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    Thread created on 17:34:03 - 04/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Hello friends,

    We understand sometimes gambling can be rough. You put all of your money on the line only to lose it all. You are left with a dark, empty, desperate feeling. You can feel like your life is over. You feel absolutely ruined, and there is no place you can turn to for help. But fear not! We are here for you!

    We offer 0% Interest Free Loans to Gamblers. We will get you back into the game in no time! Our service is fast, easy, and discreet. We have faith that your next big win is just around the corner!

    How it Works

    We will loan you up to 75% of your collateral based on current market value. No credit checks! Everyone is instantly approved!

    Acceptable collateral is: Xanax, FHCs, Cans, DPs

    Stop feeling sorry for yourself, and go win that money, Champ!

    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment.

    Last edited by Skankhunt42 on 18:09:25 - 04/12/18

     

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    Posted on 02:57:18 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    My kinda service R+

     

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    Posted on 03:04:00 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Proxima [1879587]

    My kinda service R+

    I went to an amusement park yesterday, and I swear one of the rides were modeled after your net-worth graph.

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    Posted on 03:07:11 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Proxima [1879587]

    My kinda service R+

    Hcom3 [2003693]

    I went to an amusement park yesterday, and I swear one of the rides were modeled after your net-worth graph.

    You must be this tall to ride the 5 year graph!

     

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    Posted on 03:15:02 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment

    gotta be careful with this yall gamblers!!

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    Posted on 03:27:11 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Revenant [2084119]

    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment

    gotta be careful with this yall gamblers!!

    Yea I saw that. Also, careful on what sport you bet on. Most sports last longer than an hour AND the payouts have been getting delayed recently lol. So basically it's automatically a loan @ 50% interest. 

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    Posted on 03:29:29 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Revenant [2084119]

    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment

    gotta be careful with this yall gamblers!!

    freakmonger [363963]

    Yea I saw that. Also, careful on what sport you bet on. Most sports last longer than an hour AND the payouts have been getting delayed recently lol. So basically it's automatically a loan @ 50% interest. 

    You should only use this service to bet on the horses then!

     

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    Posted on 03:33:33 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Revenant [2084119]

    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment

    gotta be careful with this yall gamblers!!

    freakmonger [363963]

    Yea I saw that. Also, careful on what sport you bet on. Most sports last longer than an hour AND the payouts have been getting delayed recently lol. So basically it's automatically a loan @ 50% interest. 

    Proxima [1879587]

    You should only use this service to bet on the horses then!

    True statement.

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    Posted on 03:53:29 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    rated - for fine print. 

    why not just post in trade forum and say buying everything for 75% of the value instead lol

    [b] Buying xan 800k each, FHC 13meach[/b]
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    Posted on 03:59:32 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    rated - for fine print. 

    why not just post in trade forum and say buying everything for 75% of the value instead lol

    Because it is for gambling. You are gambling for the collateral money for win also, if you lose, you lose collateral and winning opportunity but if you win, you receive collateral and money spend for bet and winning portion of bet.

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    Posted on 04:03:44 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    D3ATH- [1499810]

    rated - for fine print. 

    why not just post in trade forum and say buying everything for 75% of the value instead lol

    Honor_Scholar [2172892]

    Because it is for gambling. You are gambling for the collateral money for win also, if you lose, you lose collateral and winning opportunity but if you win, you receive collateral and money spend for bet and winning portion of bet.

    do you see 50% interest after 1h. Most bets take longer than 1h. so u lose half of the value already from it.  

    [b] Buying xan 800k each, FHC 13meach[/b]
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    Posted on 04:05:07 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    D3ATH- [1499810]

    rated - for fine print. 

    why not just post in trade forum and say buying everything for 75% of the value instead lol

    Honor_Scholar [2172892]

    Because it is for gambling. You are gambling for the collateral money for win also, if you lose, you lose collateral and winning opportunity but if you win, you receive collateral and money spend for bet and winning portion of bet.

    D3ATH- [1499810]

    do you see 50% interest after 1h. Most bets take longer than 1h. so u lose half of the value already from it.  

    That is one part of the gamble.

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    Posted on 05:36:05 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Take $100mil collateral for $75mil loan. Mug the customer and keep him hosped for one hour, then claim the collateral. Profit of 48% (+/-5%) per customer.

    I can't work out if this is a genuine offer of service or a bitter scam. :(

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    Posted on 06:27:47 - 05/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Revenant [2084119]

    TOS
    0% interest only applies to the first hour of the loan. Loans not repaid in full within that hour will be charged 50% interest. If loans are not repaid in full + interest within 12 hours we reserve the right to keep all collateral as payment

    gotta be careful with this yall gamblers!!

    freakmonger [363963]

    Yea I saw that. Also, careful on what sport you bet on. Most sports last longer than an hour AND the payouts have been getting delayed recently lol. So basically it's automatically a loan @ 50% interest. 

    exactly 

    Last edited by Revenant on 06:28:00 - 05/12/18

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    Posted on 13:10:21 - 08/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    Intrepid!

    But you really shouldnt take advantage of the desperate casino addict.

    I too like to poke fun occassionaly at the desperate. But this really isnt funny :P

    So many people quit because of it.

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    Posted on 05:38:29 - 20/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    dunmugmeh [538353]

    Intrepid!

    But you really shouldnt take advantage of the desperate casino addict.

    I too like to poke fun occassionaly at the desperate. But this really isnt funny :P

    So many people quit because of it.

    You know I was once a gambling addict, but thanks to GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS now I’m not... You shouldn’t be so quick to judge such 

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    Posted on 06:42:21 - 20/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    dunmugmeh [538353]

    Intrepid!

    But you really shouldnt take advantage of the desperate casino addict.

    I too like to poke fun occassionaly at the desperate. But this really isnt funny :P

    So many people quit because of it.

    Dennettic [2071407]

    You know I was once a gambling addict, but thanks to GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS now I’m not... You shouldn’t be so quick to judge such 

    Yea dunmugmeh, if you owe Gamblers Anonymous more money than you owe the Bookie, you can't gamble anymore 

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    Posted on 15:34:28 - 20/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    I’m not just the president of Gamblers Anonymous, I’m also a client!

     

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    Posted on 09:56:58 - 22/12/18 (1 month ago)
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    dunmugmeh [538353]

    Intrepid!

    But you really shouldnt take advantage of the desperate casino addict.

    I too like to poke fun occassionaly at the desperate. But this really isnt funny :P

    So many people quit because of it.

    Dennettic [2071407]

    You know I was once a gambling addict, but thanks to GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS now I’m not... You shouldn’t be so quick to judge such 

    freakmonger [363963]

    Yea dunmugmeh, if you owe Gamblers Anonymous more money than you owe the Bookie, you can't gamble anymore 

    Gambling is a highly intrepid activity for the humble field mouse to engage in! 

    But for most problem gamblers it will eventually 'go wrong', consigning the field mouse to a eternity of weakness and pitiful squeaking.

    Or maybe they will quit  when they see what they have done to themselves ....

    Forum signatures make my eyes hurt so i have turned them off.

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