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Your doctor enters the room. He looks like he is bracing for the worst.
"You have problems with your white blood cells. They will attack your red blood cells unless you have a constant supply of peanut butter in your body."
You will DIE if you don't eat at least TWO CUPS of PEANUT BUTTER a day.
The peanut butter can be eaten in any way as long as it's peanut butter!

How long will you survive? Will you be peanut buttered out?

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 08:25:46
Hopefully I survive long enough to get a 2nd opinion, clearly that doctor doesn't know what he's talking about.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 08:37:02

By Carrot [276687]
How long will you survive?


On two cups a day, at around 3000 calories & 400% of your daily recommended fat intake?

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I think cranky white blood cells are going to be the least of your problems.


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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 09:14:33
I love peanut butter. Two cups sounds like a walk in the kitchen.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:02:17

Or, perhaps, a roll...

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:38:42
I have 6 tablespoons of peanut butter a day.. Bulking ftw.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:52:44
Also what type of peanut butter are you talking about and does it have to be peanut butter or would just eating peanuts do?

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:53:48
I had a phase of eating peanut butter but I haven't eaten any recently....
If it's the one with mashed up peanuts then I'll happily eat it.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 13:16:13
That peanut butter in the first post looks like the icky kind. I only like peanut butter that is just crushed peanuts and is chunky. I do not like all those other peanut butters or peanut spreads.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 13:23:57
I'd just eat reeces pieces all day

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 14:40:52
I think I'd rather die than become obese with diabetes.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 16:06:43
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I have 6 tablespoons of peanut butter a day.. Bulking ftw.


Touche.

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Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2013 17:42:58
i don't think i'd last 2 days o.o

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 00:34:14
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Hopefully I survive long enough to get a 2nd opinion, clearly that doctor doesn't know what he's talking about.


this guy funny lol



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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 00:44:14
mmmmm, Reese's Peanut Butter cups. I could eat those all day long.

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 00:54:43
Crunchy peanut butter, son. Easily done.

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 00:55:03
id die straight away im alergic to penut butter

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 01:05:32
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id die straight away im alergic to penut butter


Wow, talk about being screwed.

I'd die fairly quickly too. Peanut butter is tolerable but not something I could eat every day in large amounts.

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 01:13:38
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id die straight away im alergic to penut butter


Wow, talk about being screwed.

I'd die fairly quickly too. Peanut butter is tolerable but not something I could eat every day in large amounts.

not sure what im alergic to in it as can eat peanuts lol
maybe something else in it


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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 02:00:16
Wait... Shouldn't this be in Food & Health?

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 04:03:27
I know a guy that did 6 months inside and all he ate was p-nut butter and jelly sandwiches purchased thru the commissary and he came out with 20 lbs more ripped muscle than he went in.


Maybe a thought for EDs bulking cycle

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 07:15:03
Mix it with 1/2 cup of honey and have it each morning with Volvic Revive for breakfast. You'll be fine, because of the volcanicity.

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Posted on Wed Jul 24, 2013 14:07:50
May be that doctor precribed any one of these with the first one but you got the wrong one.

1) Peanut Butter
2) Peanut + Butter
3) Pee + Nut + Butter
4) Pee + Nut + Butt + errr...

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Posted on Thu Jul 25, 2013 19:48:12
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May be that doctor precribed any one of these with the first one but you got the wrong one.

1) Peanut Butter
2) Peanut + Butter
3) Pee + Nut + Butter
4) Pee + Nut + Butt + errr...


I don't even want to.....what?

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Posted on Fri Jul 26, 2013 13:49:31
now i'm hungry...

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Posted on Fri Jul 26, 2013 14:06:36
When I was in bed last night I was staring up at the ceiling and I asked myself the very same question..

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Posted on Fri Jul 26, 2013 17:38:44
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mmmmm, Reese's Peanut Butter cups. I could eat those all day long.


Agreed!

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Posted on Fri Jul 26, 2013 19:09:06
May god have mercy on us all.

I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUDDER!

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Posted on Fri Jul 26, 2013 19:17:41
I just had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. mmmm

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Posted on Mon Aug 05, 2013 19:16:25
Never had it. I have heard stories about it though. Is it really salty?

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Posted on Tue Aug 06, 2013 01:02:54

By Rorawok [1499498]
Never had it. I have heard stories about it though. Is it really salty?


Are we still talking about peanut butter, or have we moved on?


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