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Thread created on Sat Jul 13, 2013 14:19:55
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The past few days everyone on torn (well people i'v come across) have been soo moody
God damn
Here's a little joke to cheer you all up

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.





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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 15:49:03
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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 17:10:11
Hehehe...

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 17:32:23
lol cheer up guys

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 17:43:05
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 17:51:55
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.


i think this was the best one

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:00:16
:o

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:02:00
Whoa cool I'm gonna eat more grapes, I didn't know there was wine inside!

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:11:38
The Russian Federation decided to issue ID papers to all Chukchi people.
Since on Chukchi Peninsula there is only one photographer, he soon get bored with doing photos of all the people there.
He came up with idea, that if all the Chukchi look the same, he will do only one photo, and then copy for everyone.
One day a mad costumere entered his office and said:
"Its not a photo of me!"
- Why not? - asked photographer - Isnt that your face?
"Yeah the face is mine, but the fufajka is not mine!"



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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:23:50
By Larten_Crepsley [1569797]
The past few days everyone on torn (well people i'v come across) have been soo moody
God damn
Here's a little joke to cheer you all up

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.





Wow. I can't believe you've got the cheek to post something like this.

Grape? Nice try, but clearly you're trying to be subtle and make a joke about rape. Which is over the line and I'm not going to stand here and allow something like this to slide.

They let out a little wine? Oh, you mean whine of course. I'm shocked that there's people like you who think it's acceptable to call rape victims whiners. Clearly someone you know has never been the victim of rape. If you knew how it felt I doubt you'd be sitting here making such tasteless jokes.

Rape is a serious crime and not something for you to just make jokes about the forums. Honestly, don't try something like this again because I'll be here to give you hell for it. I suggest you edit your post right now and remove the filth.

Did I do a good job of portraying the typical unreasonably moody poster?

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:25:22
Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he felt like it.

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 18:51:59
Why did the girl fall off her swing?

Because her dad threw a fridge at her.

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Posted on Sat Jul 13, 2013 21:07:29
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By Larten_Crepsley [1569797]
The past few days everyone on torn (well people i'v come across) have been soo moody
God damn
Here's a little joke to cheer you all up

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.





Wow. I can't believe you've got the cheek to post something like this.

Grape? Nice try, but clearly you're trying to be subtle and make a joke about rape. Which is over the line and I'm not going to stand here and allow something like this to slide.

They let out a little wine? Oh, you mean whine of course. I'm shocked that there's people like you who think it's acceptable to call rape victims whiners. Clearly someone you know has never been the victim of rape. If you knew how it felt I doubt you'd be sitting here making such tasteless jokes.

Rape is a serious crime and not something for you to just make jokes about the forums. Honestly, don't try something like this again because I'll be here to give you hell for it. I suggest you edit your post right now and remove the filth.

Did I do a good job of portraying the typical unreasonably moody poster?



Pretty well

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 00:33:51
By TheDarkLegacy [1712562]
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.


Knock knock

Who's there?

Not the boy because hr got hit by a bus.

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 01:02:39
Three drunk guys enter a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, let it run for a minute and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said "Thank you" and the 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But when he asked "What was that for?" the 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 01:10:40
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Three drunk guys enter a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, let it run for a minute and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination".
The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said "Thank you" and the 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But when he asked "What was that for?" the 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"


Haha omg this ones good !

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 02:26:46
Why did maria fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms

Knock Knock

Who's there

Not maria...

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 02:41:11
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Whoa cool I'm gonna eat more grapes, I didn't know there was wine inside!


/facepalm

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 02:43:47
Two flies on a bit of shit, one farts and the other says "Do you mind not doing that I'm trying to f**king eat over here!!"

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 02:49:48
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Whoa cool I'm gonna eat more grapes, I didn't know there was wine inside!


/facepalm


If only I had known when I was 16!



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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 02:50:18
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 03:00:36
How do you make a woman moan for hours after having sex?

Wipe your d*** on the curtains

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:21:48
That made me smile.

Interested in having a signature at very cheap price. PM me if you are able to help.
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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 13:10:31
Why did the spring roll file a restraining order?

Because of the Peking duck...





Suit yourselves...

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 14:28:32
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Why did maria fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms

Knock Knock

Who's there

Not maria...


Because she's got no arms!

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 15:55:43
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Why did maria fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms

Knock Knock

Who's there

Not maria...


Because she's got no arms!


no shit

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 16:10:13
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Why did the spring roll file a restraining order?

Because of the Peking duck...





Suit yourselves...


This made me smile.

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 18:04:38
2 blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would see the door.



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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 18:24:20
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.

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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 18:58:56
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How do you make a woman moan for hours after having sex?

Wipe your d*** on the curtains



Best yet I'd say actually made me lol


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Posted on Sun Jul 14, 2013 20:28:20
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That made me smile.


Glad it did bro !

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