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Thread created on 23:16:46 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)

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Well another year has passed and Elimination has completed (so it's a lil late). My amazing team Se(a)men came through with a massive load of attacks. They were relentless in their pursuit of their goals. Goal One: Play with honor: CHECK. We went through the event, no stories, no backstabs, just pound out attacks, and do the best we could Goal Two: Get "Daddy Stretchy" all of the tickets. CHECK! CHECK! [img]https://image.prntscr.com/image/f0Ogec1ZQ7_O9P09fRfXpg.png[/img] Goal Three: WIN CHECK CHECK CHECK [img width=633 height=480]https://newspaper.torn.com/1983/6/original.png[/img] As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did. [img width=555 height=755]https://profileimages.torn.com/6833e4cd-36da-2ef1-1846075.png[/img]
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Well another year has passed and Elimination has completed (so it's a lil late). My amazing team Se(a)men came through with a massive load of attacks. They were relentless in their pursuit of their goals. 

Goal One: Play with honor: CHECK. We went through the event, no stories, no backstabs, just pound out attacks, and do the best we could

Goal Two: Get "Daddy Stretchy" all of the tickets.  CHECK! CHECK!


Goal Three: WIN   CHECK CHECK CHECK




As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did.
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Last edited by Stretch on 23:23:55 - 13/10/20
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Posted on 23:17:38 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Dang stretchy looking sexy [color=#cccccc]Woop Woop Team Semen for the win!!!![/color]
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Dang stretchy looking sexy





Woop Woop Team Semen for the win!!!!
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Posted on 23:18:15 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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U look Forbiddenly cute in that photo
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U look Forbiddenly cute in that photo
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Posted on 23:24:30 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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The sperm. You sir are def the one that made it. That egg never knew what was coming. RIP egg
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The sperm. You sir are def the one that made it. 

That egg never knew what was coming.

RIP egg
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Posted on 23:27:24 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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We are all seamen on this fine day.
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We are all seamen on this fine day.
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Posted on 23:27:44 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Well another year has passed and Elimination has completed (so it's a lil late). My amazing team Se(a)men came through with a massive load of attacks. They were relentless in their pursuit of their goals.

Goal One: Play with honor: CHECK. We went through the event, no stories, no backstabs, just pound out attacks, and do the best we could

Goal Two: Get "Daddy Stretchy" all of the tickets. CHECK! CHECK!

Goal Three: WIN CHECK CHECK CHECK

As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did.

Mostly I love that you bought a brand new shirt for your sticky photo shoot xP Congrats for the win ;)
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Mostly I love that you bought a brand new shirt for your sticky photo shoot xP Congrats for the win ;)
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Posted on 23:28:47 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Damn if anyone's house is getting egged this Halloween, it's that smexy sperm's
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Damn if anyone's house is getting egged this Halloween,  it's that smexy sperm's
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Posted on 23:31:09 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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I'm not sure what balls are bigger, the ones that made that massive sperm or yours going outside like that
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I'm not sure what balls are bigger, the ones that made that massive sperm or yours going outside like that
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Posted on 23:31:22 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Great 1st Elim, awesome team that CAME together. Especially when thrusting hard. Can't say we didn't go all out. Sacks were empty by the end
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Great 1st Elim, awesome team that CAME together. Especially when thrusting hard. Can't say we didn't go all out. Sacks were empty by the end
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Posted on 23:36:05 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Good job Seamen! We really beat off the competition!
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Good job Seamen! We really beat off the competition!
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Posted on 23:40:54 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Well another year has passed and Elimination has completed (so it's a lil late). My amazing team Se(a)men came through with a massive load of attacks. They were relentless in their pursuit of their goals.

Goal One: Play with honor: CHECK. We went through the event, no stories, no backstabs, just pound out attacks, and do the best we could

Goal Two: Get "Daddy Stretchy" all of the tickets. CHECK! CHECK!

Goal Three: WIN CHECK CHECK CHECK

As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did.

No one cares. This is old news... Much like your mother hanging round the docks trying for tricks... We moved on... [img]/images/v2/emotions/sick.png[/img]
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No one cares. This is old news...

Much like your mother hanging round the docks trying for tricks...

We moved on... 
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Posted on 23:42:20 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Good thing COVID will cancel Halloween this year, imagine showing up to a party wearing that xD GG Seamen, I said they would win from beginning because they had the best name. I wasn't wrong :P
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Good thing COVID will cancel Halloween this year, imagine showing up to a party wearing that xD 

GG Seamen, I said they would win from beginning because they had the best name. I wasn't wrong :P
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Posted on 23:45:01 - 13/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Good thing COVID will cancel Halloween this year, imagine showing up to a party wearing that xD

GG Seamen, I said they would win from beginning because they had the best name. I wasn't wrong :P

Good suck up... [img]/images/v2/emotions/sick.png[/img]
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Good suck up... 
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Posted on 00:01:58 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Swimmer Stretch managed to get himself out of a sticky situation and reach his goal. You going trick or treating like that? Obviously with a facemask for safety. Get a sturdy one. You'll be getting plenty of tricks in that outfit (or treats depending on your definition), so you'll probably want goggles with that facemask.
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Swimmer Stretch managed to get himself out of a sticky situation and reach his goal.

You going trick or treating like that?  Obviously with a facemask for safety.  Get a sturdy one.  You'll be getting plenty of tricks in that outfit (or treats depending on your definition), so you'll probably want goggles with that facemask.
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Now that’s what we fought for.
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Now that’s what we fought for.
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Posted on 00:05:25 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Feels like you are missing an axe!
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Feels like you are missing an axe!
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Posted on 00:06:58 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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owo daddy stwetch semen
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owo daddy stwetch semen
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Posted on 00:23:12 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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I find this oddly unsettling... but you helped me get that 1st place merit so r+ i guess?
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I find this oddly unsettling... but you helped me get that 1st place merit so r+ i guess?
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Posted on 00:23:55 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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Well another year has passed and Elimination has completed (so it's a lil late). My amazing team Se(a)men came through with a massive load of attacks. They were relentless in their pursuit of their goals.

Goal One: Play with honor: CHECK. We went through the event, no stories, no backstabs, just pound out attacks, and do the best we could

Goal Two: Get "Daddy Stretchy" all of the tickets. CHECK! CHECK!

Goal Three: WIN CHECK CHECK CHECK

As with tradition now, part of that deal is that I get in theme and do a photoshoot, this year, with difficulty of dipping myself into some overly saline solutions, I had to go with more of a prop gag. I salute each and every Se(a)men, you found hard and proud, you have my respect and my appreciation for all the work you did.

You didn’t get all the tickets! Just most of them. So basically if they were supposed to get them ALL and did not... I guess that means your se(a)men didn’t hit their target. I dunno failing se(a)men... hmmmm... congrats anyway by the way also that is an NBC awesome costume!!!
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You didn’t get all the tickets!  Just most of them. So basically if they were supposed to get them ALL and did not... I guess that means your se(a)men didn’t hit their target.  I dunno failing se(a)men... hmmmm...

congrats anyway by the way also that is an  NBC awesome costume!!!
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Posted on 00:33:21 - 14/10/20 (1 year ago)
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[size=16]How does that costume taste?[/size] [size=10]Asking for a friend[/size]
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How does that costume taste?

Asking for a friend
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