Spiderverse 2.0 looks great (Satire)
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Thread created on 04:47:15 - 21/07/19 (2 years ago)|Last replied 19:28:23 - 10/08/19 (2 years ago)
(Notice: this is entirely satire)
My name is Pedro Parker, when I was 16, I was bitten by a radioactive tarantula. For the past [x] years, I have been the one and only El Hombre Araña. Im pretty sure you know the rest. I saved the village... again... and again...maybe too many times. I almost choked on a churro, I saved mi familia... I couldn't save mi amigo, Míchaelez. Now I save everyone else.
Powers: basic Spiderman stuff, can shoot webs, superhuman capabilities, etc. Can summon tarantulas, and can talk to spirits of the dead.
Enemies: El Amalgamar - A spirit not content with being dead, possessed numerous animals and made them kill themselves and combine to become a mass of mangled limbs. -
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- chuckyvoorhes [2346836]
- Role: Civilian
- Level: 18
- Posts: 776
- Karma: 1
- Last Action: 1 year
Posted on 19:28:23 - 10/08/19 (2 years ago)Post link copied to clipboard Copy post linklol xD
Sleep?Who needs it?I don't!
Keeps biting me,just wish that I could sleep normally.