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Thread created on Mon Jul 22, 2013 15:08:48
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So today I thought, hey it's nice weather lets go down the beach. I didn't even give a shit that I was going alone, I just wanted to get down there and socialise with people.
I parked up and found a lovely bench on the front, people walking by and I had a lovely sea breeze through my freshly conditioned luscious locks. Initially I was planning to chat up some girls or something, because lately I have been watching Pick Up Artists on Youtube but I didn't have the guts, so I sat and pretended to be busy on my phone aha

Anyway, 15:00 came and I started seeing an influx of hot totty on the beach and walking past me, so there's me sitting there in pure bliss with sea breeze massaging my scalp enjoying the site of this young totty walking past in their short jean shorts that seem to be in fashion. I mean, I know about fashion but I am pretty sure you don't see people walking around Milan with half their ass out. I am not complaining though.
Picture of my vantage point:
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Few stragglers in the water but the main attractions for me were people walking past.

I'm pretty sure that is a piece of fresh tot though on her own in the water on the right.

So I sat there for a good 30 minutes people watching and enjoying the day. 2 girls sat on the bench next to me and they were just gossiping and that, I tried to make myself look cool by like going on my Google Adsense account on my phone as if I was earning money whilst sitting there I'm not sure if they noticed what I was doing but it did make me feel confident about myself!

So after they left I decided any longer and I would likely be rounded up and taken to the station for questioning, so I cut my losses, came home and here I am now

Thank god the the lovely sun giving us these opportunities and sights though!.
So how are you enjoying the weather!?

Peace

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:11:02
I HAVE TO MOW THE LAWN TODAY DAMNIT I WISH IT WASNT SO HOT OUT I HATE YOU SUN!!!!
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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:11:41
You only got 1 pair of trousers?and barefoot in shoes?oh brah..dude..come on.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:12:45
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You only got 1 pair of trousers?


I am wearing this strange item of clothing known as 'shorts'

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:14:19
bollocks,you just rolled em up and took the picture in front of the folds..yer tramp.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:15:41
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bollocks,you just rolled em up and took the picture in front of the folds..yer tramp.


I can assure you the cuff of my trousers would not go over my calves let alone my quads.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:18:32
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bollocks,you just rolled em up and took the picture in front of the folds..yer tramp.


I can assure you the cuff of my trousers would not go over my calves let alone my quads.

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lying tramp brah..u iz

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:23:00
Why do you wear smart black shoes to the beach?

And why were you staring at the bodies of underage girls?

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:23:54
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Why do you wear smart black shoes to the beach?

And why were you staring at the bodies of underage girls?


I can answer the first,he has one set of clothes brah

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:32:17
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Why do you wear smart black shoes to the beach?

And why were you staring at the bodies of underage girls?


They're not black. It's a shame I didn't get them in the shot more, these are my much loved natorious tassel'd loafers

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:35:58
F*cking hell, did you just admit you're a paedophile?

Staring at 15 year olds is seriously uncool.

R- for being a paedo.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:40:13
HEADLINE ''Scruffy weedy tramp abducts school girl''

Heard it hear first yo.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:44:43
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F*cking hell, did you just admit you're a paedophile?

Staring at 15 year olds is seriously uncool.

R- for being a paedo.


16 yr olds I think that makes em.

Anyway, I have removed that part just to avoid confusion.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:53:17
You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.

BTW- Did you actually expect gossiping girls to come up and look over your shoulder to verify that you were "earning money"?

What a bunch of hog wash.


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:54:09
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F*cking hell, did you just admit you're a paedophile?

Staring at 15 year olds is seriously uncool.

R- for being a paedo.


16 yr olds I think that makes em.

Anyway, I have removed that part just to avoid confusion.

Peace


No confusion, we all know exactly what you are now.



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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 17:01:45
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HEADLINE ''Scruffy weedy tramp abducts school girl''

Heard it hear first yo.


By _I_ [575607]
F*cking hell, did you just admit you're a paedophile?

Staring at 15 year olds is seriously uncool.

R- for being a paedo.


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Sure is great weather for fishing.


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No confusion, we all know exactly what you are now.



A fisherman?


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 17:12:03
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A fisherman?


He's a slot badger, a two pin DIN plug, a bush dodger, a small bean regarder, a unabummer, a nut administrator, a bent ref, he's the crazy world of Arthur Brown, a fence foal, a free willy, a chimney bottler, a bunty man, a shrub rocketeer. The list goes on.


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 17:37:31
Troll or no troll..guys a gypo

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 18:38:22
I hate the sun I hate warm weather
It has been over 2 weeks since i have had a decent nights sleep.
I have literally been living off 1-2 hours sleep a night.
Bring back the snow!

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 18:54:21
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I hate the sun I hate warm weather
It has been over 2 weeks since i have had a decent nights sleep.
I have literally been living off 1-2 hours sleep a night.
Bring back the snow!


I'm with this fella ^^^^^


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 18:54:29
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F*cking hell, did you just admit you're a paedophile?

Staring at 15 year olds is seriously uncool.

R- for being a paedo.


16 yr olds I think that makes em.

Anyway, I have removed that part just to avoid confusion.

Peace


No confusion, we all know exactly what you are now.



I thought everyone was aware of that just by the looks of his old sig.

Yes i am enjoying this fine weather as well. Would suite me just fine if i never experienced another cold day in my life.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:10:39
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You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.

BTW- Did you actually expect gossiping girls to come up and look over your shoulder to verify that you were "earning money"?

What a bunch of hog wash.


Actually that is a relaxed calve and sideways, they are pretty big when I actually put some weight on them, e.g. stand up. Calves are supposed to be in proportion with arms and mine are at the moment.

Also, I don't care what you think, I know girls are turned on by money and if they saw me earning money, well...you're a bright guy.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:26:23
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You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.

BTW- Did you actually expect gossiping girls to come up and look over your shoulder to verify that you were "earning money"?

What a bunch of hog wash.


Actually that is a relaxed calve and sideways, they are pretty big when I actually put some weight on them, e.g. stand up. Calves are supposed to be in proportion with arms and mine are at the moment.

Also, I don't care what you think, I know girls are turned on by money and if they saw me earning money, well...you're a bright guy.

Peace


Simple enough to prove, just post a picture of you in the octagon during your UFC days, and post a picture of your calves with "some weight on them", and we the citizens of Torn will judge whether they are as puny as they seem.

Also, most rich guys don't sit on public beach benches... they cruise by on their yachts.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:36:45
need to work on your tan. =P

and quit sitting on lonely benches at the beach creeping on women like some kind of old pervert. all those girls around you, and you didn't go splash in the water with them? embark in conversation instead of going to your phone and acting like a hotshot money man.

be playful, but respectful. enjoy having fun and smiling. don't let your wallet build confidence. just be real. let yourself open up to conversation. then bring us boys back some real pictures instead of your hairy ghost white leg.. hehe


i'm just some bum ass guitarist who races dirtbikes. i don't have much money cuz of living and hobby expenses. i'm not jacked up, and have alot of scars from crashes back in the day. but i have no problem getting chased around by girls even tho i don't sleep with them.


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 19:43:56
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Also, I don't care what you think, I know girls are turned on by money


Yeah, I imagine 15 year olds are easily impressed.


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:52:54
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You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.



Pretty much sums up what I was thinking. I think he's been skipping leg month tbh

legs like a sparrow. i doubt you've ever kicked anything with those scrawny things. One good boot and you'd snap like a green twig.



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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 22:57:21
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You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.



Pretty much sums up what I was thinking. I think he's been skipping leg month tbh

legs like a sparrow. i doubt you've ever kicked anything with those scrawny things. One good boot and you'd snap like a green twig.



Haha I love how you're judging from a 2D picture of me sitting with my leg up. Calves are 17 inches, arms are currently small as shit, quads are around 26, last time I measured. I'm not massive but I definitely don't have 'legs of a sparrow'

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 23:05:05

perhaps it's just the lighting but that photo doesn't seem to be all that sunny ... and then again it might just be the proverbial english summer

as for the english tan .. well, that's equally proverbial isn't it ?

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 23:05:34
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You really shouldn't be skipping leg day... those calves of yours could use a bunch of work. It is definite that your UFC days are behind you, lol.



Pretty much sums up what I was thinking. I think he's been skipping leg month tbh

legs like a sparrow. i doubt you've ever kicked anything with those scrawny things. One good boot and you'd snap like a green twig.



Haha I love how you're judging from a 2D picture of me sitting with my leg up. Calves are 17 inches, arms are currently small as shit, quads are around 26, last time I measured. I'm not massive but I definitely don't have 'legs of a sparrow'

Peace


no, you're right. Sparrow legs are wrong. at 17"(yeah....sure) you're more likely to resemble an anorexic stick insect. No wonder you don't have the confidence to chat up any of those schoolgirls walking past you.

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Posted on Tue Jul 23, 2013 01:32:27
Those stragglers have the honour of being in one of ED's photos.
BTW cool shoes ED!

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Posted on Tue Jul 23, 2013 01:37:37
Sun causes skin cancer, but i do appreciate the tan on your leg.
I have been enjoying the sun by sitting down under the old oak tree at the bottom of the park reading fascinating books about peoples different opinions on life

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