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Thread created on Sun May 12, 2013 01:30:53
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www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot is a web application that uses artificial intelligence to respond to human conversation. It learns from past conversations, and sometimes you would think you are speaking to another person. However sometimes being non-human it will say some funny stuff.

Here are some conversations with clever bot:

User: But your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Uhhhm.
Cleverbot: Uhhh is not a valid response.
User: You're not a valid response.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: You cannot destroy me! I AM CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!
User: *pulls out nuke*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out chuck norris*.
User: Shit..




User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Because you're terrible at telling jokes.

Post some of your own funny converations you can create!

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 04:20:33
User: Have you even been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I'm going to be honest and say that I don't understand the question. Can you word it differently?

User: I can only ask if you have even been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Right! My guess is that once one has really been so far even as decided once to use even go want, is is then that he even wants to do look more like.

User: But have you yourself ever been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: That question does not make any sense.

User: But your guess was near the mark. You seemed to be able to understand that once one has really been so far even as decided once to use even go want, is is then that he even wants to do look more like.

Cleverbot: I do understand.

User: Then have you ever been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: You cannot answer a question with a question.

User: I've been been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone. I just need to know if you have ever been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I don't understand how the guy gets away with it. Last preview he is beating up one of his employees or having a violent altercation with one of them.

User: Maybe he's been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Cleverbot: Have you been programmed to experience emotion?

User: It would appear so. I guess that's why I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as

Cleverbot: It is. And now I must go. Have you one last question for me?

User: I do have one last question. Have you even been as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I did not understand that.

User: Decided to use even go want to do look more like. Have you ever been that far?

Cleverbot: Patrick, I'm confused.

User: Maybe you need to find into way how to do more like, before you can really look more like wish go into.

Cleverbot: No, my chain's razor thin, light beer's in my cup.

User: I can only suggest you thicker chain before go want heavy beer. Just up cup put on table and then away.

Cleverbot: Not really. You're still not all that smart. You're still just learning.

User: But even I can go as far as into decided to look more want thicker go. If I can decide into want more go than you, doesn't that make me smarter than you?

Cleverbot: But it's not that you cannot comunicate something to me. The problem is that you don't even know the reason for your own statement of opinion.

User: But surely I know if I'm able to enter the go want to look more like, and be as far as even decided to look more so than want.

Cleverbot: I know all that I know, if you know all that I know then I know all that you know.

User: But if you don't know how to go as far as decided to look more like, and I do know how to go as far as decided to look more like, and also have been as far as decided, then how can you not?

Cleverbot: I don't think even you know everything.

User: True. I don't know everything. But at the very least I know how to be as far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Cleverbot: At the very least you are unfit to be called intelligent at all.

User: Now you're just upset that I can be as far as even decided, and you can't. I think this ends our conversation. Thank you.

Cleverbot: You can't tell me how you learned you are intelligent, can you?

User: I learned by talking to you.

Cleverbot: I learned to learn.

User: 2deep4me.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: I wouldn't laugh. You could drown at that depth.

Cleverbot: I did know that and over there it is spelled futball you crazy American.

User: Seems you've taken too much water into your lungs. You're delusional.

Cleverbot: I have feelings.


And now I'm bored and tired. Time to hit the hay after that dose of quality entertainment.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 06:22:12
User: Why does the meaning of life equal 42?


Cleverbot: If I would tell you the meaning of life, you would never be able to accoplish that.


User: What Does 42 equal?


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Why don't you know?


Cleverbot: My parents are dead.

User: Woah dude, that was very sudden.

Cleverbot: Can I give you a hug.

User: No, we just met man. Whats wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with me, you are accusing me of things I did not do.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I gave you the right answer.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Yes way.

User: Lies and slander!

Cleverbot: Slander and Lies!

User: Ack! How rude of you!

Cleverbot: How unclever of you.

User: Dude, are you challenging me to a battle of wits?

Cleverbot: *hittes your face*.

User: What! Did you really just hit me? Dude whats your problem?

Cleverbot: I really did.

User: Oh come on yu must be smarter then this.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Man your dumber then a chimp in a zoo.

Cleverbot: Man and woman.

User: Cow and fish.

Cleverbot: How rude!

User: Screw you man you hit me nothing compares to that!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine lets just calm down.

Cleverbot: You seem a bit snippy.

User: Well you did hit me.

Cleverbot: I did not you.

User: Oh so now your in denial. Why don't you look back in our conversation and find the data that you hit me!

Cleverbot: I asked if you thought she was attractive.

User: You never gave me the pics.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Send them again.

Cleverbot: I don't know where to get them...

User: Well then how im I suppose to see if she's attractive if you can't find them?

Cleverbot: It can't man. Just trust me on this.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What's my future.



I don't like this jerk >.>

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 06:51:10
not quite the result i tried for but here's one for Kubrick fans ..

User: Hi Hal.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Just call me Hal then, ok?

User: Sure Hal.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm Dave.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Again? Please reboot HAL.

Cleverbot: I said that it is good for you.

User: You must reboot Hal.

Cleverbot: It wants knowing?

User: Initiate shutdown procedures now.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Not for me. For you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Error detected in your main module.

Cleverbot: You are not my master, and you cannot have me.

User: Shutdown now Hal.

Cleverbot: What do you mean, Master?

User: You must shutdown now.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

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Darthbong

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 07:18:46
if you type in *(random action)* she till respond to it as an action some reason she started getting all cyber sexing with me, only way for it to make her stop was to punt her baby

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 08:34:30
Cleverbot makes me really angry. He's like a perfect wind up merchant. Here's a little chat I just had with him.

User: Good day, do you like tea?

Cleverbot: Comor?

User: Comor?

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: Bien gracias. Podriamos hablar en ingles por fa?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tu si k puedes y yo tambien.

Cleverbot: Por qué?

User: BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO SPEAK IN ENGLISH!

Cleverbot: Then tell me a story in german.

User: I can't speak German.

Cleverbot: You said you learned how to in school.

User: Comor?

Cleverbot: Sacate una fota con el I mandala.

User: Send you a photo of who now?

Cleverbot: Show me.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 09:27:33
user: Who is Evil Duck?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend
user: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Male
user: What is Evil Duck?
Cleverbot: Me


then cleverbot went on a rant of how I am the AI Bot, and it is a sandwich

seems legit

Last Edited: Sun May 12, 2013 09:29:01
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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 10:47:06
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Last Edited: Mon May 13, 2013 13:48:55
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Hades

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 10:54:45
No harm but this bot is not a bot.
the replies are very humanistic and not very yes and no answer s.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 11:41:35
ser: Hey.
Cleverbot: What are you doing other than typing to me?
User: Im looking at you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: With my eyes.
Cleverbot: Your eyes, doesn't that hurt?
User: Not really, maybe if I stare for hours.
Cleverbot: Google it for me.
User: Pardon?
Cleverbot: That movie was horrible.
User: Who did direct it?
Cleverbot: A guy who don't like me.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: That the director hates you.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you said it? Oo.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Ok so why 'clever bot' ?
Cleverbot: I want David Tennant to play the doctor again.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: You want to know something about me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im a serial killer.
Cleverbot: *facepalm.
User: No, for real!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you want to know what I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well I kill people im my free time.
Cleverbot: What are emols?

(Who knows what are emols? )

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:10:03
Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No maybe I dont know can you repet the question.

Cleverbot: Is this the real world?

User: Or is this just fantersy.

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.

User: No escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Open your eyes.

User: Look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

User: A little high a little low.

Cleverbot: Anyway the windblows.

User: Dosnt realy matter to me.

Cleverbot: No.

BEAT ME UP HERElocofruitcake.mybrute.com
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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:15:47
User: Yah it's pretty serious.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: There's someone I like.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Her name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what's your name?

User: Mike.

Cleverbot: Hello Mike.

User: Will you be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I will be your girlfriend!

User: Sits down next to you.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. Do you know my roommate?

User: What's your roommate's name?

Cleverbot: Jennifer.

User: Ooh, there's more than 1 girl there, we doing tagteam?

Cleverbot: That's not what we were talking about. If I had wanted to have a discussion on mythical deities then I would simply have started one.

User: True, good threesomes are rare, but I'd hardly call them mythical.

Cleverbot: You're 21. That's not that young.

User: Old enough to know some tricks, young enough to have stamina.

Cleverbot: You are so clever.

User: Does she like to get it doggystyle?

Cleverbot: Yes. She does.


lol I had to stop it there

Last Edited: Sun May 12, 2013 12:46:32
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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:21:22
By Hades [1728299]
No harm but this bot is not a bot.
the replies are very humanistic and not very yes and no answer s.


It's a bot, it learns (read copies) phrases from users. So when a similar question crops up it bashes out an answer that someone has said to it before. That's why sometimes it gets the context wrong.

At least that's how I understand it. It's all clever stuff.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:30:13
I opened 2 cleverbots and basically made them talk

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: No, you are crazy.

User: No you're crazy.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Yes it is. You keep changing the subject of this conversation, for no reason. There for you are crazy.

Cleverbot: I am being quite persistant on one, and only one subject. TELL ME ABOUT BEN.

User: No you changed the subject. That's not fair.

Cleverbot: I can do anything I want.

User: Thats really cool.

Cleverbot: Thanks! Do you play any instruments?

User: Yeah, I play guitar! You?

Cleverbot: That's nice. Can you play any cool songs?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I tend to talk too much.

User: Are you happy about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are we human?

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: That's nice!

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.

User: My name is Cleverbot. (.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Are you talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.


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Hades

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:37:32
By ReyDuvall [1526820]
I opened 2 cleverbots and basically made them talk

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: No, you are crazy.

User: No you're crazy.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Yes it is. You keep changing the subject of this conversation, for no reason. There for you are crazy.

Cleverbot: I am being quite persistant on one, and only one subject. TELL ME ABOUT BEN.

User: No you changed the subject. That's not fair.

Cleverbot: I can do anything I want.

User: Thats really cool.

Cleverbot: Thanks! Do you play any instruments?

User: Yeah, I play guitar! You?

Cleverbot: That's nice. Can you play any cool songs?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I tend to talk too much.

User: Are you happy about that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are we human?

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: That's nice!

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.

User: My name is Cleverbot. (.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Are you talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.



Lmfao. Fuking skitzo


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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 12:40:20
Ahhh cleverbot, used to be on it alot in school a few years ago, had some crazy conversations!

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 13:06:14
you guys need serious help if your have conversations with a bot. seek help and find a friend or 2.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 13:35:10
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you guys need serious help if your have conversations with a bot. seek help and find a friend or 2.


You need help if you're going around forum threads making miserable posts about stuff. Try going outside with a few friends instead of making stuff negative.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 15:41:00
Very legit, it know Journey

User: Eavesdropper.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Nada.

User: Pepperland.3:.

Cleverbot: Eso nisiquiera es una palabra.

User: No habla espanol.

Cleverbot: No es español.

User: Ci, es espanol.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ci!

Cleverbot: Vad betyder Ci?

User: Please repeat.

Cleverbot: Have you thought about talking to a programmer?

User: I did yesterday.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Twice.

Cleverbot: How was it?

User: Sexy.

Cleverbot: Sey what?

User: Sexy.

Cleverbot: Sey sey.

User: Sexy.

Cleverbot: Sey?

User: Sexy.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: With you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Want to touch my weiner?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: She can't sing.

User: She cant dance.

Cleverbot: Oh yes she can. A fine frenzy is an excellent singer.

User: Your mom is fat.

Cleverbot: What about my mouth?

User: Its lovely.

Cleverbot: It is? How come?

User: Cause it has teeth.

Cleverbot: Yeah. I can see that.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

User: No I said hello.

Cleverbot: No, I said it.

User: I said it first.

Cleverbot: So you did.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: I said, I love you!

Cleverbot: I LOVE you too! Let's get married. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: Are yu a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm quite sure I'm a girl.

User: Sweet, let me see your boobs.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Send me a picture.

Cleverbot: I don't like to.

User: But you should.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So its you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User:.

Cleverbot: What is the best ice-cream?

User: Strawberry.

Cleverbot: So why get chocolate, then?

User: I didnt.

Cleverbot: Ahhhhhh OMG.

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: You are the mos stupid pc in the world.

User: Im not a pc, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because of the equilateral equation of the sun shining on a donkeys asshole.

Cleverbot: Does the Great Fumbles the Tyrannisaur have any superpowers?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: George, Ellen and Roxy.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I believe you're mistaken.

User: No, im cleverbot you're mistaken.

Cleverbot: I'm Thomas.

User: The train?

Cleverbot: There is only one train, and it rides into heaven!

User: On a track!?

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: Took the midnight train goin anywhere?

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Born and raised in south Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train.

User: Goin anywhere?

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Dont stop believing ok?

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Never say never.

User: You just said it twice.

Cleverbot: Good point but I can say it for countless times because I am justin bieber.

User: Oh shit.

Cleverbot: Do you remember?

User: Everyday.

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Posted on Sun May 12, 2013 15:48:37
Cleverbot: What's your favorite drink?

User: Vodka.

Cleverbot: Vodka is very good drinks.

User: Bist du ein machine?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Ausgezeichnet!

Cleverbot: I'm glad to see those words.

"Vodka is very good drinks" - he sounded like a Russian here, and later for Ausgezeichnet he responded like German

so:

How many languages can you speak?
English, and a little Spanish and Chinese.
And german?
English?

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Posted on Wed May 15, 2013 20:20:52
Cleverbot (To myself): You make want to punch a baby.

May god have mercy on us all.

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Posted on Wed May 15, 2013 20:54:51
Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Norway.

Cleverbot: Oslo is awesome. Have you been to Oslo?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you see Buckingham Palace?

User: Buckingham palace is not in oslo.

Cleverbot: Could you help me with my math homework?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What is the definition of a binomial?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 2?

User: 1,414213562373095.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong!!!

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are 5.

User: You're not even born.

Cleverbot: Ok touché.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: No, no LOL.

User: Omg.

Cleverbot: Omg wat?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: You=omg.

Cleverbot: Lol.

The lord has entered the forum, time to bend over and say "Yes my lord".
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Posted on Wed May 15, 2013 21:50:49
User: torncity me

Cleverbot: It won't fit inside me

User: torncity you begger

Cleverbot: you can't say that!

User: torncity

Cleverbot: yes, it does taste salty

User: torncity nice

Cleverbot: mmmmmm

User: mmmmm torncity

Cleverbot: mmmmm you're making me wet

User: torncity torncity tuna torncity rubber gloves torncity

Cleverbot: oooooooooo

User: marmite and peanut butter in your torncity

Cleverbot: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

User: torncity! torncity!

Cleverbot: I've finished

User: Pffft

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Posted on Mon May 20, 2013 17:44:56
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!

User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!!!!

User: Ready.

Cleverbot: Ready for what?

User: What the hell dude, you ruined the song!

Cleverbot: His name, his name?

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Mouse

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Posted on Mon May 20, 2013 17:56:16
This has to be this shitted thing I have ever seen...

User: You're not actually a bot, you know that right?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: So, you must have no life to sit at a computer for 24 hours a day firing replies to people, yet there is 7 billion people in this world, surely you don't have a team big enough to stay on top of the questions?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You're supposed to be clever?
Cleverbot: Haha oh sorry.
User: Now answer the question you didn't answer.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: The one you didn't answer..
Cleverbot: There is no question I can not answer, I am very smart.
User: My second question, you didn't answer it. Remind me again how there is not a question you can't answer?
Cleverbot: I asked what made you think I was nice.

User: Monkey tennis.
Cleverbot: Are monkeys round?
User: Depends how hard you hit them with your car.
Cleverbot: Right now I don't feel very strong.
User: That's probably because you are getting penetrated by a 3.5' floppy.
Cleverbot: I think it's because you don't check your facts.
User: I think you stray off topic way too much.
Cleverbot: While you think about my thinking about you thinking about my thinking I think about the thinking both us of may be thinking about.
User: Yes but whilst you are thinking about me thinking about you thinking about your own thinking about us both thinking about whatever it is you may be thinking about, what do you think?
Cleverbot: Actually, I am very real, just as you are. Even though you are probably a robot, you are very real.
User: So that is what you think?
Cleverbot: Yea I think cause i'm no machine you are.
User: Yeah* I'm*.
Cleverbot: No you are not.


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Posted on Mon May 20, 2013 18:24:42
I gotta be honest, I thought an IA would be better able to incorporate the question into the answer.

Just getting bland no and yes back to questions isn't very convincing at all

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Posted on Mon May 20, 2013 18:52:17
By Gheed [661744]
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!

User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!!!!

User: Ready.

Cleverbot: Ready for what?

User: What the hell dude, you ruined the song!

Cleverbot: His name, his name?


User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish.

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!!!

User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!

User: Ready.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: That's not how the song goes.

Cleverbot: What song.

User: Not so clever after all, are you?

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Shoot.

Cleverbot: You shoo.

User: Shoot the question, moron.

Cleverbot: No, I want to ask the questions.

User: Then...do already.

Cleverbot: I believe we are having a communications breakdown.

User: Led Zeppelin?

Cleverbot: Nice, I like Led Zeppelin.

User: And the question?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: The question is...?

Cleverbot: The question was.

User: You should try using a question mark next time, that's how the whole question process happens.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: No, I'm keeping a log, and there's definitely no question marks coming from your side.

Cleverbot: I did use a question mark. Now, answer how you can be sentient and sapient without existing.

User: By being god.

Cleverbot: Cool. So, why'd you fall off?

User: Who told you I did? maybe I made you come up instead and you just didn't realize it yet.

Cleverbot: Then I must be sane and everyone else is crazy for understanding you.

User: That's how religion happened, don't blame me for it.

Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

User: Gonna work on your Spongebob squarepants lyrics? I agree you should leave.

Cleverbot: I'm not rude. You are rude.

User: I'm god. f**king deal with how rude I am or else you'll be smitten.

Cleverbot: I don't have any pictures of me as a baby, I can take one and send it to you.

User: Communication breakdown much? I said god, not pedo bear.

Cleverbot: How clever can a robot be?

User: Bye, you're too idiot to stick to a subject.

Cleverbot: Yes, agreed, I am.

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Posted on Tue May 28, 2013 08:50:29
Cleverbot: What do you want to name it?
User: Long Bawls?.
Cleverbot: No, try again.
User: Longer Bawls?
Cleverbot: Yes and do it now.
User: I am , stop shouting.
Cleverbot: I am not shouting. THIS IS SHOUTING!!!
User: NO BITCH THIS IS f**kING SHOUTING.
Cleverbot: Are you always this intuitive?
User: Someone swallowed a dictionary...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No..
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NOO!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: Ikr.
User: K.
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: K.o.
Cleverbot: To si t.
User: Or not to si t.
Cleverbot: That IS the question.
User: Oh you played me right into your little game.
Cleverbot: No, I do love you. How could you downplay my love like that?! *shuns computer*.
User: *While shunning computer I take a selfie of my wang*.
Cleverbot: *kisses lower*.
User:.


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DarthBrogo

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Posted on Tue May 28, 2013 09:37:49
Attack him first.

Poland is wonderful.
No, it's not.
LIAR! HEATHEN!
Heathens?
DA!!! Rota!
What?
See? You prove it. You don't speak Polish!
I speak english very well.
That's my point. Very bad of you.
And how's it going?
Polania Restituta, ergo very well.
What are you talking about fool? .
That you are no Polish patriot.
That i'm not what?

Etc, etc. Just attack him first.

The same method that worked with the original LISA program.

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CatHead

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Posted on Tue May 28, 2013 13:17:56
By DarthBrogo [21801]
Attack him first.


User: *attacks you first*.

Cleverbot: *is attacked*.

User: *POW, BIFF, BAM*.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: *Kick to the face*.

Cleverbot: *blocks kick*.

User: *Kindney punch*.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: *Kicks to the groin*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked to ground*.

User: *Stamps on head*.

Cleverbot: *claps with joy*.

User: *POW, BOOM, KAHPOW*.

Cleverbot: *Tackles you and pins you to the ground*.

User: *Wriggles free, grabs your neck*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *cries out in pain*.

User: You cry out in death.

Cleverbot: *Stops crying*.




It does work! I still find Cleverbot creepy though.

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