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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 08:04:49
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Wow, I actually read this thread

o_O


That's cause it's Zeds thread baby, Zeds thread.

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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 10:27:20
Looks like you missed out on your childhood and possibly your teens Zeds.

First off. Who did you take to the fair? Your kid?
Did you go by yourself?

Secondly the girl was just having a laugh. Or maybe she was making fun of you. lighten up a bit mate.

Go mad every now and then. get drunk and do stupid things.

If you are worried about the taste of hot dog in your mouth after you kissed her then going down on a girl is not for you.

You could be a rl version of the guy in the movie called "40 year old virgin "


Funny story though. R+




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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 11:30:05
A fat Samoan prostitud offered to suck my balls outside a library once.

Interested in having a signature at very cheap price. PM me if you are able to help.
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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 11:34:31
^^
Above my post reminded me a question.

Ques: If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission,would it be rape or shoplifting ?

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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 11:44:46
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Looks like you missed out on your childhood and possibly your teens Zeds.

First off. Who did you take to the fair? Your kid?
Did you go by yourself?

Secondly the girl was just having a laugh. Or maybe she was making fun of you. lighten up a bit mate.

Go mad every now and then. get drunk and do stupid things.

If you are worried about the taste of hot dog in your mouth after you kissed her then going down on a girl is not for you.

You could be a rl version of the guy in the movie called "40 year old virgin "


Funny story though. R+




He said he went to the fair to win cheap toys for his dog, which I completely understand because dog toys are becoming really expensive!

He doesn't want to have his first kiss with a probably sti infested rat? What's wrong with that? Nor, am I guessing does he want to get wild and have sex with random women?!



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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 11:57:46
Dogs dont need toys. A stick was always good enough for my dogs. Maybe the odd tennis ball.

Im just saying loosen up a bit.

Also he said if he kissed her he might get arrested so he is old enough for this not to be his first kiss.

Also there is nothing wrong woth having sex with random women. Just wear a helmet.

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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 12:21:12
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Dogs dont need toys. A stick was always good enough for my dogs. Maybe the odd tennis ball.

Im just saying loosen up a bit.

Also he said if he kissed her he might get arrested so he is old enough for this not to be his first kiss.

Also there is nothing wrong woth having sex with random women. Just wear a helmet.


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First off that would not want to be a moment that I would remember as a first kiss.




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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 13:07:41
:(

My bad Dr Z.

I stick by way i said though.

What age are you anyway?

Also i just thought for a dec. Maybe you are gay. Are u?

Its totally cool if you are. Being gay is in this decade.
Its almost fashionable to be gay nowadays


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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 14:20:30
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By KarmaCop [365532]
Wow, I actually read this thread

o_O


That's cause it's Zeds thread baby, Zeds thread.


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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 14:24:03
By Hades [1728299]
:(

My bad Dr Z.

I stick by way i said though.

What age are you anyway?

Also i just thought for a dec. Maybe you are gay. Are u?

Its totally cool if you are. Being gay is in this decade.
Its almost fashionable to be gay nowadays


I'm cool with it, as long it doesn't turn mandatory or anything

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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 14:39:36
Sticks are for outside, You do not want a dog to be playing with a stick inside. The one dog you did not want to play with a stick with her outside either. She would whack you in the knees, She did not like little sticks she carried around big branches.

No I am not gay, well sometimes in the original sense of the word though not what it means today.

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Posted on Wed May 22, 2013 19:25:59
Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 08:41:52
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Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?


You make a valiant point. That being said. What are your standards?

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 08:51:53
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Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?


You make a valiant point. That being said. What are your standards?


I have none when it comes to you, GrkBaby.

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 10:50:21
id smooch you for that stuffed toy :3

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 11:09:50
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Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?


Why can't the guy just do what he wants to do?

Because people are sheep. And expect you to conform and be a sheep as well.

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 11:58:05
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Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?


You make a valiant point. That being said. What are your standards?


I have none when it comes to you, GrkBaby.


lmao what about me?

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 16:13:35
Even less for you, Noc! Well, if you can have less than none.

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 17:26:59
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Even less for you, Noc! Well, if you can have less than none.


well eff you to no more penis for you!
time to take my balls where there appreciated!

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Posted on Thu May 23, 2013 17:45:43
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Why can't a guy have standards? If a woman had refused to kiss a strange man at a fair, nobody would bash her or call her gay. In fact, you'd be talking about what a creep the guy was. Why the double standards? Does DrZed have to be a stereotypical man-whore?


You make a valiant point. That being said. What are your standards?


I have none when it comes to you, GrkBaby.


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Even less for you, Noc! Well, if you can have less than none.


well eff you to no more penis for you!
time to take my balls where there appreciated!


I heard in Japan they worship Racoons with giant balls. If you stop shaving for a few days and use some paint creatively, I'm sure you'll fit just right in.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 00:43:31
All this just makes me want to crowd source some cash for Zeds forthcoming New Hampshire Zumba class!


That, or chew toys.


Either way:

Better off Zed.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 03:01:19
Is she.... not good looking?

Check out my Bazaar !
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