"So dere I was at this Hogwash skule or whatevers. They then pull out this big ol' witches hat they gots dere and stick it up on top my head here. That damn thing was so 'uge it covered my eyes. I was like woah. Who turned out the lights. Then I here a voice that comes outta nowheres and asks me some such things bout what house I wanted to be in. So I said to it. Mr. Hat. I Said. I ain't gonna boast but I considers myself a bit if a wolf if ya know what I mean. So stick me in with them HuffnPuffs and we'll blow yer house down."