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Name: Numbat [301091]
    
Online: Offline Status: Secretary Department: Reports Specific Duties: Ensuring Player Security/Well Being Gender: Male Age: 1565 days Level: 53 Rank: #20 Supreme Faction: Lazy Guys Property: Private island (With MegaDiz) Job: None Life: 482152 / 482152 Marital Status: Married to MegaDiz Married: 1 times Friends: 27 Enemies: 3 Posts: 768 (11 score) Last action: 4 days ago Signed Up: 2006-05-22 03:45:45 Last Login: 2010-08-31 03:57:54 Referrals: 1 Personal Information Real name: James. Country: OZ City: WhiteAntopolis Age: 2 MSN: for friends AIM: to survive the year ICQ: I See Dumb People Yahoo: ya bogin | ![Numbat [301091]](http://awardimages.torn.com/301091-48776-large.png "Numbat [301091]")  [15 uploaded images]
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 Yesh I am loved by the sweet princess ;) OHAI Numbat xD - Clansdancer Vs Numbat - Clansdancer hit with her Handbag in the throat for 2897100 damage - Clansdancer left Numbat lying on the street Bish :) Giving up on finding anything else in the castle you decide to leave for another area. It occurs to you suddenly you never searched the garage. Peering in through a crack in the door you see a shiny new motorcycle. As you start to enter you see a man enter from an inside door, fearing for your life you turn and run. You have 499 steps left to use. My MotorBike Noticeboard i didnt want to have to do this....but... please dont ask me for ....... money busts marriage weapons to join your faction or company for that matter i like where i am !! if you need an answer to a question then i will help as much as i can.  Numbat - "So Wolfy you sure you haven't been hanging out with Clansy for too long??" Wolfeh - "Naaa ......why do you think that ??" dammit...Heather....what have you done.... I missed you! xD [IMG]http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss120/Numbat_bucket/Foo- Fighters- Australian- Tour- P-4397.jpg[/IMG] Clearly need to work the Hamster a bit harder  What the hamsters do when Ched sleeps [IMG]http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss120/Numbat_bucket/Funny- pictures- jazz- hamsters.jpg[/IMG]  AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE IN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral. DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys. 2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money. 3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days. 4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no- no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery. DATING 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook - especially on the first date. 2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. THEATRE ETIQUETTE 1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends. 2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you. WEDDINGS 1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place) 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cumber- bund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance. 4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion. DRIVING ETIQUETTE 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight. 2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.  It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place will never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat     - Clansdancer has put a bounty on you with a $1,000,000 reward. New! 10/06/08 2:36:10 PM Chedburn attacked you and lost.  HAUD ILE HAUD PALMA (NO GUTS, NO GLORY) Un Coeur en Hiver  "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac- Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic mu........" (Bernd) 'Smile' They Said....'It Could Be Worse!' So I Did... And it was !!! No Sex, No Drugs, No Wine, No Women, No Fun, No Sin, No You, No Wonder It's Dark !   LOVE MANY TRUST FEW HURT NONE  BETTER TO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED THAN TO HAVE NEVER TRIED AT ALL.... Chedburn [1] attacked you but managed to run away. Chedburn [1] attacked you and lost. Boss...whatcha doin' .... lol.... CannabisSativa [17990] attacked you and lost. ( 4X ) Girly_so_Hot [51211] attacked you and lost. - Clansdancer [65306] attacked you and lost. DENVER [72535] attacked you and lost. ttyper [74099] attacked you and lost. Hurlamania [117458] attacked you and lost. ( TWICE ) NAUI [130408] attacked you and lost. daingocnhi [150760] attacked you and lost. Supreme_101 [154572] attacked you and lost. amano [177052] attacked you and lost. ( TWICE ) Koryo [198644] attacked you and lost. Blaze69 [215676] attacked you and lost. pMan [237630] attacked you and lost. gangsta4life [259931] attacked you and lost. Temmink [286458] attacked you and lost. HT- Jallabrev [297810] attacked you and lost.  Kitana [14297] attacked you and stalemated. ( x 3 ) CannabisSativa [17990] attacked you and stalemated A_Mean_Person [40876] attacked you and stalemated MaGnO [51498] attacked you and stalemated Juvelacio [64668] attacked you and stalemated seth [111517] attacked you and stalemated The_Joke_Is_You [120550] attacked you and stalemated Troglio [134339] attacked you and stalemated amano [177052] attacked you and stalemated X_Ganz [184747] attacked you and stalemated. [IMG]http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss120/Numbat_bucket/Resident- evilTORN.jpg[/IMG] You Are 84% (Resident) Evil You're the most evil person you know. even Alice is a little scared of you! You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught!      [IMG]http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/ss120/Numbat_bucket/resident- evil- red- dress.jpg[/IMG] Staff Hit List You leave Flint lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Event_Horizon lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Chaos_Greg lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave FadetoBlack lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Elusive lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave w1ld_h0rs3s lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Biccy lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Baalsagoth lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Uriel lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Hurin lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Lunchtime lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Lala lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave - Satan- lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave ttyper lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Cristen lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Rob lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Raewyn lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Dunkin lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave - -- stone- -- lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Davz lying on the ground and quickly run home. You leave Chedburn lying on the ground and quickly run home. Stalemated - Clansdancer Stalemated FallenGuardian Stalemated MrMustard Pwned byWickedPrincess Pwned by LeukyBear Pwned by wolfeh Pwned by Heidi Pwned by Nota Pwned by The_8th_Day Pwned by thepeon Pwned by Hate_Train Pwned by - Knights- Pwned by Body Pwned by Jordan Pwned by maria Pwned by Hydr0 Pwned by Kharma Pwned by - KC Pwned by Aliengirl actually i am Pwned by - Clansdancer as well. ( she was Nekkid when we staled )    |
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