Thread created on Sun Feb 24, 2013 21:55:29 Last replied to on Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:52:03
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
[color=red]WATCH OUT LIST:[/color]
[color=green]HT - HINT TO FACTION: "BOOM, Here comes the BOOM, ready or not" RIP
JFK - HINT TO FACTION: "You made you bed, lie in it" ??? - 2K13 [/color]
[color=red]FACTIONS PUT OUT OF COMMISSION:[/color]
[color=green]SPITE (AKA SHITE) - full of noobs, no match.
PT - HINT TO FACTION: "We let you win the battle, the war is just beginning; *Sniff sniff", I smell Cesium. - QUICK, EASY WIN, PUNKS [/color]
Oh yes, this is exactly the motivational push we need. This may be the wrong place to say this but I do believe bogie is a pretty incompetent man to drive us to our goals. It is only a matter of time before Evil-Duck leads us to glory and we are at the top!
By Metalingus [1496041]
How do you plan on doing this when your just a member and a newb compared to most guys in the top 100 factions? I'm really just curious
Rome wasn't built in a day. I am more than deadly when I want to be, I have bombs, sure, but you know what? I have the drive and determination. Top 100 factions? Forget the other 99, I'm aiming for #1 and I'm gonna do anything to get JUX HQ there. Capiche?
By Metalingus [1496041]
How do you plan on doing this when your just a member and a newb compared to most guys in the top 100 factions? I'm really just curious
Rome wasn't built in a day. I am more than deadly when I want to be, I have bombs, sure, but you know what? I have the drive and determination. Top 100 factions? Forget the other 99, I'm aiming for #1 and I'm gonna do anything to get JUX HQ there. Capiche?
Peace
Well you always came up short on your promises to the torn community so I'm really not expecting much and you arent the only faction with bombs
Anyway good luck with whatever you plan to do and I'll rate +
By Metalingus [1496041]
How do you plan on doing this when your just a member and a newb compared to most guys in the top 100 factions? I'm really just curious
Rome wasn't built in a day. I am more than deadly when I want to be, I have bombs, sure, but you know what? I have the drive and determination. Top 100 factions? Forget the other 99, I'm aiming for #1 and I'm gonna do anything to get JUX HQ there. Capiche?
Peace
Bombs are easy and no threat to any real faction.
But I digress, I wish you the best of luck, And I know a man, A legend even, Of your intellect will lead the JUX noobs to a better place, Good luck!
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
so you're there to get your ass kicked by 'someone'.
sounds like an expert to me alright.
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
so you're there to get your ass kicked by 'someone'.
sounds like an expert to me alright.
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
so you're there to get your ass kicked by 'someone'.
sounds like an expert to me alright.
Do not worry, I factored this all in before evening thinking about joining JUX. This is a marathon and not a sprint. At the end instead of a medal we get to see PT deleted from the game; so please, enjoy the glory while you can.
I messaged your co-leader, Storm and he has ignored me already, I guess he disliked what I had to say to him. The future hurts, eh?
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
so you're there to get your ass kicked by 'someone'.
sounds like an expert to me alright.
Do not worry, I factored this all in before evening thinking about joining JUX. This is a marathon and not a sprint. At the end instead of a medal we get to see PT deleted from the game; so please, enjoy the glory while you can.
I messaged your co-leader, Storm and he has ignored me already, I guess he disliked what I had to say to him. The future hurts, eh?
Peace
Nope he probably just ignores guys he could beat with a punch to the hand sorry but are you expecting to fight in these wars because as far as stats go PT rule hands down compared to JUX so I just wanna know how you plan on beating them and I wouldn't use just bombs if that's what you planned
I have seen you 'in action' in the world war, all talk and no action.
Congrats JUX, you have just allowed probably the laziest, least willing to chain, over opinionated, crap spewing waste of oxygen known to Torn to weigh down your faction.
Now, if wars were fought by bravado, or with obnoxious mails, then he'd be an asset, Unfortunately, you need to be able to beat people in a fight, and that's where good 'ol duckie comes unstuck. Mind you, there'll be a few lvl 4's out there that he might just have a chance against.
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
I messaged your co-leader, Storm and he has ignored me already, I guess he disliked what I had to say to him. The future hurts, eh?
dicks tend to be ignored, don't give it that much importance or meaning.
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
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By CaptainObvious [1019122]
Yeah, yeah, yeah..........
I have seen you 'in action' in the world war, all talk and no action.
Congrats JUX, you have just allowed probably the laziest, least willing to chain, over opinionated, crap spewing waste of oxygen known to Torn to weigh down your faction.
Now, if wars were fought by bravado, or with obnoxious mails, then he'd be an asset, Unfortunately, you need to be able to beat people in a fight, and that's where good 'ol duckie comes unstuck. Mind you, there'll be a few lvl 4's out there that he might just have a chance against.
My condolences to the rest of JUX,
CO.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Selling Stead IV faction for $500,000,000 mail me! Also paying up to 500k/Day for my company
By Erk [1538328]
Oh yes, this is exactly the motivational push we need. This may be the wrong place to say this but I do believe bogie is a pretty incompetent man to drive us to our goals. It is only a matter of time before Evil-Duck leads us to glory and we are at the top!
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
Evil-Duck is now part of JUX HQ
What does this mean to me? I hear your cry.
I am revamping JUX HQ and giving them a much needed kick up the ass. We will be more efficient, more deadly and more explosive than ever before. We can produce bombs, we can produce soldiers and best of all, we can produce results.
Think of me as Gordon Ramsey, going into a failing restaurant and giving it a new lease of life and a much needed kick up the f**king ass.
NO faction is safe. No member is safe. You were scared for your safety previously? Be even more scared.
JUX HQ is going to become something you only saw in your nightmares. And guess what. I'm going to orchestrating your sleepless nights.
Sweet dreams TORN. Sweet dreams.
Peace
so you're there to get your ass kicked by 'someone'.
sounds like an expert to me alright.
Do not worry, I factored this all in before evening thinking about joining JUX. This is a marathon and not a sprint. At the end instead of a medal we get to see PT deleted from the game; so please, enjoy the glory while you can.
I messaged your co-leader, Storm and he has ignored me already, I guess he disliked what I had to say to him. The future hurts, eh?
Peace
Best thing i have ever seen in forums. Oh first of all tell me Evil Duck,what happened to those plans of destroying HT? And didn't you say you'll quit torn If you wouldn't destroy them within some given time interval? And still you didn't quit since you were unsuccessful? Listen to my suggestion,you should better 'quit'.
I am collecting all the shit you PT'ers are spouting, once you're at my knees grovelling I'm going to force feed it back into your mouths 1 by 1.
We haven't seen faction extorting in a long time....wouldn't it be cool if a Evil genius made even the highest of factions pay out their ass to stay alive...oops.
By Evil-Duck [1182047]
I am collecting all the shit you PT'ers are spouting, once you're at my knees grovelling I'm going to force feed it back into your mouths 1 by 1.
We haven't seen faction extorting in a long time....wouldn't it be cool if a Evil genius made even the highest of factions pay out their ass to stay alive...oops.
Peace
lulz you're slacking in the trolling department
[13:01] ~Clansdancer who's cock did you suck RowdyRedneck!!!
Do not worry, I factored this all in before evening thinking about joining JUX. This is a marathon and not a sprint. At the end instead of a medal we get to see PT deleted from the game; so please, enjoy the glory while you can.
I messaged your co-leader, Storm and he has ignored me already, I guess he disliked what I had to say to him. The future hurts, eh?
Peace
well, I'm not going to hold my breath whilst I wait for PT to be deleted. Great job from JUX there
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sorry but are you expecting to fight in these wars because as far as stats go PT rule hands down compared to JUX so I just wanna know how you plan on beating them and I wouldn't use just bombs if that's what you planned
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