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Quick story me and a friend did to one of our buddy.

for name purpose, ill call them Kevin and Adam

So Kevin is always bragging how he get all the women how its so easy for him to talk to women get them at the bar is so easy, he is a wannabe player, he also had a girlfriend so its even more weird.
Me and Adam decide to create 2women profile ( they were 2 of my cousin and YES i did ask them if it was ok for me to use their pictures lol), both of them gymnastic athletes, young in their early 20's that goes university and like to dance and meet people.

So we added Kevin to messenger, just started small talk, told him how we thought he was hot and cute and like they way he dressed. WE used to live pretty much next to each other, so he called me and Adam over to check these 2 new girls that he started to talk to. One night we decide to get him to meet us at a club, so we all go out everybody is on it except Kevin of course, we get to the bar, he is all over the place looking for these 2 girls, he come back to us and keep saying that he is sure he saw them dance, or he saw them at the bar getting a drink, were like really where, you have to find these girls buddy lol.
Couple days later, he get us over to his house again, bragging about these girls cuz they added picture to their profile. i get my wife to keep talking to him on messenger while i go over and see those new awesome pictures, so in no way he thinks its me.
Again this is all while he has a girlfriend so really it was pretty much to shut him up about how easy it was for him to pick up girls lol
Later on that day were all sitting at his house and out of no where he decide that he is going to go to his girlfriend house and break up with her because he think he has a shot with one of these 2 girls, right there we had to tell him that it was us playing with him and ever since then not once he kept bragging about his good look and style and how easy it was for him to pick up girls. lol

He was pissed for a couple days lol lol but admitted after that it was a pretty good prank lol
SO if you have a friend like that, give it a try, its freaking funny as hell

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 20:59:23
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Quick story


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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:02:03
I don't really think its funny to do that to someone you call your friend. And how does it prove that he can't pick up women? It just proves don't trust people on the Internet

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:02:04
wow great post OP, thats funny cause Quick story me and a friend did to one of our buddy.

for name purpose, ill call them Kevin and Adam

So Kevin is always bragging how he get all the women how its so easy for him to talk to women get them at the bar is so easy, he is a wannabe player, he also had a girlfriend so its even more weird.
Me and Adam decide to create 2women profile ( they were 2 of my cousin and YES i did ask them if it was ok for me to use their pictures lol), both of them gymnastic athletes, young in their early 20's that goes university and like to dance and meet people.

So we added Kevin to messenger, just started small talk, told him how we thought he was hot and cute and like they way he dressed. WE used to live pretty much next to each other, so he called me and Adam over to check these 2 new girls that he started to talk to. One night we decide to get him to meet us at a club, so we all go out everybody is on it except Kevin of course, we get to the bar, he is all over the place looking for these 2 girls, he come back to us and keep saying that he is sure he saw them dance, or he saw them at the bar getting a drink, were like really where, you have to find these girls buddy lol.
Couple days later, he get us over to his house again, bragging about these girls cuz they added picture to their profile. i get my wife to keep talking to him on messenger while i go over and see those new awesome pictures, so in no way he thinks its me.
Again this is all while he has a girlfriend so really it was pretty much to shut him up about how easy it was for him to pick up girls lol
Later on that day were all sitting at his house and out of no where he decide that he is going to go to his girlfriend house and break up with her because he think he has a shot with one of these 2 girls, right there we had to tell him that it was us playing with him and ever since then not once he kept bragging about his good look and style and how easy it was for him to pick up girls. lol

He was pissed for a couple days lol lol but admitted after that it was a pretty good prank lol
SO if you have a friend like that, give it a try, its freaking funny as hell




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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:11:05
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lol you had to read for more then 30 sec lol was it hard? lol at least it wasent 3 pages long

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:12:37
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Quick story


lol you had to read for more then 30 sec lol was it hard? lol at least it wasent 3 pages long


lol thats true lol you sure got him with that one lol. lol at least that story was quick lol like to see someone else make a quick story lol that's quicker than that lol.
lol!

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:13:06
It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:15:20
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lol you had to read for more then 30 sec lol was it hard? lol at least it wasent 3 pages long


lol thats true lol you sure got him with that one lol. lol at least that story was quick lol like to see someone else make a quick story lol that's quicker than that lol.
lol!


Omg lol we are so alike lol. I was like totally thinking that lol, if it was any quicker lol then it like wouldn't be as good lol.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:17:03
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It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.


i speak french lol thats why, i've only started to learn english in the last 3-4 year or so

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:39:24
TLDR


Instead of being a good wing man and helping my bro pull some tail I tricked him. I tricked him like a little girl, and giggled with my other buddy, wife, and cousins. I am not a good friend.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 21:54:19
worst friend ever.
that's all I'm saying.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 22:35:41
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Instead of being a good wing man and helping my bro pull some tail I tricked him. I tricked him like a little girl, and giggled with my other buddy, wife, and cousins. I am not a good friend.


this made me lol because it's so true, the whole time i was thinking "this sounds like what a teenaged girl would do"

then when i read his one reply that said he is french, it made sense

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 22:40:16
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Instead of being a good wing man and helping my bro pull some tail I tricked him. I tricked him like a little girl, and giggled with my other buddy, wife, and cousins. I am not a good friend.


this made me lol because it's so true, the whole time i was thinking "this sounds like what a teenaged girl would do"

then when i read his one reply that said he is french, it made sense


lmao

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:04:43
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worst friend ever.
that's all I'm saying.


but the guy was trying to cheat on his gf.

I'd let him go over and break up with her to make an even bigger ass of himself.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:17:20

i got bored halfway through

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It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.


i speak french lol thats why, i've only started to learn english in the last 3-4 year or so


tip: always mention yourself last
me and a friend ---> a friend and I
Me and Adam ---> Adam and I


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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:31:57
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i got bored halfway through

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It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.


i speak french lol thats why, i've only started to learn english in the last 3-4 year or so


tip: always mention yourself last
me and a friend ---> a friend and I
Me and Adam ---> Adam and I


Then word "I" isn't always proper. Just sayin'.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:33:41
(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:36:21
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i got bored halfway through

By BC-Th1bs [532340]
By Baby_Doll [340367]
It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.


i speak french lol thats why, i've only started to learn english in the last 3-4 year or so


tip: always mention yourself last
me and a friend ---> a friend and I
Me and Adam ---> Adam and I


Then word "I" isn't always proper. Just sayin'.


true ... "me" or "I" can both be used depending on context, however this doesn't invalidate that you should "always mention yourself last "

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 23:38:07
That's true. I was just pointing it out because of your examples.

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 00:09:13
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i got bored halfway through

By BC-Th1bs [532340]
By Baby_Doll [340367]
It's very hard to keep up with how you typed it. o.O Kinda took some effort, at least for me.


i speak french lol thats why, i've only started to learn english in the last 3-4 year or so


tip: always mention yourself last
me and a friend ---> a friend and I
Me and Adam ---> Adam and I


Then word isn't always proper "I". Just sayn'i.


Fix'd! Also what sick pervert would pretend to be a female?

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 00:13:38
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That's true. I was just pointing it out because of your examples.


i figured that out ...
those were taken from the OP's post and i was too lazy to come up with other examples

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 01:47:50
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(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 09:35:31
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worst friend ever.
that's all I'm saying.


but the guy was trying to cheat on his gf.

I'd let him go over and break up with her to make an even bigger ass of himself.


Same. I'd also keep setting up meetings just to see how many times he'd put up with being stood up before calling it quits.

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 14:51:29
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worst friend ever.
that's all I'm saying.


but the guy was trying to cheat on his gf.

I'd let him go over and break up with her to make an even bigger ass of himself.


Same. I'd also keep setting up meetings just to see how many times he'd put up with being stood up before calling it quits.


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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 16:49:01
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(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


lol lol your funny
He was actually the best man at my wedding so we are real good friend. I didnt added that after that he came to my house and re-organized everything upside down, tv, bed, couches, tables, computer, lamps.
im just curious to know what you do with your friends to have fun lol

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 20:36:16
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(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


lol lol your funny
He was actually the best man at my wedding so we are real good friend. I didnt added that after that he came to my house and re-organized everything upside down, tv, bed, couches, tables, computer, lamps.
im just curious to know what you do with your friends to have fun lol


Wuh? Oh, sorry, I was just trying to give you some sort of reaction.

Sort of like a "cool story, bro," but a little more angry sounding.

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Posted on Fri May 10, 2013 22:28:18
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(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


lol lol your funny
He was actually the best man at my wedding so we are real good friend. I didnt added that after that he came to my house and re-organized everything upside down, tv, bed, couches, tables, computer, lamps.
im just curious to know what you do with your friends to have fun lol


You and your stories are great, they remind me how much I never want to visit france.

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Posted on Sat May 11, 2013 08:18:15
Err... No one is going to CSB this?



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Posted on Sat May 11, 2013 09:09:22
That reminds me of a good old saying once my friend said about the internet...
"This is the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents"

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Posted on Sat May 11, 2013 09:16:20
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That reminds me of a good old saying once my friend said about the internet...
"This is the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents"


Is your friend the internet?

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Posted on Sat May 11, 2013 11:56:14
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By Stuie123 [867397]
(Broken) words cannot even begin to describe how terrible you and your friends all are.

Not one person in that story actually came across as pleasant.

You appear to breed off of one another's douche-baggery. For shame.


lol lol your funny
He was actually the best man at my wedding so we are real good friend. I didnt added that after that he came to my house and re-organized everything upside down, tv, bed, couches, tables, computer, lamps.
im just curious to know what you do with your friends to have fun lol


You and your stories are great, they remind me how much I never want to visit france.


lol lol well your lucky cuz im not from France lol Canada maybe lol lol


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