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    Thread created on 03:46:31 - 29/05/19 (4 years ago)
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    Last replied 10:07:10 - 07/06/19 (3 years ago) 
    I'll Do The First 5 I expect The Torn Community To Take Care of The rest 

    "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

    "The glue has to get Chuck Norris Shits Once A Year."

    "Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris and swim through dry land"

    " Chuck Norris Has Been To Mars, That Is Why there Are No Signs Of Life."


    " chuck Norris Died 20 years ago death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet"
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    Posted on 09:28:51 - 03/06/19 (4 years ago)
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    ''Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it''

    ''Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience''

    'When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off''

    Pi's last digit is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

    Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
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    Posted on 10:07:10 - 07/06/19 (3 years ago)
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    Influenza has to get Chuck Norris shots once a year.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Chuck Norris arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.

    Boogeymen check under the bed for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris's new pastime: Slapping the shiznit out of forum trolls...
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