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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 00:51:44
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.

By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


Would be nice.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 01:28:31
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By ReyDuvall [1526820]
By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


She must date teens.


Or women.


I don't make a habit of watching men urinate.

Damn it yous caught me! i'm totally into teenage boys and women! And i thought i'd be able to hide that for many years.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 01:30:36
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LOL THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD.

I LIVE IN MURICA CANT TAKE AWAY MUH RIGHTS.

CANT TAKE AWAY MY CUT THE LOG IN HALF GAME.


Tell that to the judge piss stander!

Pathetic Humans

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 01:35:20
By ReyDuvall [1526820]
By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


She must date teens.


She touched me in places...:(

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 01:37:53
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By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


She must date teens.


She touched me in places...:(


You enjoyed it!

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 01:44:31
By Descarada [1603035]
By BlueBear [972499]
By ReyDuvall [1526820]
By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


She must date teens.


She touched me in places...:(


You enjoyed it!


You're not a very nice person.


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 02:01:29
By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.

By Lunice [1677415]
By Descarada [1603035]
But...how does a guy pee while sitting? Wouldnt his piss like i dont know, shoot upwards? penis' is confusing!


What.... do you think like.... men are on constant erections?


Would be nice.


always great posts GF



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Bueno_Excelente

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 06:36:01

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 07:05:41
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By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:10:09
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook

Who would shake hands in a gents toiletroom?
Rule 1: if ya gotta sit, never sit on the seat
rule 2:use bog roll yo unlock the cubicle door
rule 3: wash ya hands and let some other mug open the door for you
rule 4: stay safe!


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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:08:26
As much as I enjoy an occasional sit down pee, I cant see this happening

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 13:50:27
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook


Or the keyboard you're typing on, or the money you were holding.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 14:02:55
By Stain92 [1040302]
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook


Or the keyboard you're typing on, or the money you were holding.


Nothing wrong with your keyboard, since those are your germs. It's money that's icky. Give it a sniff, i dare you.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 16:18:06
By LSD [883567]
By Stain92 [1040302]
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook


Or the keyboard you're typing on, or the money you were holding.


Nothing wrong with your keyboard, since those are your germs. It's money that's icky. Give it a sniff, i dare you.


The smell of a strippers ass crack invigorates some men.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 16:41:18
By DelBoy [1543807]

Young Left wants to ban porn - but only for "white men"
http://www.friatider.se/ung-vanster-vill-forbjuda-porr-men-bara-for-vita-man

They're racist as hell and as stupid as they come.


How some of these idiots even get a chance to "propose" a new law is mind baffling.

Perhaps i should have went into politics. If their even going to attempt to entertain this dumb bitch. I could keep em guessing for decades with some of the stupid shit i think of.

o.t. with the peeing subject. I hope they start designing toilets with bigger bowls or come up with a more efficient "low flow" system.

"hey baby i got something for ya. Don't mind the blue tip, it's just toilet water dye.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 16:41:42
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By GrkManga49 [10856]
Soo... How will they know if you pee standing up or not??


Bathroom stall camera surveillance.

I think, however, to make sure that no women are cheating by using a Shewee or something it will only be equitable to install the same cameras in women's stalls.

That's just fair.


By GirlFriday [570368]
That's just nasty. She's surely going to get some sort of cooties.


But urine is sterile!


The sides of the urinal that she has her ass wedged into however is not. It looks like a breeding ground for herpes, or at the least a very nasty boil.
Cute girl but i DO NOT envy the poor lad who's going down on it later.

think of all the other urine backsplash, & what if they have 1 of them urinal cakes in there.
gross gross gross gross gross.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 17:12:37
someone should make a motion to make it illegal to pee sitting down

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 18:52:48
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By LSD [883567]
By Stain92 [1040302]
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By Hades [1728299]
I will stand and piss if I want to. No one will make me do otherwise.


Scofflaw!


By GirlFriday [570368]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

But urine is sterile!


I don't care what you say, urinals are disgustingly germy.


But nowhere near as bad as the door handle you use to leave the restroom.


Or the hand you just shook


Or the keyboard you're typing on, or the money you were holding.


Nothing wrong with your keyboard, since those are your germs. It's money that's icky. Give it a sniff, i dare you.


The smell of a strippers ass crack invigorates some men.


This has not been confirmed.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 19:00:30
By BuckWyld [1009930]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By GrkManga49 [10856]
Soo... How will they know if you pee standing up or not??


Bathroom stall camera surveillance.

I think, however, to make sure that no women are cheating by using a Shewee or something it will only be equitable to install the same cameras in women's stalls.

That's just fair.


By GirlFriday [570368]
That's just nasty. She's surely going to get some sort of cooties.


But urine is sterile!


The sides of the urinal that she has her ass wedged into however is not. It looks like a breeding ground for herpes, or at the least a very nasty boil.
Cute girl but i DO NOT envy the poor lad who's going down on it later.


Herpes from her waist touching the side? You serious?

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 21:10:50
By ReyDuvall [1526820]
By BuckWyld [1009930]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By GrkManga49 [10856]
Soo... How will they know if you pee standing up or not??


Bathroom stall camera surveillance.

I think, however, to make sure that no women are cheating by using a Shewee or something it will only be equitable to install the same cameras in women's stalls.

That's just fair.


By GirlFriday [570368]
That's just nasty. She's surely going to get some sort of cooties.


But urine is sterile!


The sides of the urinal that she has her ass wedged into however is not. It looks like a breeding ground for herpes, or at the least a very nasty boil.
Cute girl but i DO NOT envy the poor lad who's going down on it later.


Herpes from her waist touching the side? You serious?


A bit of an exaggeration, But seeing as the vagina is an open orifice, & with all those germs down there backsplashing inside her, I sure as hell wouldn't risk it. I've seen some nasty mofo's that look like they take pride in destroying a public restroom.

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Posted on Fri Aug 09, 2013 21:23:04
By BuckWyld [1009930]
By ReyDuvall [1526820]
By BuckWyld [1009930]
By Bueno_Excelente [34014]

By GrkManga49 [10856]
Soo... How will they know if you pee standing up or not??


Bathroom stall camera surveillance.

I think, however, to make sure that no women are cheating by using a Shewee or something it will only be equitable to install the same cameras in women's stalls.

That's just fair.


By GirlFriday [570368]
That's just nasty. She's surely going to get some sort of cooties.


But urine is sterile!


The sides of the urinal that she has her ass wedged into however is not. It looks like a breeding ground for herpes, or at the least a very nasty boil.
Cute girl but i DO NOT envy the poor lad who's going down on it later.


Herpes from her waist touching the side? You serious?


A bit of an exaggeration, But seeing as the vagina is an open orifice, & with all those germs down there backsplashing inside her, I sure as hell wouldn't risk it. I've seen some nasty mofo's that look like they take pride in destroying a public restroom.


Mmm-mmm! All this talk of orifices!

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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 01:54:46
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By Paladin14 [1321595]
LOL THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD.

I LIVE IN MURICA CANT TAKE AWAY MUH RIGHTS.

CANT TAKE AWAY MY CUT THE LOG IN HALF GAME.


Tell that to the judge piss stander!

Pathetic Humans


Just because you can piss through your index finger and crap through your left ear doesn't mean we all can.

Pathetic Alien.



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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:39:22
About sweden and its young left people who is trying to bann porn, thats bullshit.
friatider.se is a website with strong hate against any other than the white swedes. If you would like to read more stupid shit about sweden go to "avpixlat.se". Another site that is the racists point of view.
You find anything interesting I can translate it to you, use this for an example : http://www.friatider.se/hudfargen-avgor-valdtaktsbenagenhet


Saying ; "the color of the skin determines the risk of being raped - it has been shown by american studies .
Year 2007 there was 14000 cases of rape against white women made by black men in America. The same year there was 0 rapes made by white men against black women - according to the FBI. "



As you can se, bullshit at its finest

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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 14:48:37
I'm a MagiCarp so I don't pee standing up

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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 15:02:54
I pee standing up.


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Posted on Sat Aug 10, 2013 19:08:39
I pee sideways

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Posted on Sun Aug 11, 2013 01:31:30
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I pee standing up.


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Posted on Sun Aug 11, 2013 01:47:04
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I pee sideways


So I'm not the only one

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Posted on Sun Aug 11, 2013 01:54:53
By GrkManga49 [10856]
By KillerCareBear [56264]
I pee standing up.


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We can't all pee like you, Grk.


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Posted on Sun Aug 11, 2013 02:06:53
By Wasimtec [1713662]
About sweden and its young left people who is trying to bann porn, thats bullshit.
friatider.se is a website with strong hate against any other than the white swedes. If you would like to read more stupid shit about sweden go to "avpixlat.se". Another site that is the racists point of view.
You find anything interesting I can translate it to you, use this for an example : http://www.friatider.se/hudfargen-avgor-valdtaktsbenagenhet


Saying ; "the color of the skin determines the risk of being raped - it has been shown by american studies .
Year 2007 there was 14000 cases of rape against white women made by black men in America. The same year there was 0 rapes made by white men against black women - according to the FBI. "



As you can see, bullshit at its finest


They're feminists, why the hell did they let them rule their country, everyone knows that feminists are man hating twits.


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