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Numbskull

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Thread created on Thu Feb 28, 2013 06:06:41
Last replied to on Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:37:25

*I pull down the private jet's walkie talkie and starts to speak into it; addressing the civilians of Torn* Is this thing on? Okay, it is....Good evening everyone. Isn't tonight a nice night to travel? Traveling to Torn always brought a warm feeling of comfort in my heart. Bullets a blazin' ... Victims a screamin' ... There is nothing more satisfying than hearing the constant ringing of police sirens and knowing that their presence is completely pointless. Torn City might as well be called Sin City. In this place, as residents we call our own shots. We do what we want, when we want to, and how we want to. There is nothing that anyone can do about it. It's been this way for god knows how long now.

In knowing this, I continue to travel onward towards Torn in a private jet that I hijacked from a group of sleazy drug and sex traffickers. By any means, I am not a villian. I may even be considered one of the "good guys". I wear a cheesy skull mask, a skull outfit from time to time if not a suit, and I wear an open trench coat with boots. I go by the alias "Numbskull" so that people assume that I'm not intelligent. Quite the contrary, I'm very intelligent. *I randomly lock in a specific set of cordinated for a specific location in Torn City, setting it to auto-pilot.* I may be slightly crazy with a bit of a violent streak, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with me at all. In fact, I... *The whimpers of one of the smugglers that I tied to the Co-Pilot seat interrupts my conversation. I pull out a pistol and blast him right in the head. Blood splatters about the Co-Pilot Window and the seat as I laugh maniacally, putting away my pistol.*

Sorry about that. I've been having a problem with these smugglers for a while. I rescued a female companion of mine a while back and had to deal with them ever since. The guy that I just picked off was one of the head traffickers. It a shame what he did to all of those girls. So young. So innocent. I was going to let him live a little longer to see what I was going to do to his "business", but he just got on my nerves. I couldn't even tolerate him breathing, you know what I mean? Well aside from that, I did come up with a solution to end this issue althgoether, but I digress....

I wanted to share a little detail about yours truly. If I'm to best describe myself, I would more of less like to describe myself as a vigilante. I could even go out on a limb and say that I'm a peacemaker. I tend to resolve my problems in my own inevitable fashion on my own time. I am physically adept and slightly daring at points, but I more likely to rely on my intelligence and my extremely impulsive instincts to get myself out of sticky situations. With that being said, I can't continue to talk at this point. I had set these coordinates at the smugglers main hideout in Torn City and this plane is loaded with explosives. I have less than three minutes to jump off of this plane and end my little problem. This is Numbskull. Over and out. *I drop the jet's walkie talkie and jump out of the jet with a parachute on my back. No more than a couple of minutes later, a brief explosion can be heard and the transmission to this conversation is instant cut off.*

(This little skit is just some insight on your friendly neighborhood Numbskull :p)

Last Edited: Thu Feb 28, 2013 06:17:23

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SoloAceMouse

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Posted on Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:37:25

In truth, the jet never reached its target. Ever since the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States has been on high alert in regards to unregistered vehicles flying through US airspace without proper clearance. The fact that this specific jet was loaded with explosives compounded the desire of the National Air Guard to ground it. In fact, just as the jet entered airspace, and began broadcasting, an F-16 was already moving to intercept. From intelligence sources and the flagrant broadcast from above, it was clear that this jet was a tangible terrorist threat. As the terrorist, 'Numbskull,' was about half-way through the broadcast, the AIM-9 Sidewinder infrared homing missile recently fired from the previously mentioned F-16 reached its target and detonated upon reaching the fuselage of the airliner. All aboard were instantaneously eliminated, including the self-proclaimed vigilante. The F-16 promptly confirmed the success of the sortie and returned to base.

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