Hey! So I have decided to stop trading and use the extra time to focus on myself, read books, go back to sports, and improve my life in general. Trading felt more like a chore than fun in the end sadly. I am still in Torn though, and I have had the utmost pleasure being your trader :) If you have any questions, want to chat, or anything at all, I would love to still keep in touch :) Also If ever you would need to sell any expensive items such like SE or casino pass, celsium and such, please give me a shout, I will try to help you out with that :) Love <3
1- HandyJobs 
Before I met this guy my life had no meaning I would walk the streets wishing for some greater purpose... for something, anything that would change the mundane empty existence I lead. Now after just a few trades I’ve got a reason to live again, my pee pee grew 3 inches (now I’ve got 4 inches) and I’m covered in maple syrup on a daily basis. This guy is dope af and he doesn’t mug or nothing, honest as a motherf**cker and that’s the eggplant guarantee!
2- DBHR 
best prices, fast trades, friendly... seems to like eggplants. I still follow a bunch of traders but almost don't check sheets because he has the best prices always
3- Tiffinityrose  Wonderful trader. The best trading experience I've had in Torn. True to the eggplant guarantee and polite as can be! I'll be back every time I have a trade!
Dude hasn't been punched in the eggplant for ages cause his prices can't be beat. Trading with him is smoother than butter. Why would you even want anyone else?
This has been my go to guy for a couple months now. I have zero complaints. Still no mugs. Still great, competitive pricing. Still very Canadian.
Hand Down THE BEST TRADER OUT THERE. If you guys want a trader with a personality and friendly attitude this is your guy!
I played with his eggplant and he gave me a better price than every other trader out there. 10/10 would use again. R+
8- WasteItOnMe  Highly Canadian Player, he knows how to make a client happy. He even gave me some pancakes with REAL MAPLE SYRUP, not that cheap bullshit you see on market stands.
9- LINDI  HE IS FAST AS f**k DON'T KNOW IF HE IS LIKE THAT IN THE BED THOO (nice prices and fast) (Misdir3kt: we will never know, we will never know)
You need to know 3 things about me: 1- I am from Canada so I am polite, I say sorry too much and I like poutine. 2- My prices are the best and if they're not I will punch my eggplant - more on that if you scroll down. 3- I like long walks on the beach 4- I am near my pc all day, so just start a trade and I will be with you right away!
Here is my price list. check it. check it now. CHECK IT. from there you can initiate trades - that's a real nice feature. If we trade, I will provide a receipt cuz I'm cool like that.
The eggplant guarantee is very simple. If your trader has higher prices then me, I will punch myself in the [Insert eggplant emoji here]. At this point we get it - mug free trades, fast trades, heckin' safe trades - who really cares as long as you can have the eggplant guarantee?!
Wait wait wait. did you say something about GETTING 1 MILLION$ FOR FREE? I don't believe you
Woah woah I never lie! Yes sir! You can win 1 million$ If you do the following steps
1- refer a friend to my trading shop - 250k$ bonus 2- This referred friend trades more then 100 million with me - 750k$ bonus
repeat with more friends!
My trader has better prices! Why would I trade with you you maple syrup freak? Due to the eggplant guarantee, this is highly unlikely - Show me a price list of your trader, and if it's true i will punch myself in the eggplant. My prices are set to a 1% profit margin in general. My life is a bit busy right now and I will not be able to change prices anymore.
When are you available for trades?
16pm TCT - 12am TCT
Misdir3kt, I am a potato. Can you show me some guides that will help me to be an educated potato in Torn?