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Thread created on Wed Sep 25, 2013 03:28:34
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How bad is bad?

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 04:36:43
Using their personal bathroom and blocking the toilet

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 04:38:57
I had a severe stomach virus. I was throwing up and the force of my vomit made my asshole open right up. Luckily I still got the job.

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 04:46:54
When you don't fill in the correct hours/dates you can work, show up late and make a bad impression with the manager.

"We'll get back to you~"

But LSD's tops that easily

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 04:47:56
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I had a severe stomach virus. I was throwing up and the force of my vomit made my asshole open right up. Luckily I still got the job.


WTF.

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 04:49:53
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I had a severe stomach virus. I was throwing up and the force of my vomit made my asshole open right up. Luckily I still got the job.


WTF.


He is quoting from another thread, but also giving a life lesson

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Posted on Wed Sep 25, 2013 08:35:36
I have been involved in several bad interviews (luckily been the one doing the interview)
Lets see you get:

People blatantly lying on their CV's
People dressed inappropriately
People not reading the job description and expecting something they are not going to get
People turning up an hour late and wondering why you don't want to interview them because of that.

However the worse I have had is someone coming in for an IT support role which would have meant face to face contact with users in London who barely spoke a word of English.


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Posted on Thu Sep 26, 2013 23:40:29
I went for my college interview a while back, and I was really unprepared, and I got lost. I still got on though.

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:09:51
I lazy lob on with tight trousers is always a bad thing,

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:14:27
Propositioned a gay interviewer.

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:27:17
When you fit in the requirements so good the interviewer starts looking for excuses not to hire you.

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:28:50
Lady this week tested positive for PCP and Marijuana in her Post-interviews drug test.

Called her to tell her we were rescinding the job offer and she said "Was it the PCP?"

Is PCP like... a thing again? Are lots of people doing it?

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:32:00
I've heard literally every excuse there is for people not turning up for interview. One guy said he couldn't make it as his mum had been rushed to hospital and was in intensive care. My colleague called him at home shortly after, expecting to leave a message about rearranging the interview, and his mum answered

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:42:11
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Lady this week tested positive for PCP and Marijuana in her Post-interviews drug test.

Called her to tell her we were rescinding the job offer and she said "Was it the PCP?"

Is PCP like... a thing again? Are lots of people doing it?


Was she, by chance, a nag?

Horse tranquilizers are for horses and bikers/truckers, you tight jean wearing moustachioed hep cats, you!

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Posted on Fri Sep 27, 2013 09:48:41
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Propositioned a gay interviewer.


Any more details? Why did you proposition him? How bad was the interview before you offered?

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Posted on Sat Sep 28, 2013 07:41:00
Staff edit: No need.

Last Edited: Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:28:22
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Posted on Sat Sep 28, 2013 22:27:00

the very worst imo is when you get called back once, sometimes twice, and then still don't get the job ...

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Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2013 07:01:09
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the very worst imo is when you get called back once, sometimes twice, and then still don't get the job ...


lol I have a great story about how I got my current job.

I posted my resume online and waited for the calls to come rolling in. I got 2 calls immediately. I went to both interviews. The first one they just tested me by having me set up a machine, I did it, they asked me a couple of questions and they said they would call me back. They never called me back.

After about a month with no interviews, I decided to change my name on the resume to a Hispanic name.

The same person from the first company called me again. Same phone number, same resume, Hispanic name.

When I went to the new interview, the guy scratched his head and asked if he had already interviewed me. I said "si senor, but you ne'er call me back." Management are retards there but that's ok. I'm paid well for the work I do and they leave me alone.

edit: this wasn't the racist incident I referred to in my earlier post

edit: I was interviewed 3 times by one company. When they called me the 4th time I had already found a job. I do not understand the reason why a company would go through so much useless bs to hire someone then lose out because it takes 3 months to hire them!

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Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2013 07:22:40
Sekh"hates filthy non-whites"met.

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Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2013 07:34:22
lol

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Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2013 07:37:30
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Sekh"hates filthy humans"met.


Fixed!



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Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2013 07:46:28
I put the wrong social security in somehow on my application. Got the job, but lost it before I even started. Actually got a phone call from the police for attempting to steal someone's identity. I got my second and fifth number swapped in my head haha. Oops.


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Posted on Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:57:42
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I put the wrong social security in somehow on my application. Got the job, but lost it before I even started. Actually got a phone call from the police for attempting to steal someone's identity. I got my second and fifth number swapped in my head haha. Oops.


Some jerk did that with library card in some city ive never heard of. They called me when he did not return his books, LOL

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Posted on Thu Oct 03, 2013 23:37:17


so i went to a job fair with my best friend. i didnt need a job but he did. anyways we are in the middle of everyone in the main hall, when he puts a thin stack of resumes in his mouth so he could pull a pen out of his bag. they all drop out of his mouth and go f***ing everywhere. he violently picks them up with everyone watching, collects himself and then continues to hand out resumes with bite marks in them haha

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