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    Thread created on 18:53:01 - 22/04/15 (10 years ago)
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    Last replied 20:33:55 - 24/04/15 (10 years ago)
    Picture the scene...

    Arid dust lands, scattered with rocks and sand...

    A thud as a body slams into the ground...

    Jar Jar Binks rolls over, his face bruised, swollen and bloodied like he has just taken one hell of a beating...

    "Me no understand..." he croaks, before a boot stamps on his throat...

    A barrel of a gun appears above his head and we hear a gruff voice growl "You know you had this coming..."

    Blaster shot right between the eyes kills him dead...

    Camera pans up and we see Han Solo holster his blaster, turn to Chewie and say "Come on, we got work to do..."

    Queue the music!

    Dah dah dah dah daah...

    Only way I could make it better would be changing Han to Bobba Fett and having George Lucas's head hanging from his utility belt...

    Just putting it out there... [:sick:]
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    Posted on 03:37:38 - 23/04/15 (10 years ago)
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    Or have storm troopers kill a major character.
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    Posted on 18:30:44 - 23/04/15 (10 years ago)
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    Or have storm troopers kill a major character.
    [:tired:]

    Why would that be a good start to the new films?

    Don't tell me you're one of those episode 1 fans? [:sick:]

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    Posted on 20:33:55 - 24/04/15 (10 years ago)
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    The first 3 star wars films and blade runner are the best films harrison ford has been in.

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