Exactly how new is new? I'm trying to get he merit to assist in my education as I am a redneck from the sticks trying to catch up to all ya'll city slickers who already knew how to mug little old ladies, stick boxes of Chocolate down your pants, dispose of dead bodies properly...hell, down on the farm all I do is feed the corpses to the pigs and then scoop the teeth outta their poop and make necklaces and earrings to sell to macabre city slickers. You guys get all fancy with the burning and acid. Anyways, this uneducated redneck is attempting to better (or worsen) myself with a proper education thus I only need to rent for a day or so I think for the merit. You can take it back quickly for those less fortunate than I who would be more at home living in a barn. Thank you for your time, my apologies for writing so much, but I just learned how to read thanks to the excellent schooling they have in Torn City. My brain is like grandma's sponge cake. Sops the dog pee right up off the floor, then ya wring it out in a bucket, reheat, and it's good as new.

DickDrilla has leased me a fancy place for the low price of a dollar. Me. With my muddy boots (not all mud, I think I got some cow shit on em) and my noisy ass rooster, and my Turkey, Ruby, who is perched on the chandelier. The barn cats are pissing in the corner, only thing this place is missing is a litter box. Wonder if I would get in trouble if I plowed up the backyard. A house just ain't a home without a wheat field behind it. My pet skunk Sebastian is making a nest in the kitchen cupboard, I think maybe he's not a he, but there's plenty of room in this place for a skunk family and me. Though I dunno why anyone has white carpet. Gonna go get my horse Buckme off the waterbed now. Ya'll have a good night.

It helped me progress a lot in Torn:)

This guy was quick and efficient

Hi is it still available,thanks

Are you still leasing?

Fot a newbie trying to get ahead the offer by DickDrilla is amazing it will make a massive difference to my daily playing.
Thanks Rocket

Super awesome of you to rent to me! Thank you so so much. You're awesomeness!

Update- He sticks to his word cool guy rented me a mansion for $1. Definitely give this man a shout he’ll help you out




Is this offer still available?

DickDrilla generously offered an opportunity for a steal price. If you get the offer, I wholly reccomend to seize it.

Can I please rent 1?

The rental is pretty cheap! Now that's what i call, an offer everybody can't refuse.

still available?

thanks you for the fast answer and the kindness<3

still available ?

hi hope i can use

thanks ?? a lot

Disruptor do you still need a place?