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Muer
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| Posted on Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:32:39
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Phil thought the heard rustling from the bushes behind the house, and didn't want to stay long enough to find out if he actually did.
"Come on guys, the fire is gonna attract loads of zo..Dead things, and I don't wanna be here when they arrive!" Phil didn't wait for a reply before hopping back over the fence and waiting on the others, he wanted to grab some supplies from the neighbors house before they made a break for it.
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Hive_Tyrant
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| Posted on Sat Jul 07, 2012 19:33:54
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(Really?)
Jack smelled the smoke as well. "What the f**k are you guys doing?!" he shouted to no one. Something had evidently caught on fire and now he was stuck in an attic with three useless dead people. Jack had some sense to use his shirt as an air filter, but that only got him so far. The acrid smell of burning wood and flesh only seemed to get worse over time. Now in panic mode, Jack was quickly trying to find a way out of the attic.
Upon further examination, he found a box of fireworks stored in the corner. Cherry bombs, Roman candles and Black Cats were in the box and Jack had a crazy idea. If those back stabbing asshats wanted to burn the house down with him in it, he was going to return the favor. He sifted through the fireworks and found a book of matches nestled in the fireworks. He gladly held on to that and quickly counted eight Cherry Bombs, six Roman Candles and four Black Cats, plenty for a makeshift explosive. He pulled out all the Roman Candles and the Cherry Bombs, positioning the four Black Cats in the box so he could blow the roof off.
Placing the box in a corner away from his now dead friends, Jack held a Roman Candle and felt lightheaded. He had to finish this soon or he would wind up dead as well. Fumbling with the matchbook, Jack eventually got one out and lit it. He carefully put it up to the Roman Candles wick and watched it light up. He shook the match, putting it out and aimed the Candle at the Black Cats. Logic normally would have said to light the Black Cats, but Jack wasn't thinking logically. He felt the Candle fire and dove behind a dresser.
Jack had seen fireworks before, but this topped it all. The resulting explosion shook his teeth and deafened his ears, but thelight was bright enough to be seen around the dresser. After the explosion, Jack peeked out from behind his blast wall and saw a smoldering hole in the roof, large enough for him to fit through. He grabbed whatever he could, including Lyndalia's sword and got over to the opening. It was a good ten feet down, but Jack's nerves were already frayed. He jumped down and landed not so gracefully on his side. However, his new backpack didn't hit the floor. He had found one in the attic and put all the Cherry Bombs and Roman Candles in it.
(You are not killing me, I kill myself when I want to.)
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| Posted on Sat Jul 07, 2012 21:03:13
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Unbeknownst to Jack (but now beknownst to us), as Lyndalia died, her spirit avoided going towards the light, because she was so attached to her Grandfather's sword. Her insane spirit possessed the sword, which is now +3 and has a 5% chance of inflicting chaos (+7 hit/damage and +30% chaos against the bastards who burned down the house) against the recipient/s of any attacks by it.
Congrats, Jack, you now have a +3 Celtic sword of Chaos!
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Leafeh
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| Posted on Sat Jul 07, 2012 21:47:38
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"Righto" Barry replied to Phil's suggestion to flee the scene.
He had hoped some of their house mates might have forced their way out of the roof by now, but it didn't look like that was happening. Still, they were probably dead before the fire.
He popped the lighter back into his pocket and turned to follow Phil over the fence, when a sudden explosion of the roof occurred causing Barry to flinch as he dropped to the ground on the other side of the fence.
"Woah, well if they weren't dead before, they are now." He said solemnly, looking up to Phil.
He stood up and brushed himself down before speaking again. "We should really get a move on, that's probably going to attract alot of zombies."
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| Posted on Sun Jul 08, 2012 04:53:41
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Jack grunted heavily as he rolled onto his chest. His left arm was not in a happy place, but luckily not broken or hurt. The sword landed about two feet to his right, the tip of the blade somehow stuck into the ground and holding it upright, like the typical video game scenario where the hero pulls up a legendary blade. Jack pushed out his nerdy thoughts and managed to stagger up onto his feet, which were unshod. He could hear the moans of the zombie things on the other side of the fence, as well as the familiar voices of Barry and Phil.
The kitchen was now really on fire, burning the zombies as they piled in following the sound of the explosion. Jack wasn't sure how it caught on fire, but the smell of gasoline (or something flammible) lingered in the air. Coupled with the smell was a couple of bottles left on the ground. "Son of a b*tch. Molotov Cocktails?" Jack mumbled to himself. That was all Jack needed to see to know the fire was deliberate. A slew of nasty thoughts slid through his mind, from the three laughing at the knowledge they would live while the other five die to thoughts of revenge on them.
Jack walked over to the sword and ungracefully pulled it out of the ground. Doing that had little effect on the sword or him, but mentally Jack felt a bit of raw anger begin to heat his chest. Four people were dead because three saved themselves. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he heard an odd voice say something, something that best discribed what he thought.
"I'm going to kill you." he said in a robotic voice.
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| Posted on Wed Jul 11, 2012 21:43:23
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His name is Trevor Brown.
He is a rookie policeman. How did everything come this you might ask ? Well, it started out like this.
He was forced to go patrolling with three other, more experienced police officers as the 'outbreak' as they call it started to get out of hand. The man was just minding his own usiness until the three of them came toward his insignificant cubicle. They took him of his chair and told him that the four of them got a job to do.
They smacked his back and out they were from the station and into a patrol car. Blue and yellow colours and with big words 'POLICE' on the front and back side of the vehicle. They got in and drove out to the district that they were sent to examine. They came upon a horde of undead, after seeing a bunch of people escaping from the enclosement from the flesh eating corpses the three officers went out and used thier hand hed weapons on them.
Trevor just sat in the back, he got out too so that he could take the driver's seat, seeing that these three cops are going to get killed. Treveor realized this after he saw afew undead coming from the allyways and spaces from the houses. He acted quick, He got in the driver's seat and turned the the wheel to move the car around into something of a U turn. The three officers are dead, that is al there is to it. He looked at the mirror as he saw them srurrounded and shooting at them with thier hand guns. He turned away and concentrated on the driving.
How did this man look, you might ask ? He is a 22 year old afro-american, he came from the U.S state of Maryland and was then moved to work for the United Kingdom. He is muscular, he can take afew punches before he is down, is a fast and stubborn person. His head is shaved, his eyes are as brown as the clear syrup you would use to eat your pancakes, his lips are thick, nose is wide and he is easy to look on the eyes. Wearing his black police uniform, good boots and throwing awayy the hat ion the streets.
He looked around a residental district and found a bunch of 'kids'. He stopped with his patrol car and looked bluntly at them. Two boys with backpacks that seemingly have jumped over a fence, attemping to do something. It is would be odd to see someone standing outside thier property and jumping over thier fence. Not to mention a burning house is close to them.
" What are you guys up to ?" asked the cop.
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| Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2012 14:24:05
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"We're trying to rescue our friends. They're trapped in the attic upstairs." Robbie replied, wondering why this cop was here.
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2012 15:35:13
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The police man looked at the burning inferno that is happening up ion the roof of the small residental building. As red hot and orange fire is engulfing it, thuick ugly black smoke billowed out of the building. By the looks of it, is is far too late. Calling the fire department is impossible as is calling the police who are out shooting up some zombies, just like everyone else.
" Well then," the policeman began.
" I don't see a ladder on you or not even a cup of water. not to mention that you are in the yard of a different house instead of that doomed house."
" To be honest you guys look like roiters... very young roiters."
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Leafeh
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| Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2012 22:35:38
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Barry turned to the officer that was now questioning their reasoning for fleeing from the scene of the burning house.
"Listen officer, there's not really much time to stand around for idle chat." He said hurriedly while grabbing Robbie's arm.
"I'm sure you must be aware of the zombie outbreak!" Barry shouted back as he pulled Robbie by the arm towards the neighbours house.
"Come inside and continue the questioning if you want!"
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JokerNinja
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| Posted on Tue Jul 17, 2012 22:37:47
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Robbie followed Barry towards the house. His head still hurt from the fall. There was still some alcohol in the house, he could drink that.
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Muer
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| Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 01:21:56
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Phil followed his two friends in silence. He didn't like the arrival of this police officer, he didn't like it one bit...
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Wed Jul 18, 2012 07:12:48
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The man had listened to Barry's words.
He watched as the three of them went inside the house.
Yeah he is aware of the zombie outbreak, but that doesn't mean you have to go around roiting and messing up the houses. The officer knows about zombie outbreaks thanks to afew movies he has seen together with his long gone ex girlfriend. He grinned to himself and realized he didn't have any where to go, nothing to do and is 'free' from his duty. Might aswll watch what these young civilians do.
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Leafeh
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| Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 19:43:13
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Barry moved back into the kitchen and grabbed a few bottles of drink from the cupboard stash that he and Phil had found earlier. Sitting back at the kitchen table, Barry placed down the bottles before opening up some WKD and taking a few gulps.
"So what the hell do we do now?" He said, offering the three a drink. The still blazing fire they had just caused was probably going to mean that zombies were going to be flooding the area in due time, so it was probably best to get as far away as possible and as quickly as possible. But Barry thought it best to get the opinions of the little group first before rushing into any sort of move.
"You wanted to ask some questions too?.. officer?"
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Muer
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| Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 19:49:43
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"Run, run like hell, and don't stop running." Phil said blankly as he sat down and shook his head at the offer of a drink.
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Tue Aug 14, 2012 00:49:32
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Officer Brown was still inside his patrol car as Barry had asked him if he had more questions for him.
"Yeah..."
"Should I give you guys a lift or something?"
He looked at the violent flames swirlding around and swallowing up the house that was next to these kids and thier little 'looting' action. He had wondered wether or not they wanted to get themselves killed by the zombies that will pour ou of the house and toward this part of nieghbourhood.
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Muer
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| Posted on Thu Aug 16, 2012 17:37:16
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"Get the hell in the house, or get to f**k!" Was all Phil shouted out of the kitchen window as the police offer shouted from his car.(Which would be out the front of the house whilst we were in the back garden, meaning Neo shouldn't have been able to see us at all, but since no one makes damn edits on this site we'll just play on.)
The police officer was just going to get them caught if he sat there in his car, engine running, shouting things to them...
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JokerNinja
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| Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 22:30:45
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(Right. I'm on an ipad for the night, so while I won't be on irc, I'll be on here for a while. In the meantime, I want this discussion to be finished)
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Mon Aug 20, 2012 15:18:12
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"Pff... fine," Trevore Brown got out of his car and walked towards the house.
"Miscreant." The officer mubled to himself.
He found himself standing infrnt of a door and wondered if it was open or not. If he were to kick it, it would make sound that would attract these Sonsofbitches towards him. If he ringed the door bell he might accidentally wake up a 'zombie' that was in the house enjoying its aimless action. He just had to hope someone would open the door for him.
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Muer
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| Posted on Mon Aug 20, 2012 17:27:06
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Phil sighed heavily, wondering why the officer hadn't used the more appropriate, and already opened, back door instead of the front door. Dashing through the house as silently as he could Phil opened the front door, grabbed the police officer by the shirt, dragged him in and then closed the door in a silent rush of motion.
After which he stormed back to the kitchen and re-took his seat...
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:55:54
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Trevor brushed his uniform aftzer he was inside. Not appriciating being dragged into the house by a kid after all he walked slowly and silently through the house towards the kitchen where he sees more of them 'kids' or people close around his age.
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JokerNinja
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| Posted on Wed Aug 22, 2012 15:26:29
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(If this ain't done by saturday, tough.)
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Muer
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| Posted on Sun Aug 26, 2012 21:11:48
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(For the love of God Joker, get this show on the road.)
"Right, officer, we're not planning on staying here long. So here's what I'm thinking, we use the patrol car to get to a nearby store, grab a ass-load of supplies, enough to fill the boot maybe, and then we drive to the safest spot we can think of an just hunker down, try to wait this craziness out.
Any questions, queries, problems?" Phil was not enjoying this night at all, it was seemed to be stretching on far, far, far longer than it should...
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| Posted on Sun Aug 26, 2012 22:23:48
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Barry had emptied his bottle of WKD. He felt as if it was probably best to be as drunk as possible without killing himself to deal with this officer. WKD was not the drink to get such a job done quickly enough though, and so he started on a bottle of the stronger drink that they had used to previously fire-bomb their old home.
"Welllllllllllll, Phil is talking sense! Using your car and starting to prepare ourselves sounds good to me!" Barry agreed, taking another mouthful of his drink.
"Any objections?! Or can we be off?" He added.
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NeoLeaf
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| Posted on Mon Aug 27, 2012 00:16:08
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Trevor heard the reasoning of the 'kid' around him. He thought it over as well, the unbelievable reality is that there are zombies, they eat flesh and whatever gets killed by them turns into them. They can rip living tissue like as if they were rags meaning that they are quite powerful, have strong endurance and thier walking speed is limited and 'slow'. Society in The United Kingdom as they know it is going 'down the drain'. It's almost like a movie, '28 days later' to be precise.
They are f**ked if they don't embrace change.
The kid did make sense.
"I'll have to dissapoint you in 'grabbing an ass-load of supplies'," He began to talk for once.
"'We' are going to go in a, we are using a four doored Panda car." Trevor frowned.
"I ain't a f**king trucker." He batted his dark brown eyes at the drunkard. Having his arms folded tightly against his chest and leaning afew centimeters on his left side before steadying himself.
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JokerNinja
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:12:13
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And so it was that the four got into the car, after gathering whatever supplis they quickly found within the house. They got into the car, with Trevor driving, Robbie in the passenger seat, and Barry and Phil sitting in the back. They carried on for days, watching as towns and cities fell to this new plight.
So, three weeks to the day they left, they came upon another petrol station. Like the others, it should just be a simple refill, unless a new car was found. In the station though, low growls filled the aisles.
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Muer
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:22:14
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"Barry, let's do this." Phil threw open the right hand door of the police car and swung his legs out suave as you like. He got out of the police car calmly, and when he was out he took a moment to stop and put on cool looking retro shades he had looted from a store a while back. Reaching into the car he grabbed his trusty chair leg, it had slain many a foe these past weeks, and also his make-shift shield. It was a garden ornament he had found a few days after meeting the confusing-ass police officer, and he would be damned if he would part with it. It was a curved turtle shell, in bright green and yellow colors, with a bar crossing over its diameter that was supposed to hold up a bunch of flowers or something, it did however make a damn apt hand-hold, thus Phil acquired himself a shield.
Walking towards the door of the Gas station, utterly fearless and uncaring that there was most certainly zombies inside the store, Phil twirled his chair leg casually and whistled 'the boys are back in town' as he swaggered towards the rickety door...
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:30:33
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Robbie got out of the car, now wearing a black hoodie with the bat symbol on the front and horns on the hood. Cheesy yes, but it was also awesome. He still carried his trusty baseball bat, but had a small kitchen knife on his belt. He kept the door slightly open, and wandered off a few feet, keeping watch.
The growling inside seemed to stop as the Phil got closer. When he opened the door, a zombie would spring from his right.
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Muer
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:34:44
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Phil booted the door open with his left foot, he stepped forward with his right and when the zom-bitch leaped out from his right he didn't even flinch as he drove the sharp edge of his shell-shield into the charging zombie's forehead, driving her to the floor in one hit. Without wasting a second Phil began mashing her face up something awful...
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:40:19
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Within the past month, Barry had practically become a full blown alcoholic. Every house they stopped to loot lost it's alcohol first. Food was second on the looting agenda to Barry now. The alcohol, he had to have it all.
Barry swung open the car door on his side and went to step out, but fell flat on his face, the bottle in one of his hands smashing as it hit the floor just in front of him. He was completely drunk.
Barry was near enough naked. He only wore a furry grey dressing gown and his yellow and red striped scarf, along with some blue boxers underneath. This get up was surprisingly practical in the new world they lived in. You were pretty much dead in a zombie situation if your clothes got snagged on something or grabbed by a zombie. But Barry, he could simply slip out of his dressing gown if anything grabbed him by it.
And so Barry remained with his face buried into the floor, only semi-concious.
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JokerNinja
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| Posted on Tue Aug 28, 2012 17:45:50
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"You know Barry, there's probably some peanut butter in there." Robbie replied, taking little notice of Barry. "How's it looking Phil?" He asked.
After the death of the first zombie, another two came from the back. They were slow like all of the others they'd met before. However, when these two zombies were only three metres away from Phil, a big zombie, obviously a bodybuilder before his death, came sprinting out towards Phil.
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