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Thread created on Fri Jun 14, 2013 19:48:36
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before you - and queues in banks can be long, has definetely dressed to be noticed. About 25, good figure.

Cocktail dress straight out of the fifties.
Zipper not pulled down to cover all that much.
Long legs in stockings. Loooong legs.
Wiggliest bum in town.

You are behind her - what do you do during the 30 minutes you are waiting behind her.
(; She is talking to her date for the night on the phone. );

What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.


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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 20:52:53
Probably would start a forum thread on Torn mobile about it.


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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 20:55:53
Call my gf and be even louder and maybe more graphic on the phone. I really can't stand people on phones when they know other people will be forced to listen to them for a bit.

OR...

Get to the front and find it's a guy lol

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 20:58:30
I would amaze her with my torn city wealth and skills and she would ditch her date.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:00:00
I'd find a bank where I don't have to stand in line for 30 minutes.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:04:26
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I';d find a bank where I don';t have to stand in line for 30 minutes.


^that. I'd either come back later, or get my accountant to deal with it.

If I absolutely, positively had to stay there, I'd probably spend the time dicking around on my phone, same as everyone else.


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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:12:23
I'd cop a quick feel and then blame that guy writing about it on torn on his mobile

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:17:32
Amazingly enough, in real life, most people just make snide comments.

As for me, I simply enjoyed the view.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:22:39
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As for me, I simply enjoyed the view.


this.
But a good way to draw people attention and have some fun along with it is to start singing quietly and make some subtle barely noticable dance moves to the tune you are singing (;or maybe mumbling to describe it better); and share a bit smile with everyone looking the strange way at you;

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:52:58
Take photos and upload them to Torn forums.

Because lets face it... pics or it didn't happen. (;Videos are also an acceptable form of proof);



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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 21:56:18
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Take photos and upload them to Torn forums.

Because lets face it... pics or it didn';t happen. (;;Videos are also an acceptable form of proof);;



By what particular right do you take pictures of people without theit permission?
Are you criminal who needs caging up?

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 22:00:57
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Take photos and upload them to Torn forums.

Because lets face it... pics or it didn';;t happen. (;;;Videos are also an acceptable form of proof);;;



By what particular right do you take pictures of people without theit permission?
Are you criminal who needs caging up?


Uhh, what right do you have to NOT take their photo? As long as it's not a member of the Armed forces or Police, they don't have a say in it.

And Yes. I do need to be caged up.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 22:10:46
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Take photos and upload them to Torn forums.

Because lets face it... pics or it didn';;;t happen. (;;;;Videos are also an acceptable form of proof);;;;



By what particular right do you take pictures of people without theit permission?
Are you criminal who needs caging up?


Uhh, what right do you have to NOT take their photo? As long as it';s not a member of the Armed forces or Police, they don';t have a say in it.

And Yes. I do need to be caged up.


If you take a person's picture - much less publish it - you breach their privacy.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 22:36:10
Since when was breaching privacy illegal?

Oh yeah, it isn't. How do you think Paparazzi make a living?

Morally wrong... maybe. Illegal? No.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 22:41:03
Twiddle my thumbs nervously, play with my phone, sneak peeks every now and then trying not to stare.

Mostly though I';ve never had to wait that long at my bank. There is, however, a rather good looking lady banker that likes to straddle that line between professional and flirtatious. It';s both an ego booster, and good spank bank material when she helps me. Unfortunately she';s got a ring on the right finger, so I know she';s not actually flirting but rather trying to make sales.

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Since when was breaching privacy illegal?

Oh yeah, it isn';t. How do you think Paparazzi make a living?

Morally wrong... maybe. Illegal? No.


Exactly. The website "people of walmart" comes to mind immediately when discussing that subject.

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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 23:43:55
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Since when was breaching privacy illegal?

Oh yeah, it isn';t. How do you think Paparazzi make a living?

Morally wrong... maybe. Illegal? No.


I do not see where the maybe enters the equation.



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Posted on Fri Jun 14, 2013 23:52:46
Uncomfortably hold back laughter, occasionally guffawing in her general direction, until she turns around to confront you. At this point, you should remove your shoe, to reveal a carefully inserted miniature feather duster.

Declare "Best £15 I ever spent. Would you like to be the best £20?" And take your ruthless beating like a man.

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:07:20

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:08:12
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Uncomfortably hold back laughter, occasionally guffawing in her general direction, until she turns around to confront you. At this point, you should remove your shoe, to reveal a carefully inserted miniature feather duster.

Declare ";Best £15 I ever spent. Would you like to be the best £20?"; And take your ruthless beating like a man.


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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:31:06
So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do? Oh wait scrap that, I forgot that NR is only for prepubesent males to post shit about womens asses and tits that they will never have a hope of meeting in real life but I suppose they have to get their wank fodder somewhere, is red-tube down or something? maybe it is suffering from a DDick attack or something where all the little boys masturbating blew their load after a few seconds and it overloaded their servers

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DarthBrogo

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:33:09
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do? Oh wait scrap that, I forgot that NR is only for prepubesent males to post shit about womens asses and tits that they will never have a hope of meeting in real life but I suppose they have to get their wank fodder somewhere, is red-tube down or something? maybe it is suffering from a DDick attack or something where all the little boys masturbating blew their load after a few seconds and it overloaded their servers


Taking your entire opinion I would say:;


Obvious troll is obvious.

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:34:10
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do?


Sorry but "hung like a donkey" isn't a valid description.

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:39:31
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do? Oh wait scrap that, I forgot that NR is only for prepubesent males to post shit about womens asses and tits that they will never have a hope of meeting in real life but I suppose they have to get their wank fodder somewhere, is red-tube down or something? maybe it is suffering from a DDick attack or something where all the little boys masturbating blew their load after a few seconds and it overloaded their servers


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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:51:28
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do? Oh wait scrap that, I forgot that NR is only for prepubesent males to post shit about womens asses and tits that they will never have a hope of meeting in real life but I suppose they have to get their wank fodder somewhere, is red-tube down or something? maybe it is suffering from a DDick attack or something where all the little boys masturbating blew their load after a few seconds and it overloaded their servers


Taking your entire opinion I would say:;


Obvious troll is obvious.


Oh sorry, is this a thread about girls you'd like to masturbate over? totally missed that from your op.



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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:56:50
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do?


Sorry but ";hung like a donkey"; isn';t a valid description.


Would "Has a dick so long you could put a hook on the end and go fly fishing with it" be a better description?



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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 00:58:43
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So this guy in a queue, in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, massive body, really cute face and it is obvious he is hung like a donkey so what would you do? Oh wait scrap that, I forgot that NR is only for prepubesent males to post shit about womens asses and tits that they will never have a hope of meeting in real life but I suppose they have to get their wank fodder somewhere, is red-tube down or something? maybe it is suffering from a DDick attack or something where all the little boys masturbating blew their load after a few seconds and it overloaded their servers


Taking your entire opinion I would say:;;;


Obvious troll is obvious.


Oh sorry, is this a thread about girls you';;d like to masturbate over? totally missed that from your op.


Ah, you confirm that you are a troll.



What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.

I suppose I had not considered masturbation under something else.


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Jenocide

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 01:21:51
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Ah, you confirm that you are a troll.



What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.

I suppose I had not considered masturbation under something else.


So you create a thread that is totally directed towards the male obsession with their penis and call me a ";troll"; when I question the validity of it as a thread on a unisex forum? just goes to show that happiness really is a boy with his new found toy at puberty.



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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 01:23:52
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By DarthBrogo [21801]

Ah, you confirm that you are a troll.



What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.

I suppose I had not considered masturbation under something else.


So you create a thread that is totally directed towards the male obsession with their penis and call me a ";troll"; when I question the validity of it as a thread on a unisex forum? just goes to show that happiness really is a boy with his new found toy at puberty.



Who gives a crap? Why are you so judgmental?

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 01:29:19
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By DarthBrogo [21801]

Ah, you confirm that you are a troll.



What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.

I suppose I had not considered masturbation under something else.


So you create a thread that is totally directed towards the male obsession with their penis and call me a ";;troll";; when I question the validity of it as a thread on a unisex forum? just goes to show that happiness really is a boy with his new found toy at puberty.



so go create your own shit then, instead of hijacking this one to claim some sort of divine justice you feel is in order

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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 01:57:04
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By Jenocide [1282365]
By DarthBrogo [21801]

Ah, you confirm that you are a troll.



What do you do?

-Snide comments
-Look the other way
-Feast your eyes.
-Chuckle
-something else.

I suppose I had not considered masturbation under something else.


So you create a thread that is totally directed towards the male obsession with their penis and call me a ";;;troll";;; when I question the validity of it as a thread on a unisex forum? just goes to show that happiness really is a boy with his new found toy at puberty.



Who gives a crap? Why are you so judgmental?



Technically speaking I could give about 50 reasons but in this case it's easier to just say it's because I'm bored and it's fun.



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Posted on Sat Jun 15, 2013 02:06:36

Who knew that even good ole masturbation was fraught with such ponderous sociological baggage?

Another thing to fill my life with ennui.


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