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(S) TGP BB, (S) WSSB BB, Bounty slots
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    Thread created on 23:43:13 - 13/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Last replied 17:27:56 - 01/04/21 (1 year ago)
    Hello, Eggplant trader here! 

    Disclaimer: This thread used to be my trading thread. I have stopped trading on July 22nd 2020 and will be keeping this forum for stocks.
    All reviews until page 27 were for my trading.
    Mug free.
    Fast.

    Selling TGP BB - 4 left
    Selling WSSB BB - 5 left
    Selling bounty slots - 500K per bounty slot


    PM or set trade :)

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    Hey! So I have decided to stop trading and use the extra time to focus on myself, read books, go back to sports, and improve my life in general.
    Trading felt more like a chore than fun in the end sadly.
    I am still in Torn though, and I have had the utmost pleasure being your trader :)
    If you have any questions, want to chat, or anything at all, I would love to still keep in touch :)
    Also If ever you would need to sell any expensive items such like SE or casino pass, celsium and such, please give me a shout, I will try to help you out with that :) Love <3


    HOF reviews:

    1- HandyJobs [1392208]

    Before I met this guy my life had no meaning I would walk the streets wishing for some greater purpose... for something, anything that would change the mundane empty existence I lead. Now after just a few trades I’ve got a reason to live again, my pee pee grew 3 inches (now I’ve got 4 inches) and I’m covered in maple syrup on a daily basis. This guy is dope af and he doesn’t mug or nothing, honest as a motherf**cker and that’s the eggplant guarantee!

    2- DBHR [2528533]

    best prices, fast trades, friendly... seems to like eggplants. I still follow a bunch of traders but almost don't check sheets because he has the best prices always

    3- Tiffinityrose [1785484]
    Wonderful trader. The best trading experience I've had in Torn. True to the eggplant guarantee and polite as can be! I'll be back every time I have a trade!

    4-
    Pervalidus[2066614]
    Dude hasn't been punched in the eggplant for ages cause his prices can't be beat. Trading with him is smoother than butter. Why would you even want anyone else?


    5- 0rganicMechanic[2504109]
    This has been my go to guy for a couple months now. I have zero complaints. Still no mugs. Still great, competitive pricing. Still very Canadian.


    6- DarthRoco[2533178]
    Hand Down THE BEST TRADER OUT THERE. If you guys want a trader with a personality and friendly attitude this is your guy!


    7-
    Anis[2100412]
    I played with his eggplant and he gave me a better price than every other trader out there. 10/10 would use again. R+


    8- WasteItOnMe [1044045]
    Highly Canadian Player, he knows how to make a client happy. He even gave me some pancakes with REAL MAPLE SYRUP, not that cheap bullshit you see on market stands.

    9- LINDI [2319655]
    HE IS FAST AS f**k DON'T KNOW IF HE IS LIKE THAT IN THE BED THOO (nice prices and fast)
    (Misdir3kt: we will never know, we will never know)






    Hello everyone!

    You need to know 3 things about me:
    1- I am from Canada so I am polite, I say sorry too much and I like poutine.
    2- My prices are the best and if they're not I will punch my eggplant - more on that if you scroll down.
    3- I like long walks on the beach
    4- I am near my pc all day, so just start a trade and I will be with you right away!

    Here is my price list. check it. check it now. CHECK IT.
    from there you can initiate trades - that's a real nice feature.
    If we trade, I will provide a receipt cuz I'm cool like that.





    Q&A:


    • What in the world is the eggplant guarantee?

      The eggplant guarantee is very simple. If your trader has higher prices then me, I will punch myself in the [Insert eggplant emoji here].
      At this point we get it - mug free trades, fast trades, heckin' safe trades - who really cares as long as you can have the eggplant guarantee?!

    • Wait wait wait. did you say something about GETTING 1 MILLION$ FOR FREE? I don't believe you

      Woah woah I never lie! Yes sir! You can win 1 million$ If you do the following steps

      1- refer a friend to my trading shop - 250k$ bonus
      2- This referred friend trades more then 100 million with me - 750k$ bonus

      repeat with more friends!

    My trader has better prices! Why would I trade with you you maple syrup freak?
    Due to the eggplant guarantee, this is highly unlikely - Show me a price list of your trader, and if it's true i will punch myself in the eggplant. My prices are set to a 1% profit margin in general. My life is a bit busy right now and I will not be able to change prices anymore.


    • When are you available for trades?
    16pm TCT - 12am TCT

    • Misdir3kt, I am a potato. Can you show me some guides that will help me to be an educated potato in Torn?
    Sure my friend, here you go.
    1- Baldr's Basic Advice | Tutorials & Guides | TORN
    2
    - Andyman's Income Guide | Tutorials & Guides | TORN



    • How can I get plushies and flowers?
    Senpai Iribuya has made an amazing visual guide on flying to get plushies and flowers - here is the link :)

    https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=61&t=16043994



    • Do you need a good graphic designer? Yes he is the one who made my profile picture and banner.
    Visit this forum - he is an amazing guy and will make you the best stuff :)

    https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=23&t=16162385&b=0&a=0&start=40



    Love you, you good person you.

    Misdir3kt

    Last edited by Misdir3kt on 17:27:49 - 01/04/21

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    • DonC [2412805]
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    Posted on 23:48:43 - 13/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Easy fast trades definitely reccomend
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    Posted on 09:20:13 - 14/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Great buyer
    Trustworthy
    Highly recommended
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    Posted on 17:52:33 - 14/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Good fella, rep+!
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    Posted on 23:28:05 - 14/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Great trader!

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    Posted on 23:29:55 - 14/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    I had only pleasure doing business with this guy! Recommend to everyone!
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    Posted on 19:27:07 - 15/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    An honest trader with great prices and a godly amount of patience. 10/10. Highly recommend this guy to everyone!
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    Posted on 20:39:16 - 15/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Had no problems at all. Fast response, would recommend
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    Posted on 16:49:11 - 16/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Quick to respond and everything is clear cut. I was very happy with the trade.
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    Posted on 17:19:25 - 16/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    10/10 would recommend
    Last edited by Reserof on 17:19:34 - 16/12/19
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    Posted on 17:32:11 - 16/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Great deals. Nice guy. What more could you ask for :)
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    Posted on 14:22:54 - 17/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Very thorough trader, great prices, quick to respond and pleasant to trade with. 10/10
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    Posted on 19:51:01 - 17/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Fast and Easy. Fair prices and easy to get Along. 
    I Recommend it.
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    Posted on 15:12:27 - 18/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Recommended for safe and great prices!!
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    Posted on 17:26:03 - 19/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    His service is good
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    Posted on 17:27:01 - 19/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    His service is good
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    Posted on 19:50:37 - 20/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Fast and easy. Good prices, will be returning customer.
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    Posted on 08:24:48 - 21/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Easy, Fast, Honest, Kind
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    Posted on 14:28:41 - 21/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Great and right trader, fast and easy, I recomend him
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    Posted on 17:45:21 - 21/12/19 (2 years ago)
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    Fast respond and great prices. Highly recommended
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