Listen up, you weebs. I've watched Malcolm in the Middle 8 times, and I'm still not bored of it. Truly, it's the best anime ever. I'm going to show your basement-dwelling a**es why.

ANIMATION
Your filthy chinese cartoons are horrible. Ew. Yuck. The animation? It's sloppy. It's distracting me from the bad story lines and the bad voice acting. Sonic Boom: Rise of lyric has a better framerate than this trash. Malcolm in the middle? Smooth as smooth butter can get. It's the best.

CHARACTERS
Every singe anime character in every single anime is bad. They're one-sided, lack personality, and overall cliche'd. Malcolm in the middle? Isn't. The characters all have unique personality traits. Malcolm is a genius, mischievous, and a little greedy. Lois is over the top, usually angry mom.

Voice acting:
The english dubs are better, just sayin'.

Story:
While Malcolm in the middle lacks a story, as it's quite non-linear, this means there are no filler episodes. And even though there's no story to it at all, it still provides a more consistent story than any other chinese cartoon.

The OP:
The opening music is "Boss of me", by they might be giants. I think the OP got better over time, and I praise it a lot for that.

CONCLUSION:
Stop watching Fairy Tail. Stop watching Sword Art Online. Stop watching Naruto. Start watching Malcolm in the middle.