It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.



The Blues Brothers

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?

Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.

[Chip is startled]

Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?

Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.

Ricky Bobby: Nice.

Texas Ranger: She said, "No, you're wrong." I said, "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.



I hope that both of you have sons Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt. -Ricky Bobby

This was all from Talladega Nights lol

Movie Dumbledore: "HARREH, DID YA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYA?"

(He said calmly).

Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?

Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.

Tremors- 1990

Albrecht: "You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin."

Eric Draven: "He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

The Crow (1994)

Hulk " puny god "



The Avengers

Vincent: "Have you ever given a foot massage?"
Jules: [scoffs] "Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot f**kin' master."
Vincent: "Given a lot of 'em?"
Jules: "S**t yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'."
Vincent: "Would you give a guy a foot massage?"
Jules: "F**k you."
Vincent: "You give them a lot?"
Jules: "F**k you."
Vincent: "You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself."
Jules: "Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here."

"Pulp Fiction- 1994"

Never spoke but wrote

From Unforgiven:

"The Schofield Kid: It don't seem real. How he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever. How he's dead. And the other one, too. All on account of pulling a trigger.

William Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

William Munny: We all have it coming, Kid."

" King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

"It' not what ya know, it's what you can prove"

-Alonzo Harris

Training Day