Posted to on 00:35:55 - 14/08/14 (1 month ago)
The first two were absolutely awful. Never read the books, so it's not a book-to-movie what-the-f**k-did-they-do thing, but my god. How in the f**k did they think it was a good idea to stretch that small book into 3 films?
And on top of that, what the f**k was their goal? Half the time it's a watered down version of LoTR, and the other half it's a childrens story with singin and dancing.
Can't believe they're going to cram 2 major battles into the final film, while the first two were devoid of anything interesting whatsoever.
"Oh look, it's Legolas doing that shit he did in LoTR"
"Oh look, it's a she-Legolas"
"Oh look, it's a love triangle"
"Oh look, it's finished"