. Notice I didn’t comment on the rest of the comic. Stop gaslighting yourselves with things that simply never happened. Maybe this whole TDS nonsense isn’t such a meme after all.

You kids were eating tide pods too.

windyrockbell [2805009]

The pseudo -intellectual tactic of having a recording of what Trump said and listening to the recording to hear the words Trump said won't work on asbestos.

Violence [2603171]

Honestly I can't cope with much of that so I go for transcripts. I pity the poor wretches who have to do the transcripts

It takes ages even when the speaker hasn't got hollandaise sauce where a brain should be

Sagramor [1908287]

But wait let's all just assume Asbesto's right about this because he watched the presser from 4 years ago live

Maybe let's just extrapolate further and have Asbestos's proposal go forward. How did "Frankly on this one he did the right thing." actually ended up?

Well they had a 121% increase in calls to poison control about bleach poisonings during the same period of time. Must have done the right thing.

Glad we could genuinely reflect on such complete f**king nonsense and really just take a sober second thought about what is obviously someone making shit up without any f**king basis unless you’re totally into that world, and find it to be very interesting.

Asbestos [2605613]

He accepted brainstorming and deferred evaluation to medical experts. This is the correct thing for an executive to do. This is in your transcripts as well as the video which shows him gesturing to a medical professional to his right.

If they had a 121% increase [citation needed] in calls to poison control [which poison control?] about bleach poisonings, perhaps an irresponsible media and anti-trump guys shouldn’t have been *making up the bleach thing*. That’s on you, not him. He didn’t say to drink bleach. You idiots said (virally) that he did and attributed your own words to him. That’s on you.

Stay in your lane. Have a field day on the myriad of things that he did do. I will join you. Notice I didn’t comment on the rest of the comic. Stop gaslighting yourselves with things that simply never happened. Maybe this whole TDS nonsense isn’t such a meme after all.

You kids were eating tide pods too.

Violence [2603171]

Oh dear.....

Poor aspestosser has been triggered.


Oh well.


Its a beautiful day here in the UK. Our politicians are also lying sacks of shit but our press actually calls them out in real time so when they have brain fart policy suggestions instead of leadership it tends to be career death for them.

Say stupid shit when you are in power? Say tata to that position of responsibility.