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Thread created on Wed May 01, 2013 23:10:32
Last replied to on Thu May 09, 2013 11:28:11
Does anyone know any good torn puns?

heres one i made up.

Your so dumb You thought incognito window would make your attack stealth.

not that great i hope you guys have better ones

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Coprophagia

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 00:24:01
Have you ever peed your name in the snow?
I did once but I got so cold I was shaking and f**ked it up.

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 00:30:06
By Chandler_Bing [1293946]
Have you ever peed your name in the snow?
I did once but I got so cold I was shaking and f**ked it up.


You need to rub it to keep it warm.

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 01:38:48
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By Chandler_Bing [1293946]
Have you ever peed your name in the snow?
I did once but I got so cold I was shaking and f**ked it up.


You need to rub it to keep it warm.


...but then you wouldn't be peeing anymore.

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 13:52:03
yo mommas so fat, she never sells her stolen goods back to sally's sweetshop after stealing them.

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 14:55:58
Your sooo ugly you have put a black square over your face

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 14:58:08
And PopadaPill wins!

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 15:08:32
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And PopadaPill wins!


Your the prize apparently..hurrrah!

:|o

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 15:14:07
You're so shit they named the casino game Craps after you.

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 16:44:31
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And PopadaPill wins!


Your the prize apparently..hurrrah!

:|o


You poor thing.

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CatHead

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 16:53:50
I was TORN between playing on this game or going on porn.

Hell yeah I know what the word pun means.



(Sorry)

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Posted on Thu May 02, 2013 16:53:53
Your so lame, that you gave Congenial more than 1000 free defends

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Posted on Fri May 03, 2013 09:54:00
The puns were so good I logged out of torn.

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Posted on Fri May 03, 2013 11:56:01
This is the non related section

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Posted on Fri May 03, 2013 11:58:53
Such a shame people don't know what a pun is..

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Posted on Fri May 03, 2013 17:49:15
By Paucar_Wami [1704404]
Such a shame people don't know what a pun is..


Anyone that doesn't know what a pun is should get PUN-ISHED!!


OHHH YEAAAHH!!!

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Posted on Sat May 04, 2013 19:58:16
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By Paucar_Wami [1704404]
Such a shame people don't know what a pun is..


Anyone that doesn't know what a pun is should get PUN-ISHED!!


OHHH YEAAAHH!!!


Well played.... (bit of a lame one I know)

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Posted on Sat May 04, 2013 20:27:50
Nice orange background. I'm jailous of it.

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Posted on Tue May 07, 2013 17:05:29
By Paucar_Wami [1704404]
Such a shame people don't know what a pun is..


or even the difference between "you're" and "your"

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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 20:39:29
I'm torn between playing and going to work.

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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 20:41:32
I had a bonfire last night, shouldv'e seen my Chedburn!

(shedburn, get it?)

YEA PUNS!

cheers INTJ
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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 21:24:39
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The puns were so good I logged out of torn.




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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 21:35:55
What's my favourite cheese? Ched. (That isn't even funny)



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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 22:04:57
By M12 [578863]
I had a bonfire last night, shouldv'e seen my Chedburn!

(shedburn, get it?)

YEA PUNS!


if you have to explain them, they're not that good. you know that, right?

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Posted on Wed May 08, 2013 22:15:33
By Spurtung [96875]
By M12 [578863]
I had a bonfire last night, shouldv'e seen my Chedburn!

(shedburn, get it?)

YEA PUNS!


if you have to explain them, they're not that good. you know that, right?


I explained it because the type of pun where it sounds like a different word tend not to work so well in written form.

cheers INTJ
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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 11:14:39
I just thought of another one but it's still shit.

I was China go to Japan Dubai some ancient Japanese weapons but the buttons were too close together and I clicked on Argentina instead.

Also, I can't see or remember what destinations are next to each other.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 11:22:39
This stands among the most anus invertingly unfunny threads in the history of this website.

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Posted on Thu May 09, 2013 11:28:11
The phrase 'anus invertingly unfunny' just saved it a little bit in my eyes.

Also, apologies for the shitty 'puns' I contributed.

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