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Sunday, Aug 31, 2014
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Report by IIIlusionist on 2014/08/16

Over the past few days city inhabitants received the seasonal newsletter. Its pages reveal some of the changes that came with the RESPO update, and some of the upcoming changes and fixes to roll out in the near future.

The newsletter provided much insight into the happenings and plans for the city. From things already implemented, like racing 2.0, to changes that are coming in the future, such as Black Jack. However, amongst the changes taking place, attacking and the Busting Nerf piqued the public’s interest the most.

The new attacking system, as we're told, will revolutionise how we assault each other in the streets of Torn, and will no doubt make beating fellow citizens to the ground much more exciting and invigorating. Group attacking may see some of those that were previously unbeatable, beaten, and being able to see others who are attacking the same victim will hopefully lead to more interesting battles and outcomes.

The second is the “Busting Nerf”. The level of crime in Torn is ever on t...

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A look at different play styles.

Report by CatHead on 2014/08/13

Torn, much like any city, attracts all kinds of people. People from different parts of the world, people of different ages, people who each have different experiences and a different outlook on life to anyone who shares their breathing space. Life in the city goes on at a different pace for each of its residents. Some play a slow game, doing crimes as and when they like. Some live at a frantic rate; setting alarms to train, do crimes, wage wars, fly, race and play poker; taking the most from what’s available in town. Most people have goals shared by thousands of others and they work at their own pace to achieve them (or not, as the case may be).

On the other hand, there are people who live life in their own style. They move against the crowd and refuse to be weighed down by what might be considered a normal life for a crime lord. These, possibly eccentric, people are the ones this article concerns itself with.

Torn is a place packed with crime. The hospital in the ci...

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Down and Dirty

Report by Anarkioflite on 2014/06/18

What’s the REAL cause of the recent stock market’s decline? Is it simply the normal correction of a market due to the laws of supply and demand? Or is it something more? Something manipulated, something deliberate – something designed to become a financial black hole that will attract the unsuspecting Torn investor with the allure of low share prices, yet may be designed to devastate the Torn City economic landscape by  bankrupting thousands of Torn City players in a precipitous market bloodbath.

Such an idea is not as farfetched as some might believe. A careful analysis of overall stock ticker prices at each 15 minute interval has some people claiming that a pattern is emerging that could spell disaster for Torn shareholders. One long time Torn player, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims to have discovered a message to “insiders” that is embedded into a numerical code found in the 15 minute stock prices. These numbers are published for everyone to see, but, according to this player, only a few can decipher the cryptic message that is s...

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